Dear God

Andy
Andy Posts: 8,207
edited July 2010 in The Crudcatcher
Dear God, please can we have Elvis back on earth? His music is far better than anything that currently gets made.

In return you can take Justin Bieber.

Many thanks,
Andrew

Comments

  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    He is on Earth. But nobody can find him.
  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    he's still on the bog
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    Dear God,

    Keep Elvis and send back Hendrix instead please.

    Cheers dude,

    Matt
  • Kiblams
    Kiblams Posts: 2,423
    Dear God,

    Keep Elvis and send back Hendrix instead please.

    + Hash browns
  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    Dear God,

    Keep Elvis and send back Hendrix instead please.

    Cheers dude,

    Matt

    + potato and bring kurt cobain back while your at it :D
  • Nah, if Kurt Cobain hadn't have done himself, then we would never have had the Foo Fighters. I'd take them over some more pishy grunge crap any day!
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,700
    Can we have Cliff Burton back while you're at it? Cheers.
  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    But you can keep Michel Jackson!!!

    But its highly unlikely he went up, chances are his plastic face has melted in the pits of hell :twisted:

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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Nah, if Kurt Cobain hadn't have done himself, then we would never have had the Foo Fighters. I'd take them over some more pishy grunge crap any day!

    We're asking God to bring people back, not turn back time.



    Turning back time would just be ridiculous :wink:
    :lol:
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    Cher didn't think so.
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    He used to play Rugby for Wales.

    Pick anyone from the 70's teams.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Dear God, keep Elvis and Hendrix, in death they became bigger legends, and we still have their music

    But as a gesture of good will, you can have Bieber, as ell as Effron, Hudgens and the entire vocal cast of Glee
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Andy wrote:
    His music is far better than anything that currently gets made.

    In return you can take Justin Bieber.

    Many thanks,
    Andrew

    Actually, is this statement not from a Glee fan? is this an admission that Glee is utter, utter $h1te and the set should become the next chosen location for US nuclear warhead testing?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    You can't give Glee to GOD, you Ejit!

    There are ALL going to Satan, The Devil, The Anti-Christ, The Dogs of Hell and whoever else can tear their flesh off while they are still barely alive.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Splottboy wrote:
    You can't give Glee to GOD, you Ejit!

    There are ALL going to Satan, The Devil, The Anti-Christ, The Dogs of Hell and whoever else can tear their flesh off while they are still barely alive.

    yes you can, surely if you give the cast of Glee to God, he will see the error of his ways and become evil too, and that by creating sickly sweet bubblegum pop actors that are unable to graduate high school until they are approaching the age of 30, is actually one of the biggest ever sins, and for his part in this heinous crime, his Son baby jbus, deserved to be nailed to that bit of 4 by 2
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    gazderry wrote:
    Splottboy wrote:
    You can't give Glee to GOD, you Ejit!

    There are ALL going to Satan, The Devil, The Anti-Christ, The Dogs of Hell and whoever else can tear their flesh off while they are still barely alive.

    yes you can, surely if you give the cast of Glee to God, he will see the error of his ways and become evil too, and that by creating sickly sweet bubblegum pop actors that are unable to graduate high school until they are approaching the age of 30, is actually one of the biggest ever sins, and for his part in this heinous crime, his Son baby jbus, deserved to be nailed to that bit of 4 by 2

    Yep, my peoples got him good n proper!
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    bails87 wrote:

    Yep, my peoples got him good n proper!

    what? The NHS? I knew it!!!!
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • stuart_c-2
    stuart_c-2 Posts: 805
    gazderry wrote:
    bails87 wrote:

    Yep, my peoples got him good n proper!

    what? The NHS? I knew it!!!!

    The guy gets nailed to some wood and then buried for however long it was. Survives that.

    Goes into hospital to gets wounds from nails checked, gets MRSA, dead!

    Man that's gotta suck.
    "I ride to eat"