"Dead" child on Google Street View

Le Commentateur
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edited August 2010 in The bottom bracket
http://gawker.com/5611574/child-plays-d ... s-a-nation


Reached for comment, Mrs. Beebeejaun said she wished her daughter played dead more often: "I just wish she was that quiet all the time."
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  • Hibbs
    Hibbs Posts: 291
    :lol:
  • zebra67
    zebra67 Posts: 113
    That's hilarious.
    My kids would do that. :oops:
  • rjh299
    rjh299 Posts: 721
    Down the street view does look proper dodgy.
    Quality :lol:
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    She'll be a Hell of a catch for someone later in Life.

    Some poor sod...

    I feel sorry for him already: Jeremy Kyle on all day, Soaps all night, 6 or 7 fat kids running riot, her telling her fat friends bout the time she was "in the news", take aways every night...

    God, he'd better slash his wrists now, before he meets her!
  • Hibbs
    Hibbs Posts: 291
    Splottboy wrote:
    She'll be a Hell of a catch for someone later in Life.

    Some poor sod...

    I feel sorry for him already: Jeremy Kyle on all day, Soaps all night, 6 or 7 fat kids running riot, her telling her fat friends bout the time she was "in the news", take aways every night...

    God, he'd better slash his wrists now, before he meets her!

    Did you have to bring Bhima into this? :roll:



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  • I cant recall everyone being horrified, this is the first I have heard of it. Perhaps she is half possum and felt threatened by the camera.
  • carrock
    carrock Posts: 1,103
    by the bloody size of her she needs to stop playing dead and run around a lot more
  • Flasheart
    Flasheart Posts: 1,278
    Anyone else see her rather scarey mother on GMTV this morning?

    Poor kid never stood a chance :(
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  • Hibbs
    Hibbs Posts: 291
    carrock wrote:
    by the bloody size of her she needs to stop playing dead and run around a lot more

    Maybe she wasn't "playing dead" - I mean who does that? I bet she just having a rest after the eating latest MaccyD's super mac daddy jumbo mega-huge meal deal. For breakfast.


    :lol:
  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    I'm outraged. Not sure at who, but I'm outraged. :wink:
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,878
    dennisn wrote:
    I'm outraged. Not sure at who, but I'm outraged. :wink:

    is it my fault (am married - so I assume it is) :)
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    dennisn wrote:
    I'm outraged. Not sure at who, but I'm outraged. :wink:


    Wiggle street view, they're to blame.
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  • That's some pro-standard corpse work IMO. She looks like she could have been dumped out of the back of a white van. If she'd soiled and wet herself as well it would be genius.
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    When you've got a child that looks better dead than alive...

    I think this is where that bird up North got the idea, when she "kidnapped" her own lass.

    Do you think they are related?
  • Bunneh
    Bunneh Posts: 1,329
    The Jeremy Kyle generation - why euthanasia should be legal.
  • desweller
    desweller Posts: 5,175
    Woah woah woah! Enough with the fat jokes! She's just a kid! Bloody hell.

    With a truly genius sense of the macabre, it has to be said.
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