Perfect pop songs

Good call on Take On Me, Hunting High and Low is a great album, Morten Harket is a very under rated vocalist in my opinion.

This Bike Radar forum isn't as good as the old C+ one is it?...

Why is that ugly Scot singing in an American accent, why does the crappy video so blatantly steal from Chris Cunningham's Aphex Twin clips, and why would anyone want to copy someone as tedious as Crowded House?
I assume you're kidding.

Nine Stone Cowboy wrote:

Nine Stone Cowboy wrote:

Roll To Me - Del Amitri

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa1IRGtp9Gw

I rest my case - The best two minute pop song ever.

NOW DEFY ME IF YOU DARE!


NSC

I'll defy you - that's tedious and derivative.

IanTrcp wrote:

Teenage Kicks - The Undertones
Island in the Sun - Weezer

another vote for that one

sonicred007 wrote:

Nine Stone Cowboy wrote:

Nine Stone Cowboy wrote:

Roll To Me - Del Amitri

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa1IRGtp9Gw

I rest my case - The best two minute pop song ever.

NOW DEFY ME IF YOU DARE!


NSC

I'll defy you - that's tedious and derivative.

I counter your defiance - You smell of sand and you look like a horse box!

Nine Stone Cowboy wrote:

Nine Stone Cowboy wrote:

sonicred007 wrote:

Nine Stone Cowboy wrote:

Nine Stone Cowboy wrote:

Roll To Me - Del Amitri

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa1IRGtp9Gw

I rest my case - The best two minute pop song ever.

NOW DEFY ME IF YOU DARE!


NSC

I'll defy you - that's tedious and derivative.

I counter your defiance - You smell of sand and you look like a horse box!

I counter your defiance - You smell of sand and you look like a horse box and you smell of marzipan!

I counter your defiance - You smell of sand and you look like a horse box and you smell of marzipan and you have hands for feet!

Nine Stone Cowboy wrote:

Nine Stone Cowboy wrote:

Nine Stone Cowboy wrote:

Nine Stone Cowboy wrote:

sonicred007 wrote:

Nine Stone Cowboy wrote:

Nine Stone Cowboy wrote:

Roll To Me - Del Amitri

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa1IRGtp9Gw

I rest my case - The best two minute pop song ever.

NOW DEFY ME IF YOU DARE!


NSC

I'll defy you - that's tedious and derivative.

I counter your defiance - You smell of sand and you look like a horse box!

I counter your defiance - You smell of sand and you look like a horse box and you smell of marzipan!

I counter your defiance - You smell of sand and you look like a horse box and you smell of marzipan and you have hands for feet!

I counter your defiance - You smell of sand and you look like a horse box and you smell of marzipan and you have hands for feet and your car is a small owl pellet.

counter your defiance - You smell of sand and you look like a horse box and you smell of marzipan and you have hands for feet and your car is a small owl pellet and you can't signg for Toffeefee.

All bike forums are rubbish, though, aren't they?...

Q - Which is best, Shimano or Camagnolo...
A - They are both a bit shit, but were stuck with it. So there. SRAM? Er....

Q - Which bike is best for £499? The Giant XYZ or Specialised Sex-Pest?...
A - Nether they both are total shite churned out of a Chinese sweatshop...

A - Should I shave my left leg / right leg and /or both legs?
Q - Both / Nether &/or both (or one or the other or both or neither / & or none)...

Q - How high can an cycling octopus jump?
A - 8.4629564 Nautical Centimetres.

Q - Which way is the correct way to inflate an innertube? Inside-out or outside-in?

Q - My ball bag isn't red-raw. Should I repace my saddle with a cheese grater?

Time to get real - Time to phuck off for ever - NSC. Ahhhhhhhh.......................

Walking on Sunshine - Katarina and the Waves
Wherever you will Go - The Calling
You can call me Al - Paul Simon
Sweet home Alabama -Lynnrid Skynrid
Wonderwall - Oasis
Breakfast at Tiffany's - Deep Blue Something

Nine Stone Cowboy wrote:

Nine Stone Cowboy wrote:

Nine Stone Cowboy wrote:

Nine Stone Cowboy wrote:

Nine Stone Cowboy wrote:

sonicred007 wrote:

Nine Stone Cowboy wrote:

Nine Stone Cowboy wrote:

Roll To Me - Del Amitri

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa1IRGtp9Gw

I rest my case - The best two minute pop song ever.

NOW DEFY ME IF YOU DARE!


NSC

I'll defy you - that's tedious and derivative.

I counter your defiance - You smell of sand and you look like a horse box!

I counter your defiance - You smell of sand and you look like a horse box and you smell of marzipan!

I counter your defiance - You smell of sand and you look like a horse box and you smell of marzipan and you have hands for feet!

I counter your defiance - You smell of sand and you look like a horse box and you smell of marzipan and you have hands for feet and your car is a small owl pellet.

counter your defiance - You smell of sand and you look like a horse box and you smell of marzipan and you have hands for feet and your car is a small owl pellet and you can't signg for Toffeefee.

I'm still defying your tedium and derivative sounds

Step outside the marzipan smell and listen to Hot Nuts by Tokyo Dragons. Out 24 September. It rocks!

1 - I've Borrowed Too Much.- The Ocean Finance Five.

2 - Heathrow, Au Revoir - The Upper-Class.

3 - Luton, See-Ya - The Lower Class.

4 - Life of Grime ('God rest his giblets' mix).- Mr Trebus & The Local Authorities.

5 - Hearty Breakfast - The OK Fruity Crew (Feat. MC Plop).

6 - Someting's Gotta Go - Roboboy.

7 - A Happy Death - Sandra & Johnny McPresley.

8 - The Owl Pellet Rap - MC Beak.

9 - I'm Pissin' a Potion - Sarah McManus & the Oxford Five.

10 - A Song for Suzzi - The Steve Harrison Band.

11 - The Song of Utter-Death - The Happy Marlins.

12 - Sustainable Envivonment - The Developers.

13 - Broken Leg - Yankee-Doo-Doo.

14 - Dirty Mattress - Croxfordia.

15 - Consolodate Me - The Ocean Finance Five.

16 - Il Fait du Brouillard - F(r)oggy.

17 - I Can See (For) Four Miles - Specsavers.

18 - Gasseous Exchange - The Lower Intestine Trio.

19 - Lick My Fishy Tin - Two-Face.

20 - I Need Make Up - Liz Watson.