monday it's the only thing between us and tuesday, smash it down

sungod
sungod Posts: 16,522
edited November 2017 in The bottom bracket
'ning

office, coffee, i'm sure someone will annoy me

looks very nippy, time for gloves
my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny

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  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    Morning, very nippy here especially in the wind, having a cuppa just to warm myself up after walking the dog, out on the bike later when the wind drops
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,522
    today's gloves not warm enough

    as predicted, someone has already annoyed me

    time for coffee in the cafe i think
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • fat daddy
    fat daddy Posts: 2,605
    cold ... very cold ...... and thanks to the rain at the weekend, numerous patches of ice on the roads this morning.

    Kept forgetting and was leaning the bike right over through turns, then panicking half way through as I realized the ground was damp .. eeeeeeeek
  • haydenm
    haydenm Posts: 2,997
    Morning, cold today. Weather says it is to rain later with possibly some sleet first, doesn't look like it will be much warmer though which is good. Got a tonne of work left over from last week, new pickup specs are far more interesting...
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,861
    Feck that was a cold commute, half way through I really regretting taking the longer route

    Working locally - must remember to cycle back through town and pick my car up after yesterday's excess

    Later is probably a walk with the current wife
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Dying my hair back to its customary mousey brown colour. Chocolate cakes to taste this morning.
  • step83
    step83 Posts: 4,170
    Morning, chilly one today drove in avoiding accidents weekend of very little as I kept having nosebleeds so now feel utter garbage. Still do today but fortifying myself with a fry up, no mushrooms though the heathens.
    Rumour has it my local Iceland has boxes of 100 Jaffa cakes in. That's lunch sorted for me.
  • First day at new contract job. I had blissfully forgotten just how awful consultancy-speak is. This contract is scheduled to last 6 weeks, which suddenly feels like an eternity. :(

    Tomorrow I have to go halfway across town in the other direction to collect a computer to use. This is apparently a more useful way to spend my time than actually dealing with the client. Oh well, they're paying me to do it I suppose. An Uber driver to collect it would have been a much cheaper option for them. :roll:

    Arrived home to the most delicious fragrance of curried sausages. Mmmmmmmmmmm
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,297
    Morning folks,
    Was more than a tad chilly out there this morning, warm gloves were needed but at least I managed to wobble in. Good day yesterday with a longish (by my standards) walk to the tearooms in Richmond Park where I met my folks as my sisters were down and had managed to get the old man out for a little walk with the promise of cake to follow.
    Lots of work to do today catching up with stuff from Friday and a couple of big quotes I need to do. Shouldn't really be on here. Maybe I should make a coffee and procrastinate further. Cakes were had as it's someone's birthday, had a third cup of tea made for me to help it down.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,318
    hopkinb wrote:
    Dying my hair back to its customary mousey brown colour. Chocolate cakes to taste this morning.

    :D

    You don't need Grecian 2000 Hoppy, you need Grecian two million (old school joke).

    I see Britain's hard workers arrive and almost immediately log on to Bike Radar :roll:

    Me going to get some logs for my wood burner me. It's been a while and it always seems to be snowing when I do it. Spooky but then I am going into the Machars badlands.

    Laters.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Pinno wrote:

    I see Britain's hard workers arrive and almost immediately log on to Bike Radar :roll:

    :lol::lol::lol:
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • step83
    step83 Posts: 4,170
    Pinno wrote:

    I see Britain's hard workers arrive and almost immediately log on to Bike Radar :roll:

    :lol::lol::lol:

    I refute the claim I am a hard worker, I can provide proof to the contrary
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,453
    Pinno wrote:
    I see Britain's hard workers arrive and almost immediately log on to Bike Radar :roll:
    Speak for yourself, spent the whole morning doing a 'Lewis Hamilton' on our tax liabilities before grabbing a sandwich and logging on here :)

    Another cold bike ride here, luckily I went for the wimps option of winter gloves and jacket, which turned out to be the right one. More fiscal fun this afternoon...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    At work so went to the gym and just been to Edwyn's for a steak sandwich, now about t have some coffee and lunch.

    Nice.

    May head over to the Panama Papers thread to point out to Rick and everybody else that Rick doesn't have a freakin' scooby about anything at all, let alone the Panama Papers.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,453
    At work so went to the gym and just been to Edwyn's for a steak sandwich, now about t have some coffee and lunch.

    Nice.

    May head over to the Panama Papers thread to point out to Rick and everybody else that Rick doesn't have a freakin' scooby about anything at all, let alone the Panama Papers.
    Yep, time for the 'tax knowledgable tag team' to kick some indignant/clueless butt - I feel like I'm doing an impression of Uma Thurman fighting the Crazy 88's over there :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • phil485
    phil485 Posts: 364
    The only thing keeping me going is knowing I've got to ride home tonight.
    45minutes of me time away from office morons


    More caffeine needed!!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    At work so went to the gym and just been to Edwyn's for a steak sandwich, now about t have some coffee and lunch.

    Nice.

    May head over to the Panama Papers thread to point out to Rick and everybody else that Rick doesn't have a freakin' scooby about anything at all, let alone the Panama Papers.
    Yep, time for the 'tax knowledgable tag team' to kick some indignant/clueless butt - I feel like I'm doing an impression of Uma Thurman fighting the Crazy 88's over there :D

    Just having a quick curry so will catch up and head in - we're back in.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,453
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    At work so went to the gym and just been to Edwyn's for a steak sandwich, now about t have some coffee and lunch.

    Nice.

    May head over to the Panama Papers thread to point out to Rick and everybody else that Rick doesn't have a freakin' scooby about anything at all, let alone the Panama Papers.
    Yep, time for the 'tax knowledgable tag team' to kick some indignant/clueless butt - I feel like I'm doing an impression of Uma Thurman fighting the Crazy 88's over there :D

    Just having a quick curry so will catch up and head in - we're back in.
    Just done a quick stint :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    At work so went to the gym and just been to Edwyn's for a steak sandwich, now about t have some coffee and lunch.

    Nice.

    May head over to the Panama Papers thread to point out to Rick and everybody else that Rick doesn't have a freakin' scooby about anything at all, let alone the Panama Papers.
    Yep, time for the 'tax knowledgable tag team' to kick some indignant/clueless butt - I feel like I'm doing an impression of Uma Thurman fighting the Crazy 88's over there :D

    Just having a quick curry so will catch up and head in - we're back in.
    Just done a quick stint :)

    Grazie!

    I'm just letting my dinner (pasta and meatballs) settle and will head back in as well.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    I notice the Ginger Ninja has jumped in :)
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    I notice the Ginger Ninja has jumped in :)

    Ah, not really. I work in tax for a bank as you know, but bank tax departments are much more about making sure we comply with the rules these days. We closed a profitable dividend arbitrage/stock borrowing and lending department because of a tax scandal in our home jurisdiction. The transactions we were still doing were fine, but were tainted by some older deals that weren't quite so fine. Even so, Head Office was raided last week by the tax police.

    I have no problem with corporates and individuals structuring their business affairs efficiently, as long as there is substance behind what they do.

    I am no fan of highly contrived "sham" structures, double dips, tax arbitrage, parking profits where there are no meaningful people functions, misleading tax authorities as to the nature of their activities in a particular jurisdiction.

    Anti avoidance laws and international cooperation are increasing massively, I think most of what we are seeing in the press now is legacy stuff. Parking profits behind a brass plate in a tax haven doesn't work any more, investing in some sham scheme doesn't work any more.

    However, making sure a business restructure doesn't lead to unforeseen tax liabilities, timing the sale of particular assets, using existing reliefs, setting up real business operations in low tax jurisdictions. These are prudent steps a business can take to minimise their costs, just as locating manufacturing in a low cost area, or negotiating the best price with a supplier is good business practice.

    There used to be much bigger grey areas, these are shrinking, and the CCO rules in particular will start to make businesses tighten up their internal controls.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,453
    hopkinb wrote:
    I have no problem with corporates and individuals structuring their business affairs efficiently, as long as there is substance behind what they do.

    I am no fan of highly contrived "sham" structures, double dips, tax arbitrage, parking profits where there are no meaningful people functions.
    The first para is quite a bit of what I do now.

    The second para is what is used to a lot of in previous jobs and it was bloody good fun while it lasted :)

    My crowning achievement was probably our Hungarian finance company with a Luxembourg branch to finance our US ops with a hybrid loan treated as debt in the US and a distribution at the other end to avoid UK CFC. I had many a good night out in Budapest as a director of the company, all funded by those lovely people at the IRS - 35% deduction in the US, most of it taxed at 2% in Lux (thank you Mr. Juncker) and the remaining 5% in Hungary at about 19%. [Goes misty eyed remembering the good old days] :twisted:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]