Ye olde political thread

finchy
finchy Posts: 6,686
edited May 2011 in The bottom bracket
Feudalism will never change. We will always have divine right of Kings. Talking about universal suffrage (including for women and the non-propertied class) is just idealistic rubbish.

Freedom of speech and religion? Ha! We will always be burning heretics at the stake.

Human rights? OF COURSE they will never exist, what absolute blithering nonsense. If I want to kill somebody, I'll just go and do it anyway.

Education for the masses? Why, that's just preposterous! The poor always have been and always will be illiterate and ignorant, and will have to beg the permission of the Lord if they want to leave the manor. It always has been and always will be like that. You can't change these things, you know. People will never stand up to the ruling classes and demand change!

Now, as you can see, I have comprehensively proved that the world will never change, and I can predict the future with unerring accuracy, so you peasants go back to making your houses out of pig sh1t or something.

Lord John of Cake Stop

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  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    Didn't realise that my bandwagon was so big.

    Can people please stop jumping on it now?

    Dead horse, flogging, and all that...

    Getting dull?
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Scrumple wrote:
    Didn't realise that my bandwagon was so big.

    Can people please stop jumping on it now?

    Dead horse, flogging, and all that...

    Getting dull?

    I'd only read yours when I posted mine, not the capitalism and Man U ones.

    Seriously though, Scrumple, you really should seek psychiatric treatment, you seem to have some massive anger problems.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    More importantly, which bread making machine should I go for??
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Aggieboy wrote:
    More importantly, which bread making machine should I go for??

    Just for you, I'd say one that lets you make baps. :wink:
  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    I have a sore throat, I'm off the bike, and bored.

    I just get grumpy.

    Very grumpy.


    Boringly grumpy.


    And, I'm trolling for a bite....
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    johnfinch wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    More importantly, which bread making machine should I go for??

    Just for you, I'd say one that lets you make baps. :wink:

    I knead my own...................

    hot-bread.jpg
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    http://fwd.channel5.com/gadget-show/vid ... readmakers


    here ya go mate....

    So bored I found it for you - knew I had seen it on tv somewhere!
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Scrumple wrote:
    I have a sore throat, I'm off the bike, and bored.

    I just get grumpy.

    Very grumpy.


    Boringly grumpy.


    And, I'm trolling for a bite....

    OK, fair enough, get well soon, you grumpy old bastard. :wink:
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Scrumple wrote:
    http://fwd.channel5.com/gadget-show/videos/jon-test/breadmakers


    here ya go mate....

    So bored I found it for you - knew I had seen it on tv somewhere!

    Thanks for that. I'll watch it later, I've got lamb to carve and Rioja to drink.


    Back to politics......................................................
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    I've got a 2002 Haut Medoc open - my uncle in law gave us a box of 6. Decided to pop one for the champions league game.

    What with my sore throat it is well wasted on me today.

    We have a kenwood bread thing. Makes decent enough stuff, and my mother in law makes amazing pizza dough in hers.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Aggieboy wrote:
    More importantly, which bread making machine should I go for??

    Panasonic.
  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    Baker_with_Bread.png

    Ye olde bapmeister.
  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    I might take the dogs for a walk again for the 15th time today????
  • P_Tucker
    P_Tucker Posts: 1,878
    johnfinch wrote:
    Feudalism will never change. We will always have divine right of Kings. Talking about universal suffrage (including for women and the non-propertied class) is just idealistic rubbish.

    Freedom of speech and religion? Ha! We will always be burning heretics at the stake.

    Human rights? OF COURSE they will never exist, what absolute blithering nonsense. If I want to kill somebody, I'll just go and do it anyway.

    Education for the masses? Why, that's just preposterous! The poor always have been and always will be illiterate and ignorant, and will have to beg the permission of the Lord if they want to leave the manor. It always has been and always will be like that. You can't change these things, you know. People will never stand up to the ruling classes and demand change!

    Now, as you can see, I have comprehensively proved that the world will never change, and I can predict the future with unerring accuracy, so you peasants go back to making your houses out of pig sh1t or something.

    Lord John of Cake Stop

    :lol:

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