I am really hard...

ChrisLS
ChrisLS Posts: 2,749
edited June 2007 in Commuting chat
...I off-roaded into work today, arrived all splattered with mud...what spiffing fun...[:D][:D][:D][}:)]
...all the way...'til the wheels fall off and burn...

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  • dondare
    dondare Posts: 2,113
    Are you a farmer?

    "da sapienti et addetur ei sapientia doce iustum et festinabit accipere."
    This post contains traces of nuts.
  • ChrisLS
    ChrisLS Posts: 2,749
    ...er no...just rode the bridle ways to work...
    ...all the way...'til the wheels fall off and burn...
  • Gussio
    Gussio Posts: 2,452
    The title of this post belongs in the "Gentlemen's Interest" forum ;)
  • alecstilleyedye
    alecstilleyedye Posts: 1,170
    have you just come from girls in lycra shorts chris?

    if i had a better signature, i'd use that instead
    riding on my bicycle, i saw a motorcrash…
  • Hackbike 6
    Hackbike 6 Posts: 3,116
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Gussio</i>

    The title of this post belongs in the "Gentlemen's Interest" forum ;)
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    Viagra?

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  • ChrisLS
    ChrisLS Posts: 2,749
    ...look, I was just boasting that I am a rough and toughty mountain biker. I just wanted a few appreciative gasps, perhaps a squeeze of my manly thighs, a look of hero worship glistening in the eyes, but no you've all just taken the pee...you must all be roadies...
    ...all the way...'til the wheels fall off and burn...
  • Hackbike 6
    Hackbike 6 Posts: 3,116
    [:I]

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  • gbyers
    gbyers Posts: 164
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ChrisLS</i>

    ...I off-roaded into work today, arrived all splattered with mud...what spiffing fun...[:D][:D][:D][}:)]
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    You fell off! That's too bad. Keep practicing the old handling skills. [:D]

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  • ChrisLS
    ChrisLS Posts: 2,749
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by gbyers</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ChrisLS</i>

    ...I off-roaded into work today, arrived all splattered with mud...what spiffing fun...[:D][:D][:D][}:)]
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    You fell off! That's too bad. Keep practicing the old handling skills. [:D]

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    ...no no no...I didn't,[:(!][:(!][:(!] not only am I hard I am also very very skillful...
    ...all the way...'til the wheels fall off and burn...
  • <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">...no no no...I didn't, not only am I hard I am also very very skillful...<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    glad to hear .. the 2 best qualities that a man can have [:p]

    Although not sure about you being muddy too [:I]

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  • CometGirl
    CometGirl Posts: 2,681
    Very very hard and very very skilful, eh?

    When you arrived at work, were you dripping?

    Was there a flush to your cheek, and a slight smirk of manful pride?

    Were you tired out, yet looking forward to your next time?

    Hmmmm?

    I think we should be told.
  • ChrisLS
    ChrisLS Posts: 2,749
    [:D][:D][:D][^][^]...at last. Thanks ladies you understand[}:)] Oh and by the way I'm all yours, don't fight[:D]
    ...all the way...'til the wheels fall off and burn...
  • gbyers
    gbyers Posts: 164
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by ChrisLS</i>

    [:D][:D][:D][^][^]...at last. Thanks ladies you understand[}:)] Oh and by the way I'm all yours, don't fight[:D]
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    Good job your OP refrained from boasting about how quick you were as well. [:D]

    Still fair play, get your knee pads you've pulled [;)]

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