Unpleasant hair thread number two
SimonAH
Posts: 3,730
Ingrown.
Yup. Little follicular b'stards growing back into your butt right on the sit points.
Hurts.
Requires mirror-on-a-stick, tweezers and gumption. (Or a broadminded-partner, tweezers and squealing - my choice).
On the basis that I'm a man please don't suggest chamois cream.
This has only occured three times in around 4K miles but REALLY not my favourite thing!
Yup. Little follicular b'stards growing back into your butt right on the sit points.
Hurts.
Requires mirror-on-a-stick, tweezers and gumption. (Or a broadminded-partner, tweezers and squealing - my choice).
On the basis that I'm a man please don't suggest chamois cream.
This has only occured three times in around 4K miles but REALLY not my favourite thing!
FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
Litespeed L3 for Strava bits
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
Litespeed L3 for Strava bits
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
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SimonAH wrote:Ingrown.
Yup. Little follicular b'stards growing back into your butt right on the sit points.
Hurts.
Requires mirror-on-a-stick, tweezers and gumption. (Or a broadminded-partner, tweezers and squealing - my choice).
On the basis that I'm a man please don't suggest chamois cream.
This has only occured three times in around 4K miles but REALLY not my favourite thing!
I have always found men with hairy backsides slightly worryingOfficers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men0 -
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Sudocrem?FCN 2-4.
"What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
"It stays down, Daddy."
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For the record officer my backside is pert and lovely. In terms of hairiness I would urge you to garner a mental image of Tom Cruise's posterior, or perhaps Jason StathamFCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
Litespeed L3 for Strava bits
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.0 -
SimonAH wrote:Ingrown.
Yup. Little follicular b'stards growing back into your butt right on the sit points.
Hurts.
Requires mirror-on-a-stick, tweezers and gumption. (Or a broadminded-partner, tweezers and squealing - my choice).
On the basis that I'm a man please don't suggest chamois cream.
This has only occured three times in around 4K miles but REALLY not my favourite thing!
Yeah I haven't had the courage to ask my other half yet, I may point her in the direction of this thread.0 -
SimonAH wrote:For the record officer my backside is pert and lovely. In terms of hairiness I would urge you to garner a mental image of Tom Cruise's posterior, or perhaps Jason Statham
No, neither of those images work for me.Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men0 -
Horton?FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
Litespeed L3 for Strava bits
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.0 -
PIcs or it didn't happen :shock:0
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FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
Litespeed L3 for Strava bits
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.0 -
SimonAH wrote:
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SimonAH wrote:... a broadminded-partner, tweezers and squealing...
The other kind of bike porn.FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees
I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!0 -
Never suffered from that particular affliction. However to relate things back to thread number 1 I have noticed some hair loss in the general area, perhaps chamois cream isn't such a bad idea after all
What............................. too much information :shock: ...........................oh come on what did you expectpain is temporary, the glory of beating your mates to the top of the hill lasts forever.....................
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Bugger - I should not have read this thread.....now have coffee all over my keyboard and feel slightly queezy :shock:
**Bear in mind that my little daughter turned into pukezilla last night.0 -
ive been likened to a warewolf before now, ingrowing hairs are a weekly occurence to me
but i do think its particular minging when you dig a hair out an its a big long curly one
:shock:Keeping it classy since '830 -
That'll teach you to shave in that region. Nature intended it be hairy for a reason!0