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Thursday's Countdown.

oxomanoxoman Posts: 11,296
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Morning Slackers, WFW, Damp, Dark and Cold out.
Hopefully have a reasonably quiet but productive day with no idiots.
Too many bikes according to Mrs O.

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  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Sallam aAlaikum

    Bright but wet and cold here. Sitting in a car park, going into work early to look for that stupid memory stick.

    Am going to get tooled up so when I find the little people who hid it I can punish them.

    Then onwards and upwards mes amies.

    #I'msureitwashere
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,274
    MattFalle said:

    Sallam aAlaikum

    Bright but wet and cold here.

    #I'msureitwashere

    You’ll get very cold, wet and lonely in this thread.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    'Tis a bit sparce here. What's going on?

    #hello?anyonethere?
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • CargobikeCargobike Posts: 748
    Need to sleep, but got to work.

    Again.

    Bl**dy groundhog day.
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Dude

    we're over there not over here

    #tumbleweedhere,comejointheparty
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • hopkinbhopkinb Posts: 7,129
    I'm hanging round here hoping Rachel Riley and Susie Dent turn up. Even Carol Vorderman would do.
  • thistle_thistle_ Posts: 6,896
    Or the ghost of Richard Whiteley
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 11,406
    8-7 to countdown.

    Just broken my single dose cafetière, bugrit. My long time faithful friend.

    Gym beckons. Guess I'll buy me a new friend in the nearby Wilko.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 48,544
    I have miscounted.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinnopinno Posts: 48,544
    @mattfalle: if you are too coercive, they'll ALL gang up on you.

    Then it's curtains.
    Within days, hours even. You'll be out on your 4rse homeless.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    pinno said:

    @mattfalle: if you are too coercive, they'll ALL gang up on you.

    Then it's curtains.
    Within days, hours even. You'll be out on your 4rse homeless.

    coercive? moi?

    #doitdoitdoitdoitnow
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 48,544
    MattFalle said:

    pinno said:

    @mattfalle: if you are too coercive, they'll ALL gang up on you.

    Then it's curtains.
    Within days, hours even. You'll be out on your 4rse homeless.

    coercive? moi?

    #doitdoitdoitdoitnow
    There are degrees of coercion I suppose.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • elbowlohelbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Good title for a novel that " degrees of coercion".
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
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  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    edited December 2020
    Harry Potter and the degrees of coercion.

    #it'llmakemeafortune
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 11,296
    Evening all. Chilling with beer in hand. Completed a course for something I've been doing for 20 plus yrs.
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • elbowlohelbowloh Posts: 7,078
    oxoman said:

    Evening all. Chilling with beer in hand. Completed a course for something I've been doing for 20 plus yrs.

    Of penicillin?
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Don't need none of that new fangled rubbish - wire brush and paraffin is all you need.

    #giveitagoodscrubbing
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 11,296
    Nah, cba with all that. Having used access equipment for 20 plus yrs just had to be trained to put a safety harness on. Whatever next how to wipe one's butt training, personally I'd prefer how to dispose of idiots without getting caught training.
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 48,544
    Indiana Jones and the degrees of coercion.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • WheelspinnerWheelspinner Posts: 6,245
    pinno said:

    Indiana Jones and the degrees of coercion.

    Sounds more like it should star Kevin Bacon and be “Six Degrees of Coercion”.
    Open O-1.0 Open One+ BMC TE29 Titus Racer X Ti Seven 622SL Kestrel RT1000 On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • elbowlohelbowloh Posts: 7,078
    MattFalle said:

    Don't need none of that new fangled rubbish - wire brush and paraffin is all you need.

    #giveitagoodscrubbing

    Wire brush and Dettol ma'am.

    #thebigyin
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 11,296
    Just good old bleach,
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 21,209
    oxoman said:

    Evening all. Chilling with beer in hand. Completed a course for something I've been doing for 20 plus yrs.

    Well done, BB contributor of the day
  • pinnopinno Posts: 48,544
    Close encounters of the 3rd coercion.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • thistle_thistle_ Posts: 6,896
    edited December 2020
    50 shades of coercion.
    oxoman said:

    Evening all. Chilling with beer in hand. Completed a course for something I've been doing for 20 plus yrs.

    Just been reminded that my CSCS card runs out soon and I need to renew it. Multiple choice dilemmas including:
    There are rats on your building site do you
    a] clean up all the censored that's lying around
    b] get a big cat

    In the 13+ years I've had one, I've been asked for it once.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 48,544
    thistle_(mbnw) said:

    50 shades of coercion.

    Good dat ^.

    Lord of the rings of coercion.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 11,296
    Thistle, I feel your pain. CSCS card is just a money laundering scheme to rob from the poor to feed the rich. The answer to the rat issue is C, shoot the bloody things.
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 48,544
    I like option 'b'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MattFalleMattFalle Posts: 11,644
    The Coercion Redemption

    #profound
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 48,544
    The good, the bad and the coercive.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
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