Women problems - please help
Naveed
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Why is my girlfriend not a supermodel?
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Try some kinky blindfold games in the bedroom - then u can't see her but imagine she IS a supermodel :P
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Ouch
At least I'm not single living at home with me mum with three cats for company - lol0 -
Im guessing from your original post that is because your living at home with a dog instead. 0
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would you rather have a siamese cat that sits and looks distainfully at you or an ordinary moggy that sits in your lap and purrs
well?I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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Id rather have one thats just got out the bath.
Apparently you cant beat a wet pussy.0 -
Mr Wu
UUrgggghhhhhh :?
Some days I think my gf is the best thing ever, other days I think I'm going out with Wurzel Gummidge with a wig on.0 -
You have to stop the role playing in the bedroom then!! In the words of the GLC - Suicide is messy but it's money for free!!!0
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Naveed wrote:Mr Wu
UUrgggghhhhhh :?
Some days I think my gf is the best thing ever, other days I think I'm going out with Wurzel Gummidge with a wig on.
Im sure she thinks the same thing about you when she constantly see's you dressed as aunt sally0 -
Naveed wrote:Mr Wu
UUrgggghhhhhh :?
Some days I think my gf is the best thing ever, other days I think I'm going out with Wurzel Gummidge with a wig on.
Hmmm, I'm sure she would be chuffed to hear that...not!
Are you like some Brad Pitt/George Clooney hybrid? If not, and you are like 99.9999% of the male population, then your missus probably doesn't think your any great-shakes either!
Be happy with what you have!
Or write to Dear Deidre instead......Why has my sig been removed by the admins???0 -
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You two sound like you need to go and meat someone asap 0
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Naveed wrote:You two sound like you need to go and meat someone asap
We need to go and meat someone?
Is that another reference to you wanting us to go bareback dogging with you Naveed?
Told you before mate, not my thing.. Please stop sending me Pm's 0 -
lol what a thread........ :shock:
lets just hope yer bird don't find your computers cached pages or you'll be dating Pam and her 5 friends for a while!It's been a while...0 -
Have you tried hitting her?0
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Naveed Is she just "not a supermodel" or is she like a proper double bagger?
I think we need some pics (of her, not you) to properly decide how you should proceed.0 -
Cat With No Tail wrote:Naveed Is she just "not a supermodel" or is she like a proper double bagger?
I think we need some pics (of her, not you) to properly decide how you should proceed.
Good Idea!
But could do with a (fully clothed) picture of you too Naveed, to see if you are worthy of her, or indeed any woman... Why has my sig been removed by the admins???0 -
Si78 wrote:Cat With No Tail wrote:Naveed Is she just "not a supermodel" or is she like a proper double bagger?
I think we need some pics (of her, not you) to properly decide how you should proceed.
Good Idea!
But could do with a (fully clothed) picture of you too Naveed, to see if you are worthy of her, or indeed any woman...
If your taste in women is anything like your taste in bikes then I think I'm doing alright 0 -
Naveed wrote:If your taste in women is anything like your taste in bikes then I think I'm doing alright
My taste in women is the same as my taste in bikes...good looking, and a nice ride.
What's your point?
Oh, and don't laugh at me. I don't like it.Why has my sig been removed by the admins???0 -
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Si78 wrote:Naveed wrote:If your taste in women is anything like your taste in bikes then I think I'm doing alright
My taste in women is the same as my taste in bikes...good looking, and a nice ride.
What's your point?
Oh, and don't laugh at me. I don't like it.
Sorry mate, I was only joking. I would never laugh at you 'cos I think you're ok and I enjoy reading your posts.
It was a childish jibe and I'm sorry.0 -
Naveed wrote:Si78 wrote:Naveed wrote:If your taste in women is anything like your taste in bikes then I think I'm doing alright
My taste in women is the same as my taste in bikes...good looking, and a nice ride.
What's your point?
Oh, and don't laugh at me. I don't like it.
Sorry mate, I was only joking. I would never laugh at you 'cos I think you're ok and I enjoy reading your posts.
It was a childish jibe and I'm sorry.
No problem.
You can dis my taste in women, but don't dis the bike.Why has my sig been removed by the admins???0 -
OOO! Handbags at dawn.....now is that going to be model/ designer or Netto with two tins of beans in? I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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