tuesday and other withered stumps of time
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Bike? Motorbike? E-bike? Fat bike? All of the above? This monstrosity was charging in our bike storage when I went to collect mine earlier.
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wtaf is that?beansnikpoh said:Bike? Motorbike? E-bike? Fat bike? All of the above? This monstrosity was charging in our bike storage when I went to collect mine earlier.
is there an unlike button?
hammer.fire.trebuchet.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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You have a devious mind Oxo!oxoman said:Let his tyres down and hide the track pump next to it.
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Cut it into lots of different pieces and leave them lying there then if he moans smash him around the head and all his genitls with the track pump.
The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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I know. It's a solution to a problem that doesn't exist. I bet it's ££££MattFalle said:
wtaf is that?beansnikpoh said:Bike? Motorbike? E-bike? Fat bike? All of the above? This monstrosity was charging in our bike storage when I went to collect mine earlier.
is there an unlike button?
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I like it. Looks like fun. Bit unless unrestricted though.beansnikpoh said:Bike? Motorbike? E-bike? Fat bike? All of the above? This monstrosity was charging in our bike storage when I went to collect mine earlier.
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At the EUR 4k they want for it though, buy an actual motorbike, or a nice Vespa.seanoconn said:
I like it. Looks like fun. Bit unless unrestricted though.beansnikpoh said:Bike? Motorbike? E-bike? Fat bike? All of the above? This monstrosity was charging in our bike storage when I went to collect mine earlier.
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At least we know what to get you with your birthday whip round, a back support truss and an ebike that's pretending it's a motorbike!seanoconn said:
I like it. Looks like fun. Bit unless unrestricted though.beansnikpoh said:Bike? Motorbike? E-bike? Fat bike? All of the above? This monstrosity was charging in our bike storage when I went to collect mine earlier.
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Put some mega resistor across the battery contacts to flatten it so he’ll have to pedal the facker with those pedals which up to now have been purely for showbeansnikpoh said:Bike? Motorbike? E-bike? Fat bike? All of the above? This monstrosity was charging in our bike storage when I went to collect mine earlier.
Sometimes. Maybe. Possibly.
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Imagine trying to move that thing on pedal power alone.photonic69 said:
Put some mega resistor across the battery contacts to flatten it so he’ll have to pedal the facker with those pedals which up to now have been purely for showbeansnikpoh said:Bike? Motorbike? E-bike? Fat bike? All of the above? This monstrosity was charging in our bike storage when I went to collect mine earlier.
If it's there tomorrow then. I have to drain the battery, flatten the tyres, and break it to bits.
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don't forget to set fire to it in the bike storage room.beansnikpoh said:
Imagine trying to move that thing on pedal power alone.photonic69 said:
Put some mega resistor across the battery contacts to flatten it so he’ll have to pedal the facker with those pedals which up to now have been purely for showbeansnikpoh said:Bike? Motorbike? E-bike? Fat bike? All of the above? This monstrosity was charging in our bike storage when I went to collect mine earlier.
If it's there tomorrow then. I have to drain the battery, flatten the tyres, and break it to bits.
Done..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Point of order m'lud. If one sets on fire in the storage room, how does one then trebuchet it over the nearby boundary?MattFalle said:
don't forget to set fire to it in the bike storage room.beansnikpoh said:
Imagine trying to move that thing on pedal power alone.photonic69 said:
Put some mega resistor across the battery contacts to flatten it so he’ll have to pedal the facker with those pedals which up to now have been purely for showbeansnikpoh said:Bike? Motorbike? E-bike? Fat bike? All of the above? This monstrosity was charging in our bike storage when I went to collect mine earlier.
If it's there tomorrow then. I have to drain the battery, flatten the tyres, and break it to bits.
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That's hideous, needs proper brakes and something to fill the void where an engine should be. An engine would do.
I wouldn't mind a proper electric motorbike, but that's al kinds of wrong.
Talking of which I got passed 3 times by some sap on an ebike. I was stopped at a red light every time. The first time I was ahead before he'd even cleared the junction as he slowed down and the lights were just turning green. Second time took me a bit longer but passed him again, third time I was stuck behind a car that wouldn't pass him. Eventually got a clear run and turned myself inside out to pass him again. Didn't see him again and was just thinking how wonderful I am when I turned a corner and realised how much wind assistance I'd had 🙄😂0 -
If he flattens the battery using a spanner instead a resistor you could get fire free of charge.MattFalle said:
don't forget to set fire to it in the bike storage room.beansnikpoh said:
Imagine trying to move that thing on pedal power alone.photonic69 said:
Put some mega resistor across the battery contacts to flatten it so he’ll have to pedal the facker with those pedals which up to now have been purely for showbeansnikpoh said:Bike? Motorbike? E-bike? Fat bike? All of the above? This monstrosity was charging in our bike storage when I went to collect mine earlier.
If it's there tomorrow then. I have to drain the battery, flatten the tyres, and break it to bits.
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you fling it repeatedly against the wall until it smashes its way out.orraloon said:
Point of order m'lud. If one sets on fire in the storage room, how does one then trebuchet it over the nearby boundary?MattFalle said:
don't forget to set fire to it in the bike storage room.beansnikpoh said:
Imagine trying to move that thing on pedal power alone.photonic69 said:
Put some mega resistor across the battery contacts to flatten it so he’ll have to pedal the facker with those pedals which up to now have been purely for showbeansnikpoh said:Bike? Motorbike? E-bike? Fat bike? All of the above? This monstrosity was charging in our bike storage when I went to collect mine earlier.
If it's there tomorrow then. I have to drain the battery, flatten the tyres, and break it to bits.
Done.
or you get the owner and use his head to make a window in the wall thus facilitating the extrication of aforementioned pileofshit.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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[1] Yes.seanoconn said:
Does hanging from a bar help the back[1]? Haven’t been able to bar related exercises lately due to the frozen shoulder [2]. I may be falling apart[3].
[2] I can, even with my dodgy shoulder and it helps but what I do is gently let myself off a step and if there is any discomfort, I get back on the step.
[3] Happens to us all
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Water in the tyres is good.sungod said:
fill his tyres with sandMattFalle said:
i want to slow him down, not kill him him.beansnikpoh said:
undo his quick release skewers?pblakeney said:
Too obvious.MattFalle said:
😀beansnikpoh said:
Did you beat him? That's the main thing.MattFalle said:Bambino's first time riding to school today through school run traffic so cruised in with him.
All perfect.
Now have mega happy father smile on and the world can do what it wants 'cos I don't care.
Tried to flick him into a hedge but he outsprinted me to the school gates the little tyke.
gonna let his tyres down tomorrow to learn him a lesson.
Tighten his brakes.
if anything, the paperwork is a nightmare.
if he gets a puncture, tyre will stay up, bonusseanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Just back from a weekend beer festival in The Lakes.
Managed to watch some of the Fred Whitton from outside the Lion and the Lamb, bonus
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There's a lot to be said for drinking beer whilst watching others ride bikes. The beer festival in the Manchester velodrome a few years back was great fun. I don't think the riders had been partaking though.0
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This:
https://www.tourseries.co.uk/venues/round-4/
Right on my doorstep and the RR Championships in Castle Douglas (with 'Loon) in June.
I'm a poet and don't know it.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
A pint of beer in shot would have made that pic for me.Charlie_Croker said:Just back from a weekend beer festival in The Lakes.
Managed to watch some of the Fred Whitton from outside the Lion and the Lamb, bonusPinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Somebody stood outside the Globe Inn holding a pint out for a passing rider would have looked goodseanoconn said:
A pint of beer in shot would have made that pic for me.Charlie_Croker said:Just back from a weekend beer festival in The Lakes.
Managed to watch some of the Fred Whitton from outside the Lion and the Lamb, bonus0
