Damn *&%$£& balls!
supersonic
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Just went down to check on my dinner in the oven, which has been there half an hour.
Forgot to turn the oven on.
Jeez.
Forgot to turn the oven on.
Jeez.
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better than forgetting it was on for an hour or three."Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
Parktools :?:SheldonBrown0 -
Hehe, there was clouds of smoke coming out of the thing a couple of weeks ago, couldn't fathom out why. Then right at the back on the top shelf there was a truly cremated yorkshire pudding!0
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i've done that with the kettle... sat down to a nice cuppa cold brew *yuck*.
Never forgot to turn the oven on though!!!
just spent £6.50 on a big sirloin steak0 -
or put oj in the tea instead of milk, uurrgghh :shock:0
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I can be a total scatterbrain. Once spent ages looking for the washing powder - I had craftily put in in the fridge.
DOn't let me near your bikes :-)0 -
GF was "cooking" once.... until I got a faint wiff of gas, followed by a big wiff of gas.
She'd been stood there for 5 bloody minutes - gas pouring out with no flame!!0 -
Cool: I do that on purpose hehehe0
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A mate of mine put in some oven chips and fell asleep (pissed). Burnt the whole kitchen and downstairs extension to a cinder, he was lucky a neighbour was up and saw flames in the kitchen and called fire brigade. He got carried out of the house by fire fighters and luckily hadn't inhaled too much smoke and lived to regret it.
Remember folks, when out on the lash its always safer to eat a kebab than get home hungry and try to cook!!!0 -
Jesus! Lucky boy!0
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Don't say that!!!
i'm on my 3rd pint (yes pint) of JD + coke, about to put chips in the oven!!!
edit: but it is an awesome pint glass (Lancaser Bomber glass stolen from my local. )0 -
Well my dinner turned out to be very nice - jacket spud with chilli, very filling! Now going to go for a big sh1t and watch the snooker.0
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:roll:
Didn't leave it in long enough though!!! need to wack a jacket potato in for at least an hour an ten to get it all crispy!!0 -
Bunged it in the microwave 1st for 15 mins ;-)0
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ahhhhh.... he trusty microwave. You need a hazard suit and life line if you need to go anywhere near ours.
its rank!
Just about to put my steak on - rare to medium should only need a few mins if that! need a bigger plate though0 -
I like mine medium with a hint of pink.0
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Bloody nora. I didn't realise how big it was! Had to use the biggest pan and get a separate plate for it!
just polished off a steak, chips, a fried egg and some mixed veg.
Gonna lie down for a bit
btw, this isn't a regular occurrence, treated myself for getting the dissertation in0 -
bigbenj_08 wrote:Bloody nora. I didn't realise how big it was!
Had that said to me many a time ;-)0 -
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I'm elated after defeating a troll lol.
Silly friday mood.0 -
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this thread is great0
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Don't you hate it when you have a drink and it makes you very sleepy!!
Happens to me all the time in my local back home. One pint of Lancaster and i'm set to nod off!
Can't stop yawning now, determined to finish this JD today though0 -
bigbenj_08 wrote:Don't you hate it when you have a drink and it makes you very sleepy!!
Happens to me all the time in my local back home. One pint of Lancaster and i'm set to nod off!
Can't stop yawning now, determined to finish this JD today though
no wonder it is that L word poison.
you need a rit pint of Yorkist Ale."Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
Parktools :?:SheldonBrown0