Englands return...

Splottboy · June 2010

Just saw the plane landing on Eurosport News.
Beckham was descending the steps with a fat cabin crew guy.
I can Imagine the conversation:

Cabin Crew Guy: "Well David, I think you should have got behind them, and entered forcefully thro their backend defences. Then punsihed them. REALLY punished them. Pounded them hard !!!

David: " Thanks for that...Do you fancy a coaching job? "

Cabin Crew Guy: " Oooohhh, I'll think about it, luv !
Anyway Darling...How DO you keep your hair looking so nice? Standing up, rigid, like "

David: "Get the job, and I'll show you."

Cabin Crew Guy: " Oh, you little tease !!! Don't forget - call me...you promised. Bye luv ! "

Where are my stabilisers? · June 2010

Erm...Did you mean to share your gay porno fantasy on the bike radar forum :shock:

Splottboy · June 2010

Oh dear...I've been found out!!!

You gotta ave a larf at the England team though.

Not the Coaches fault, he wasn't on the pitch...

Where are my stabilisers? · June 2010

I never quite understand why it's always the coaches/managers fault, can't these people inspire themselves? Maybe coaches talk too much and make the poor players think too much, instead of just letting them kick a ball the way they do and have done instinctively since they were kids :shock:

Oh well maybe next time :roll:

Splottboy · June 2010

Paralysis by Analysis...I think that's what's it's called.

.blitz · June 2010

ENGLAND PLAYERS TIRED AFTER LONG SEASON OF TRAVELODGE SKANKS

Fifa president Sepp Blatter has apologised to England for Frank Lampard's goal being disallowed, adding: "And that's the same apology I gave to your mommas last night."

Priceless

welshkev · June 2010

i know that i'm welsh and we no sod all about football but surely it's got to be the players? how many managers have england had recently and got nowhere. surely it's just time to face the fact that you're just not very good

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