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  • meanredspider
    meanredspider Posts: 12,337
    Shorts first then leg warmers or leg warmers first then shorts...?
    ROAD < Scott Foil HMX Di2, Volagi Liscio Di2, Jamis Renegade Elite Di2, Cube Reaction Race > ROUGH
  • I TYPED THIS WITH MY MOUTH SHUT SO I CAN'T BE SHOUTING!
  • All roadies have a secret desire to ride mountain bikes but just haven't got the coordination or the bottle.
  • Velonutter
    Velonutter Posts: 2,437
    Campagnolo will always be better than Shim & SRAM :roll: :D
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 18,878
    That NapD fella should buy a decent bike and learn how to keep it clean.
    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 40,217
    Beware
  • What saddle will suit me best?
  • Homer J
    Homer J Posts: 920
    What excercise is best for improving my sprint?
    Dumbell flys or tricep kickbacks
  • NWLondoner
    NWLondoner Posts: 2,047
    Will shaving make me cycle faster ??
  • keef66
    keef66 Posts: 13,123
    You can say what you like about paedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.
  • welkman
    welkman Posts: 396
    1) Since when does a cheeky pinch on the bum become full blown sexual assault?

    2) Bums or breasts?

    3) My freind has a body to die for but a face like a smacked arse; should I sleep with her?
  • mattshrops
    mattshrops Posts: 1,134
    keef66 wrote:
    You can say what you like about paedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Death or Glory- Just another Story
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    When you think about it,Adam Rayners got a point.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.
  • lemoncurd
    lemoncurd Posts: 1,428
    Lance bought loads of Spanish meat farms after Contador's 2009 TdF win.

    He had a plan.
  • Bike lanes should be mandatory
    The older I get the faster I was
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    (He was indian btw)



    Ahh keef66,that did make me laugh,cheers.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    edited February 2011
    twice
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    edited February 2011
    and again
  • Smokin Joe
    Smokin Joe Posts: 2,706
    The Daily Mail is the voice of Britain's silent majority.
  • After shaving my legs in preparation for road racing, is it wrong to experiment with hiding my penis, so that it looks like I have a lady garden? :?
    Simon G
  • mattshrops
    mattshrops Posts: 1,134
    Simon G wrote:
    After shaving my legs in preparation for road racing, is it wrong to experiment with hiding my penis, so that it looks like I have a lady garden? :?
    :lol::lol::lol:
    Death or Glory- Just another Story
  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    Roadies are miserable and unsociable and unwelcoming, cos they don't wave back.
  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    Cycling's not a real sport cos they're sitting down.
  • ratsbeyfus
    ratsbeyfus Posts: 2,841
    Cats are better than dogs.


    I had one of them red bikes but I don't any more. Sad face.

    @ratsbey
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Heather Mills is a living saint.
  • ddraver wrote:
    Full suspension bikes make everything too easy - Real men ride a hardtail

    Actually real men don't use suspension at all, rigid bike all the way! :lol::lol:
    Look 675 Light Di2
    Boardman Pro C winter hack
    Cannondale Prophet
    Decathlon Hub geared City bike
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    ddraver wrote:
    Full suspension bikes make everything too easy - Real men ride a hardtail

    Actually real men don't use suspension at all, rigid bike all the way! :lol::lol:

    and fixed.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • tigerben
    tigerben Posts: 233
    You get noticed more wearing a black jacket as they look cooler.
  • NWLondoner
    NWLondoner Posts: 2,047
    Will being kitted out head to toe in Rapha gear while riding a halfords carrera make me look cool??
  • DCowling
    DCowling Posts: 769
    It's okay to hit woman and try to smash their phones if they have annoyed you on your bike