The Great Big Messy Anything Goes Thread

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  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,694
    Well, anything goes apart from big girls, obvs.
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  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,718

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,490
    That's ^ the ticket.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,490
    edited December 2022
    I have a friend in France who's cat bit him and this caused infection, an operation and now a skin graft plus heaps of antibiotics. I kid you not.
    6 to 8 months to reach full functionality he has been told.

    However, I was going to send him this pic with a caption, like:

    "Next time i'll chew your arm off" Do you think he'll find it funny?




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  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,480
    edited December 2022
    pinno said:

    ...

    However, I was going to send him this pic with a caption, like:

    "Next time i'll chew your arm off" Do you think he'll find it funny?

    Yes. If he doesn't, reply with a simple meow.


    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,718
    Who thought they could be so dangerous.


    Actually, my mum ended up in hospital on a drip because of a small cat bite. They said she could have lost her arm if she'd delayed going in.
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,811
    pinno said:

    I have a friend in France who's cat bit him and this caused infection, an operation and now a skin graft plus heaps of antibiotics. I kid you not.
    6 to 8 months to reach full functionality he has been told.

    However, I was going to send him this pic with a caption, like:

    "Next time i'll chew your arm off" Do you think he'll find it funny?




    Depends on the friend, but cat bites are bad. Their saliva is full of fairly nasty bacteria.

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  • JimD666
    JimD666 Posts: 2,293
    Ah... So many cats. So few recipes.
  • lesfirth
    lesfirth Posts: 1,382
    JimD666 said:

    Ah... So many cats. So few recipes.

    I dont think there would be much meat on a roast cat.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,480
    lesfirth said:

    JimD666 said:

    Ah... So many cats. So few recipes.

    I dont think there would be much meat on a roast cat.
    You are thinking too small.
    "Cats."
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • JimD666
    JimD666 Posts: 2,293
    pblakeney said:

    lesfirth said:

    JimD666 said:

    Ah... So many cats. So few recipes.

    I dont think there would be much meat on a roast cat.
    You are thinking too small.
    "Cats."
    One per person isn't too bad a serving size :)
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,480
    JimD666 said:

    pblakeney said:

    lesfirth said:

    JimD666 said:

    Ah... So many cats. So few recipes.

    I dont think there would be much meat on a roast cat.
    You are thinking too small.
    "Cats."
    One per person isn't too bad a serving size :)
    Well, Thumper seems adequate for one you you are probably correct.
    Not going to ask how you know though. 😉
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,490
    Let's hope his keyboard has extra big keys or else it could be a bit tricky to type with paws.

    What get's me is that it was his own cat. I have never been bitten severely by one of my own cats.
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,811
    pinno said:

    Let's hope his keyboard has extra big keys or else it could be a bit tricky to type with paws.

    What get's me is that it was his own cat. I have never been bitten severely by one of my own cats.

    There's a wide range of cat personalities. Siamese are renowned for being moody and Bengals can be quite bitey. They all have their limits - often crossed when they're not feeling well.
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  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,660
    Do people not at least wash with some soap if they've been bitten by an animal?
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,811
    edited December 2022
    pangolin said:

    Do people not at least wash with some soap if they've been bitten by an animal?

    You'd think so, but clearly not enough. The last couple of years have demonstrated that the average person has a poor grasp of how pathogens are spread.
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  • laurentian
    laurentian Posts: 2,568
    Not sure whether this should have gone in the World Cup thread but, seeing as there's cats on here, here's Phil Foden as a cat:

    Wilier Izoard XP
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,694
    rjsterry said:

    pangolin said:

    Do people not at least wash with some soap if they've been bitten by an animal?

    You'd think so, but clearly not enough. The last couple of years have demonstrated that the average person has a poor grasp of how pathogens are spread.

    Isn't the problem with cat bites the bacteria-laden sharp teeth that deliver an unhealthy dose deep under the skin or into a joint? In that case, washing's not going to make much of an impact, I suspect...
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  • MattFalle
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    pangolin said:

    Do people not at least wash with some soap if they've been bitten by an animal?

    some people don't wash with soap at all because some people are #fuckingminging
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,268
    oxoman said:

    JimD666 said:

    Ah... So many cats. So few recipes.

    🤔I'm not so sure your correct with this. Most Chinese takeaways seem to manage. 😖😉🤭🤣.
    Ah right. Now I thought it was those dodgy late night kebab vendors. Given the number of soshul meejah posts about 'my darling pussycat has gone missing'...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,490
    oxoman said:

    orraloon said:

    oxoman said:

    JimD666 said:

    Ah... So many cats. So few recipes.

    🤔I'm not so sure your correct with this. Most Chinese takeaways seem to manage. 😖😉🤭🤣.
    Ah right. Now I thought it was those dodgy late night kebab vendors. Given the number of soshul meejah posts about 'my darling pussycat has gone missing'...
    The dodgy babs are usually accredited to doggy 🐕 .
    Are you mixing this up with Dog burgers?
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  • JimD666
    JimD666 Posts: 2,293
    orraloon said:

    oxoman said:

    JimD666 said:

    Ah... So many cats. So few recipes.

    🤔I'm not so sure your correct with this. Most Chinese takeaways seem to manage. 😖😉🤭🤣.
    Ah right. Now I thought it was those dodgy late night kebab vendors. Given the number of soshul meejah posts about 'my darling pussycat has gone missing'...
    Always thought they were using "long pig"....
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,718
    More cat related news hot off the press.

    Big Dave, the unofficial England team mascot in Qatar, has been taken back to England and rehomed.

    https://bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-63943662
  • webboo
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    masjer said:

    More cat related news hot off the press.

    Big Dave, the unofficial England team mascot in Qatar, has been taken back to England and rehomed.

    https://bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-63943662

    He will be well chuffed when he goes out side for the first time and experiences a 30 degree change in temperature.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,268
    Wait 'til Cruella notices, he''ll be on a Rwandan plane asap.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,796
    The cat is coming home..
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  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,694
    orraloon said:

    Wait 'til Cruella notices, he''ll be on a Rwandan plane asap.


    I hope it filled out an import licence for that fur coat.
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