Women dice with death on M6

I watched that last night, what a pair of nutters! The one that murdered that guy will be out on parole soon. They should ship her back to Sweden ,the nutty bint!

Thought I recognised this thread, it was two years ago!? :shock:

Has anyone made the obvious joke yet? I got bored reading...

"Women dice with death by driving a car. Any car. Anywhere."

they were both on their way to see me in stoke when i was on leave. i had promised to give them both the smashing of a lifetime and they had heard from a bus load of swedish nurses that i was more than up to the job, you can see her shouting to the camera after being restrained by 6 people and carried over the barrier "daaaaaan, daaaaaan"

i visited the sisters in hospital and only had time to do one of them, thats why she really needed 7 weeks to recover, i very nearly broke her back. t'other sister was just responsible for pulling a lime out of my ar5e repeatedly.

i only had the 3 hours of visitation time to do the deed which is why i only had time to do one of the sisters.

the one who comitted murder later on did so as a cry for help, i had turned up at the scene with a chicken and some lager but she wouldnt listen and comitted the murder anyway.

im off to see her in jail in order to make good on my promise, i might do all of the other birds in jail with her too.

sheepsteeth wrote:

they were both on their way to see me in stoke when i was on leave. i had promised to give them both the smashing of a lifetime and they had heard from a bus load of swedish nurses that i was more than up to the job, you can see her shouting to the camera after being restrained by 6 people and carried over the barrier "daaaaaan, daaaaaan"

i visited the sisters in hospital and only had time to do one of them, thats why she really needed 7 weeks to recover, i very nearly broke her back. t'other sister was just responsible for pulling a lime out of my ar5e repeatedly.

i only had the 3 hours of visitation time to do the deed which is why i only had time to do one of the sisters.

the one who comitted murder later on did so as a cry for help, i had turned up at the scene with a chicken and some lager but she wouldnt listen and comitted the murder anyway.

im off to see her in jail in order to make good on my promise, i might do all of the other birds in jail with her too.

Post of the YEAR!

Blimey.

the same lime inserted, removed then replaced as fast as she could manage. fair play to the girl she did an epic job of it considering my ass was hammering away like a fiddlers elbow.

the lime ended up burst and looking like the surface of a feast lolly by the time visiting hours were done.

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