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*** Spolier *** re: Lance Armstrong (9 mth warning)

SpaceJunkSpaceJunk Posts: 1,157
edited May 2010 in Pro race
Lance has announced via Twitter (how else) that his better half is expecting a child come October 2010.

Not sure of sex, but it's either going to be called Jack or Olivia.

The baby might still be in an embryonic state, but it's clever enough to have opened up a twitter a/c.

Scary thing is, it already has 614 followers. That's even more than me and it's only the size of a "lemon".

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  • HibbsHibbs Posts: 291
    Oh jesus, not another one. It's ok Lance, you can put it away now, we get it, the Juan Pelota works. :roll:

    :wink:

    Seriously though, it's a little premature to announce the names to the world and give it a twitter account etc, I mean, we all know that sadly these things sometimes do not go to plan...
  • ProssPross Posts: 28,147
    Not sure of sex

    I think you'll find it occurred. No biology lessons in Oz (nearly said Down Under but probably wouldn't have been the best choice of phrase)? :lol:
  • Stuey01Stuey01 Posts: 1,273
    Pross wrote:
    Not sure of sex

    I think you'll find it occurred. No biology lessons in Oz (nearly said Down Under but probably wouldn't have been the best choice of phrase)? :lol:

    Probably not actually, as he was rendered infertile by chemo. It'll be an artificial insemination from frozen deposits made before he underwent treatment.
    Not climber, not sprinter, not rouleur
  • Yellow PerilYellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    Perhaps it's Michael Jackson's...
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • GazzaputtGazzaputt Posts: 3,227
    Stuey01 wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    Not sure of sex

    I think you'll find it occurred. No biology lessons in Oz (nearly said Down Under but probably wouldn't have been the best choice of phrase)? :lol:

    Probably not actually, as he was rendered infertile by chemo. It'll be an artificial insemination from frozen deposits made before he underwent treatment.

    His last child was conceived naturally.
  • Stuey01Stuey01 Posts: 1,273
    Gazzaputt wrote:
    Stuey01 wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    Not sure of sex

    I think you'll find it occurred. No biology lessons in Oz (nearly said Down Under but probably wouldn't have been the best choice of phrase)? :lol:

    Probably not actually, as he was rendered infertile by chemo. It'll be an artificial insemination from frozen deposits made before he underwent treatment.

    His last child was conceived naturally.

    Really? well that's me corrected.
    Not climber, not sprinter, not rouleur
  • nick hansonnick hanson Posts: 1,655
    Stuey01 wrote:
    Gazzaputt wrote:
    Stuey01 wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    Not sure of sex

    I think you'll find it occurred. No biology lessons in Oz (nearly said Down Under but probably wouldn't have been the best choice of phrase)? :lol:

    Probably not actually, as he was rendered infertile by chemo. It'll be an artificial insemination from frozen deposits made before he underwent treatment.

    His last child was conceived naturally.

    Really? well that's me corrected.
    Yep
    so many cols,so little time!
  • micronmicron Posts: 1,843
    Well, that's what she said... :wink:
  • Av itAv it Posts: 105
    seriously does it matter?

    Drug cheat can still concieve so what????
  • Vino2007Vino2007 Posts: 340
    Just shut up about drugs FFS
  • FastladFastlad Posts: 908
    He's a lucky man, about to be a father for the 5th time 8) maybe he's aiming for 7? Well he's certainly got the money and a young lovely girlfriend. Go fot it y'all!!
  • paulcuthbertpaulcuthbert Posts: 1,016
    Fastlad wrote:
    He's a lucky man, about to be a father for the 5th time 8) maybe he's aiming for 7? Well he's certainly got the money and a young lovely girlfriend. Go fot it y'all!!

    Did you mean lovely, or "lively" :lol:

    She is HAWT
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