Bike names, good, bad, ugly

Well, Cove is a suburb of Farnborough in Hampshire - so not exactly an aspiring place name for anything, never mind a bike. I've got a Battaglin which isn't too common and I agree that great rider's names are evocative. The names that get me are the pseudo names that are purely there to give a bit of foreign panache - so the likes of Rondelli, Flandria - based in Preston, Lancs! and the like are a complete miss IMO.