Man flu
supersonic
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I haveth it. A disgusting dose of throat demons and gungy nose. And I feel crap!
Please send whisky/beer/money/attractive women to me.
Thank you
Supersonic Esq.
Please send whisky/beer/money/attractive women to me.
Thank you
Supersonic Esq.
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bullcrap, you don;t have man flu, or you couldn;t get up to write that.
If it was REAL manflu, you'd be on a life suport machine, and a drip, moaning for help as you take your last few mortal breaths!0 -
I am, I had to blink to communicate with my team of nurses!0
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I bequeath thee my Zaskar if it gets me.0
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I'm on my way over..you wanted sexy women and i'm the only substitute ..lmao0
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LOL, well you know where I live! ;-)0
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Whayy hayyyy..i'll go dig the Merlin out now..i'll be there in 24 hours lmao0
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In this weather you'll catch flu too!0
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Yeah..but it'll be woman flu...i'll carry on regardless0
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Hehe. Got some Polish honey vodka in the cupboard. Should kill the bugs. And my throat. And my liver...0
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Supersonic, I think you've pulled! Damn, I wish I was that smoooooooth!
That reminds me of a story of a bassist from a band. He was completely "ragged" on tour, and ended up in a hospital bed, in a pool of his own erm, ahem, chocolate, and vomiting constantly, but he STILL managed to bag a nurse! :shock:0 -
Hehe, rather than bag a colostomy.
Ol' Sparrow and I are just good friends - she's taller than me, that's bad for any man!
Anyways, went to the pub for a feew, feel MUCH better! Not sure whether that will be reciprocated in the morning, but hey ho, no pain, take it as it comes, nothing ventured and all that.0 -
taller than you? hmm, I swear that's bad for the self esteem.
I used to date a girl who was exactly the same height as me, but insisted on wearing tall heels whenever we went out anywhere. On the plus side, her cleavage was almost exactly at eye level, so it gave me a legitimate excuse from time to time!0 -
Yes, I suppose advantages are to be had! And you can shag them standing up without having to bend your legs.
She is 6ft 2 though, and thats like, big.0 -
That is big for a lady - Probably the tallest lady here?
So how do you feel now sonic - did the beer do the trick last night?0 -
Yes, I suppose advantages are to be had! And you can shag them standing up without having to bend your legs.
Ha ha ha
Hope you're feeling better anyway.... In my experience, alcohol generally helps. But then I've never had man flu!0 -
I'm not so bad thanks! A couple of pints (a couple of couple of pints ;-)) helped me drift off... bit bunged up and sleepy, but could be worse.0
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Thats good, friend of mine swears that the best way to get over man flu is to get well and truly wasted. you dont notice feeling bad when you've had a few drinks, and the next day you're so busy thinking about how bad the hangover is that you dont notice the flu at all.....0
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Very true! Gonna wonder into the kitchen and fry some stuff, have a lot of orange juice to top the minerals up... then go back to bed methinks ;-)0
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Good whiskey, fresh lemon juice and honey with hot water works a treat.
Went out with a 5'11" bird many years ago - I'm 5'8" and felt even more dwarven than usual for a year. She was a looker though so I could pretend I'd pulled a model...0 -
Whiskey at lunch time... why the hell not!!!
Had my zinc pill too.0 -
I am not tall...me and gravity have had an argument thats all lol.
How do ya think my Hubby feels...he's only 5ft 6"...
Caz xxxx0 -
I think your hubbby will be more worried about you going to Sonic's to ease his pain, ahem!0
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Nah...he likes Sonic...well he likes Sonics old bike
Caz xxxx0 -
Well I am awake! Barely alive... Need food! Now where is that pizza hut number...0
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Much better today! Must have got through half a roll of Andrex in the night though. For my nose, you pervs before you say owt!0
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I hate having a runny nose, it always ends up raw from blowing it too much.0
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I end up stuffing half a kleenex up each nostril.0
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Attractive image!!
Good to know you are feeling better.0 -
Lol, I'm in full on 'stig' mode at the minute anyway, scruffy beard, sore nose, so couldn't look too much worse hehe.0