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gtvlusso
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On a company do last week; rather "posh" affair with some execs, followed by a night out at a nightclub.
One exec, mid fifties, brings along 20 odd year old girl. Me being Mr Naive believes that this girl *could* be said execs daughter....yeah right!
Anyway - said girl gets sh1t faced and starts poll dancing, rather too well, in the nightclub - starts flashing b00bs and panties...a class act.
Mid fifties exec, perfectly calm say's "it's okay, she's from Brazil"
My reply "Yes, so I see"....
Group of people fall about laughing...
Anyway, this is the second time that I have been on a company/exec do and one of the execs has bought along a hooker! Is this normal practice?! I am slightly shocked at the bravado with which it is done!
Maybe I am a prude....
One exec, mid fifties, brings along 20 odd year old girl. Me being Mr Naive believes that this girl *could* be said execs daughter....yeah right!
Anyway - said girl gets sh1t faced and starts poll dancing, rather too well, in the nightclub - starts flashing b00bs and panties...a class act.
Mid fifties exec, perfectly calm say's "it's okay, she's from Brazil"
My reply "Yes, so I see"....
Group of people fall about laughing...
Anyway, this is the second time that I have been on a company/exec do and one of the execs has bought along a hooker! Is this normal practice?! I am slightly shocked at the bravado with which it is done!
Maybe I am a prude....
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Like the Brazil line, good one
No, it's not normal to bring along an 'escort', particularly not if she then gets bongo'ed and starts wafting her particulars around.
Who the f**k do you work for that that is considered OK?!?!?!?!?! Even at the Xmas do???? :shock: At my place you'd be out on your ar5e before the New Year
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Mate, the Tories are in power, the bankers won. It's just the beginning.
All those 'Diary of a Call Girl' stories where redundant business women made millions selling 'snatch-time' is about to be relived in a new generation.
Fishnets, heels and pencil skirts. On the train you can never be too sure if you're looking at a top-notch exec/lawyer/banker or a top-dollar hooker/ho/whore.
The future? Deals, mergers and takeovers will once again be brokered in strip joints around the Country. Broke people with no Sky TV to entertain them will have no choice but to shag to kill time on a Tuesday afternoon, this already happens 'Oop North'. Roman style orgies just left of Deustchbank, car swapping and one hell of an almighty lunch time lull. Be prepared for another population boom! Are you absolutely sure its mine/yours....
All this hedonisitc vulgar glory under one British stiff upper lip!
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SecretSam wrote:Like the Brazil line, good one
No, it's not normal to bring along an 'escort', particularly not if she then gets bongo'ed and starts wafting her particulars around.
Who the f**k do you work for that that is considered OK?!?!?!?!?! Even at the Xmas do???? :shock: At my place you'd be out on your ar5e before the New Year
Can't stop sniggering about this turn of phrase. I thought you gtvlusso was public sector, but I must have remembered that wrong. Not much experience of 'execs' but the number of strip clubs around these parts (Moorgate/City Road) at least a few people think it's OK.1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
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perfectly normal....
one or my customers has a thai bride so it sort of the same,
also got taken out by a subcontractor & we ended up at a brass house & my boss took me & 2 colleagues to a strip club before last xmas party0 -
rjsterry wrote:SecretSam wrote:Like the Brazil line, good one
No, it's not normal to bring along an 'escort', particularly not if she then gets bongo'ed and starts wafting her particulars around.
Who the f**k do you work for that that is considered OK?!?!?!?!?! Even at the Xmas do???? :shock: At my place you'd be out on your ar5e before the New Year
Can't stop sniggering about this turn of phrase. I thought you gtvlusso was public sector, but I must have remembered that wrong. Not much experience of 'execs' but the number of strip clubs around these parts (Moorgate/City Road) at least a few people think it's OK.
Nope - always been private sector - apparently everyone smells in the public sector, or so DDD says........see what I did there :-s :-)0 -
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DonDaddyD wrote:Fishnets, heels and pencil skirts. On the train you can never be too sure if you're looking at a top-notch exec/lawyer/banker or a top-dollar hooker/ho/whore.
Fantasy disclosed.
The poor woman who is the subject of the fantasy can be sure, OTOH that the ostensibly presentable young NHS manager opposite her on the train has a XXX movie running main screen in his imagination, and she's the almost-exhausted star of it.0 -
Bet he's claiming her on expenses too. No wonder a certain Finnish telecomunication company's mobile phones are expensive I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.0
