Questions you don't want to know the answer to...
Alex
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For example, "What is that smell?" or "Why is there blood on the toilet seat?"
Any you've regretted asking?
Any you've regretted asking?
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Alex no but i answered one on "here" a fews years ago.
you may remember the answer.
Worms"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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''Are we working this weekend??''
''Do we have to run all the way up the hill??''
Just a couple... I normally ask normal questions worded all wrong... D'oh!Boo-yah mofo
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what like......."darling, on the credit card bill, who is Wildcats Ltd. ?" :oops:0
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"whats inside haggis" :?0
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Genuine one:
A good friend of mine with his wife at a fertility clinic for some early consultancy on their inability to conceive so far.
"Mr Smith, how often do you masturbate."You only need two tools: WD40 and Duck Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the tape.0 -
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docker0141 wrote:"whats inside haggis" :?
Definitely one to never ask! Actually found a bit section of bronchiole in mine the other week. Kinda off putting!0 -
What do Mcdonalds REALLY put in their burgers ? 100% Beef my arse
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Part Zebu? Hang on, that's Wetherspoons!0
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Maybe urban myth but here goes :
Couple on holiday get their room broken into cash passport ect stolen.
But they couldn't understand why the camera didn't get taken???
So they get home and get the pictures developed a couple of weeks later and when they look at the photos there is one pic of a big hairy Spanish arse with just the handles of their tooth brushes sticking out !!!!!!!
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How old? :twisted:A feather is kinky, a whole chicken is just perverse.0
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hmmm, why is your adam's apple is so much bigger than any other womans darling?...
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one that always gets me a hammering but i always say it (mainly just to wind the missus up)
"surely hun you don't need to go shopping for more shoes, handbags, clothes?"
Normally get beasted for having the balls to say it 2009 Trek 3900 disc https://www.flickr.com/photos/125245570 ... 613755884/
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"aw so you've finished uni now, what are you doing then?"
Getting asked that grates me so badly. :evil:0 -
"does it hurt when I do this?"
"It looks bad.... but can you stand on it?"
Both heard on the way to A&E after a big spill back in my uni days.
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But you were out with us last night - how did you manage to give your bird a love bite?0
