The laws of Gravity, Physics and others

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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    If you like Frank Skinner, you'll love this!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvbtz0H6 ... AB&index=3

    From about 2:30
  • Daz555
    Daz555 Posts: 3,976
    edited October 2009
    KonaKurt wrote:
    Of course they are correct! If they were not, NASA would not be able to launch a single vessel into space!

    KK.
    Newton's laws are not 'correct', they are simply a very good estimate. Einstein's relativity provides us more accurate estimates for such calculations.

    Newton's laws are still valid, but Relativity is required when extreme precision is needed or when dealing with massive or extremely fast objects. You could not setup the GPS network with Newton's calculations for example.

    I think we can all be thankful that these clever chaps did not waste their youth messing about on mountain bikes! 8)

    Of course, could either of them have figured out the mechanics of the awesome Cat-Toast device? http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Murp ... atory_cats
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  • wordnumb
    wordnumb Posts: 847
    djames77 wrote:
    supersonic wrote:
    benneally wrote:
    Darkness doesnt affect your grip strength...

    Tell that to my ex...

    :lol::lol::lol: we have all been there

    Never met her.
    Hercule Q wrote:
    gravity is affected by light, its easyer to drop stuff in the dark

    Excellent!

    KK - I've been called some pretty damn insulting things before but MP really is below the belt. :wink:
  • jayson
    jayson Posts: 4,606
    Hercule Q wrote:
    gravity is affected by light, its easyer to drop stuff in the dark

    Great Bill Bailey quip there, im a big fan of him myself too :D:D
  • dave_hill
    dave_hill Posts: 3,877
    djames77 wrote:
    we have all been there

    I've never even met Supersonics' ex, am I missing something? :shock:
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  • dave_hill
    dave_hill Posts: 3,877
    equal and opposite reactions?

    I prefer the illegal option of massively increased, and opposite reaction :twisted:

    So Yeehaa's First Law would be -

    "For every annoying action, there is a proportionately increased and possibly unecessarily violent reaction."
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    HELL yeah!
    that's me, through and through :lol:

    EDIT:
    although I'd replace "proportionately" with logarithmically, or maybe some kind of square or cube function :wink:
  • dave_hill
    dave_hill Posts: 3,877
    Exponentially?
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    YES! that's the word. I couldn't remember it earlier :oops:
  • belugabob
    belugabob Posts: 158
    BurtonM wrote:
    Why do they not apply to mountain biking ?
    They do. The confusion is that very few mountain bikers understand physics.
    Apart from the laws that cover magnetism - most people don't realise that wood attracts metal very strongly (But they find out, almost as soon as they ride through a forest) :wink:

    If you didn't learn anything today, you weren't paying attention!
  • BurtonM
    BurtonM Posts: 425
    Everybody knows theyre there. You can do things on a bike that you shouldnt be able to. I dont know, its damn hard to explain. It feels as if when your on the bike, the laws do not apply to you. That is how i should have worded it

    New post title :

    Why do the Laws of physics and others seem to not apply to you when your on a bike?

    8)
    yeehaamcgee wrote:

    That's like saying i want a door for my car that doesn't meet the roof, because I once had the wind blow it shut when I was getting in, and I had my head squished between, well, the door and the roof.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    BurtonM wrote:
    Why do the Laws of physics and others seem to not apply to you when your on a bike?

    8)
    They do, I just make it look easy 8)
  • KonaKurt
    KonaKurt Posts: 720
    I find Simple Harmonic Motion very useful when straddling my glossy white beauty, but that's a story for another time kids...

    KK.