The cooking thread and what are you having for dinner tonight beansnikpoh?

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  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Cheers from the tightwad cook.

    All good cooks are tightwads.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Donkey salami? Interesting.
    Said in the daily thread that I made veggie soup and some pasta sauce. Soup came about as I had some very limp celery and carrots wot got frozen in my back fridge.
    Before anyone asks, the celery wasn’t even good for light flagellation. I know, I tried.
    Pasta sauce is beef mince with lots of garlic and tomatoes and other bits to make my historic sort of Bolognese thing. A whole whopping pan for a few quid. Divvy the rest up tomorrow and freeze for about another four dinners.
    Cheers from the tightwad cook.

    sounds exactly the way a bolognese should be made - enjoy!
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    I cooked that ^ Buttered Chicken dish tonight. It was A1.
    I really recommend it Hoppy.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Excellent. It's a fave round here.

    Ordered a lamb shwarma wrap.for tea, as Mrs h3 was out. She then arrived home early and ate most of my wrap. I'm eating a mince pie to stave off malnutrition.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    bombay mix and a cup of tea here.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • bombay mix and a cup of tea here.
    Delivered to the doghouse?
    FWIW Bombay mix is the food of the gods.
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    bombay mix and a cup of tea here.
    Delivered to the doghouse?
    FWIW Heida Reed's p***y is (probably) the food of the gods.

    IBTD (I beg to differ)
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    bombay mix and a cup of tea here.
    Delivered to the doghouse?
    FWIW Bombay mix is the food of the gods.

    fortunately I was allowed to eat inside the house but lets just say the conversation wasn't sparkling.....
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    bombay mix and a cup of tea here.
    Delivered to the doghouse?
    FWIW Heida Reed's p***y is (probably) the food of the gods.

    IBTD (I beg to differ)

    she's no TDN though is she?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,861
    I had burnt pork as the wife left it in the top oven by mistake :(
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Ox cheek, mash, veg.

    Melt in the mouth delicious.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Ox cheek, mash, veg.

    Melt in the mouth delicious.
    Nice. Did chicken and pork for Mrs BBGeek. Loads of veg - we ate that.
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    Deluxe Mince 'n' Tatties (mashed tatties) for me followed by an apple pie with a few raisins and some Nutmeg chucked in with puff pastry and custard. Last of our apples unfortunately.

    Magic.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Mince and tatties here as well. Simple, but food of the gods.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Mince and tatties here as well. Simple, but food of the gods.

    How do you make yours out of curiosity?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Pinno wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Mince and tatties here as well. Simple, but food of the gods.

    How do you make yours out of curiosity?

    I sit down and it appears in front of me. 'Tis like magic.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    i had half a cold curry in the car.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    I had chicken katsu curry. With strips of pickled ginger as garnish. Christmas Indian lunch tomorrow on high st ken. Life is good.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    hopkinb wrote:
    I had chicken katsu curry. With strips of pickled ginger as garnish. Christmas Indian lunch tomorrow on high st ken. Life is good.


    mine was just sh1t and cold and I'm not too sure where it was from.

    in fact, I'm not even too sure what kind of meat was in it, let alone what kind of curry it was.

    i found it in the passenger footwell and thought it a shame to waste it as the last thing i had to eat was after late shift last night.

    going to make up for it on Saturday night by taking TDV out and scoffing the utterly fantastic beef espetada from Edwyns bistro.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • big_harv
    big_harv Posts: 512
    Couldn't you have warmed it up a bit on the engine? You being Special Forces trained and that....?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    Wrap it in tinfoil, stick it somewhere near the exhaust manifold and drive around the car park.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,459
    Big Harv wrote:
    Couldn't you have warmed it up a bit on the engine? You being Special Forces trained and that....?
    When you say 'special forces'...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    He's got a point Harv.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Big Harv wrote:
    Couldn't you have warmed it up a bit on the engine? You being Special Forces trained and that....?

    no because that would have involved me leaving the warm cocoon of the car itself and balancing a plate on a roaring, snorting, snarling Honda Accord engine that I believe has a plastic cover on.

    but good call anyway.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    Big Harv wrote:
    Couldn't you have warmed it up a bit on the engine? You being Special Forces trained and that....?

    no because that would have involved me leaving the warm cocoon of the car itself and balancing a plate on a roaring, snorting, snarling Honda Accord engine that I believe has a plastic cover on.

    but good call anyway.

    That's bollox innit? Sheer bollox. You could rip the plastic cover off with your teeth in no time.
    (Well, that's if you were a real forces man).
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Pinno wrote:
    Big Harv wrote:
    Couldn't you have warmed it up a bit on the engine? You being Special Forces trained and that....?

    no because that would have involved me leaving the warm cocoon of the car itself and balancing a plate on a roaring, snorting, snarling Honda Accord engine that I believe has a plastic cover on.

    but good call anyway.

    That's bollox innit? Sheer bollox. You could rip the plastic cover off with your teeth in no time.
    (Well, that's if you were a real forces man).
    Hang on a minute Pinno, let's go back a bit. MF had the remains of a curry in the car. Fair enough. But...on a plate? A foil carton I can understand, but a plate of half-eaten curry in the car? Woss going on?
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    This is a most concerning observation. In fact it isn't concerning at all, it's quite frankly inexplicable.
    I never contradict myself like him.

    I think he's so taken aback at the loss of Nina in her lab coats, he's lost it, maybe temporarily, maybe permanently.

    You would think that it would slide around the plate a bit. Especially in Wales. There are no straight roads in Wales. Unless of course it was curried goat from Edwyn's top spicy take away. I hear that it is especially sticky.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • big_harv
    big_harv Posts: 512
    Do we know for a fact he is in Wales. Wasn't he hiding in someone's garage recently?

    Spreading disinformation might be part of his training.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    Big Harv wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    When you say 'special forces'...
    Big Harv wrote:
    ...trained....?

    You really don't know this guy do you?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • big_harv
    big_harv Posts: 512
    Pinno wrote:
    Big Harv wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    When you say 'special forces'...
    Big Harv wrote:
    ...trained....?

    You really don't know this guy do you?

    :lol::lol: