Mondays Massive Multiplication of Mucus Makes Me Miserable
...and wishing to kill Witch-Sister that kindly donated her cold. Except I can't as she is protected by rings of crystal, powerful herbs and weird potions....plus to ill to drive 400 miles with a chainsaw.
Bed. Coffee later.
Sometimes. Maybe. Possibly.
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Morning. Good luck shaking the colds folks. I trust your putting a hit out on witch sister, Photonic. Make her feel guilty. W@W as usual with no interference from immediate short arse boss. TBH he keeps away from me as he hasn't got a clue on anything I deal with. Long may that continue. Weather has turned flipping damp and very chilly in the breeze here. Anyway get to work you lazee feckers.
Too many bikes according to Mrs O.0 -
Moaning Folks,
Early start, on the train headed for the usual work fun. Getting back into the normal office routine, apart from the pedalling for now.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
No chopper today , pleasant temperatures for flattish cycling along mix of rough gravel roads, trails and a wee bit of tarmac. Good views though!
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Work meh
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Cough meh.
seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Morning
Its a bit grim up here in Scotland. Grandsons gone to school and daughters at work and I donāt know whether Mrs W has any plans. Weather looks too crappy to even walk the dog.
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'ning
it's still dark in london
every time i come back it still seems that the dawn is no earlier and the day no brighter, time to go somewhere sunny again i think
coffee, wfh, laze
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Looking for a hit man in Falkirk area (shouldn't be difficult)
Please dm me resume written in Comic Sans.
Willing to pay in 'Bru and Bucky.
Ps need to be able to handle witches and their spells.
Sometimes. Maybe. Possibly.
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Get the Kelpies to step in.
Messiest yet start to the day. Won't furnish the details but... washing machine on, carpet stain remover deployed (and has worked), mattress protector #2 unpacked and deployed.... I really don't recommend this type of personal waste disposal system.
More conversation topics with consultant tomorrow.
Right, start the day v2.
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Jeez @orraloon ! Sounds like a real shit-show!
What caused your poonarmy? Was it a bad seal or an otter cause? š Did you roll and squeeze it like a piping bag?
Quick question. Is yours left or right? How do you get on with seatbelts? Are you able to drive again? How long?
Can't wait for this although I see it.being delayed due to my lurg. Bollox. Sir.
Sometimes. Maybe. Possibly.
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I set out to dispatch witch sister for you but her ginger bread house was irresistible and Iām now being fattened up in a cage š
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Say to her "The power of crystals is bollox.." x3 and she should disappear in a cloud of Sage smoke.
Good luck with the escape hope you manage before she gives you mouldy food from.the fridge or makes you drink some fermented Kombucha!
Sometimes. Maybe. Possibly.
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Summon Beetlejuice.
seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
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We-ell, a little more info, just for future insurance etc.
Had several instances recently of the baggie filling full quite rapidly of a morning, as in oh getting full, change it now, oh it's full again, and then pretty much nowt appearing for the next 24 hours. So today's event happened while I took my first wake up coffee back to bed, std practice, sit up against pillows, check on emails, poke about on t'internet etc, while checking baggie status regularly. The final, oh shit check would have been 5-10 mins after previous, during which time bag had over-filled and the usually very solid adhesive seal had partially detached, all without me realising. So, rather Lionel Messi, everywhere.
Don't know why this rapid, quite fluid waste expulsion has started to behave like this, I haven't altered my diet much, and probably drinking less fluid now than when first discharged, one topic for consultant tomorrow.
Stoma is on left side, pretty much right on trouser waistband level. It's not sensitive, so pressing with a seatbelt etc not an issue. Am driving but just locally. The M6/M40 transit back down to The Valley to visit family and friends is still a bit too challenging with all this organic malfunctioning. Mind you, when that bit of surgery was done back in October, it was a side issue compared to the rest of what was going on.
And for you readers not in this Club: enjoy.
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Not in the club and don't want to be. However coffee has a laxative affect on some people, me being one. So after a decent coffee even decaff stuff I mostly drink it's a trot to the bog. Occasionally I think I could outsprint a pro.
Too many bikes according to Mrs O.1 -
Survived the first day on the slopes with my knee holding up very well. All my back of the brain niggles have disappeared but Iām still not going daft just in case.
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