tuesday seeking wine in an alien land
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Really? More than the Church, or the Boy Scouts? Probably is more than the military though, coz they own the majority of wife-beaters and psychopaths I think.Matthewfalle wrote:Wheelspinner wrote:Not sure if dinner at the local golf club counts as "alien land" or not, but the wine was good.
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Did you know that as a percentile of club ownership, golf clubs have more paedophiles in their membership than any other organization?
Bizarre-o fact of the day there guys.
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oxoman wrote:What a momentous day today was, NOT. Firstly chose car ordered it and arranged pick up of said car in time to pick wife up from work with bunch of flowers. Then emptied old car ready to exchange, then all he'll lets loose. Mini oxo,s school rings to say sorry but he's hurt himself playing football at lunch. Pick clumsy little so and so up and take him to A&E, 3hrs later emerge with plaster on fractured wrist. Screwed up surprise for wife had to take her to dealership to pick car up, no flowers and little oxo miffed as he can't do football, take his black belt grading, ride his bike at Sherwood with mates but more importantly he can't hold his Xbox controller due to how he's fractured it and been plastered. Well something good had to come good out of it.
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Ballysmate wrote:hopkinb wrote:Just had a nice thank you message on Strava from the guy I stopped to help on Sunday (flyby stalking on his part). He's bust his jaw and had stitches in the lip, but apart from that and a lot of bruising and road rash, he's ok. Not a bad outcome from a 40 mph crash into a car.
Did he mention his missing watch and wallet?
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Wheelspinner wrote:
Really? More than the Church, or the Boy Scouts? Probably is more than the military though, coz they own the majority of wife-beaters and psychopaths I think.Matthewfalle wrote:Wheelspinner wrote:Not sure if dinner at the local golf club counts as "alien land" or not, but the wine was good.
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Did you know that as a percentile of club ownership, golf clubs have more paedophiles in their membership than any other organization?
Bizarre-o fact of the day there guys.
Yup - fraud so. Weird fact, eh, but there you go. More paedos than anywhere else.
Also bizarrely, the military don't tend to have many psychos because we kick them out - the last thing you want is psycho with a shooter putting everyone else in danger by not only being mental but not following orders.
Psychos tend to be in civvie street saying that they were military.
Wife beaters - well, as you tend to hardly see your family it's pretty low as well.
Average military bloke generally isn't an angel but anything like that tends to get sorted out in house pretty rapidly, if you know what I mean.
Now golf clubs.... Paedo central I'm afraid. Sorry.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
TLW1 wrote:Ballysmate wrote:hopkinb wrote:Just had a nice thank you message on Strava from the guy I stopped to help on Sunday (flyby stalking on his part). He's bust his jaw and had stitches in the lip, but apart from that and a lot of bruising and road rash, he's ok. Not a bad outcome from a 40 mph crash into a car.
Did he mention his missing watch and wallet?
Thankfully the concussion seems to have wiped his memory.
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Accountants?Matthewfalle wrote:Psychos tend to be in civvie street saying that they were military.0 -
Veronese68 wrote:
Accountants?Matthewfalle wrote:Psychos tend to be in civvie street saying that they were military.
Accountants aren't psycho's, they're psychopaths. There's a difference.
Take Hoppy for example; knocks innocent cyclist off his bike and then rescues him for adulation purposes.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Did you wipe his credit and bank cards?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Pinno wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Accountants?Matthewfalle wrote:Psychos tend to be in civvie street saying that they were military.
Accountants aren't psycho's, they're psychopaths. There's a difference.
Take Hoppy for example; knocks innocent cyclist off his bike and then rescues him for adulation purposes.
Munchausen's (sic) syndrome n'est pas?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Veronese68 wrote:Have to delay my Steve McGarrett party until he gets back.
A Hawaii themed party is probably better in the summer anyway."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
I don't think that Hoppy and I are a representative sample...Pinno wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Accountants?Matthewfalle wrote:Psychos tend to be in civvie street saying that they were military.
Accountants aren't psycho's, they're psychopaths. There's a difference.
Take Hoppy for example; knocks innocent cyclist off his bike and then rescues him for adulation purposes."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Aren't accountants generally turned on by spreadsheets though?
Ppppppwwwwwwoooooooaaaarrrrrrr - look at the columns on that.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Aren't accountants generally turned on by spreadsheets though?
Ppppppwwwwwwoooooooaaaarrrrrrr - look at the columns on that.
Nah, I hate em. Give me a lovely handwritten analysis pad any day...0 -
cld531c wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Aren't accountants generally turned on by spreadsheets though?
Ppppppwwwwwwoooooooaaaarrrrrrr - look at the columns on that.
Nah, I hate em. Give me a lovely handwritten analysis pad any day...
A what? I have no idea what one of them is.
Is it like a big maths book with lots of small squares on the pages? Sounds incredibly dull. Sorry,Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:cld531c wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Aren't accountants generally turned on by spreadsheets though?
Ppppppwwwwwwoooooooaaaarrrrrrr - look at the columns on that.
Nah, I hate em. Give me a lovely handwritten analysis pad any day...
A what? I have no idea what one of them is.
Is it like a big maths book with lots of small squares on the pages? Sounds incredibly dull. Sorry,
That's exactly what it is.
I'm an accountant, double accountant really, seeing as I have the full set of both beancounter and tax qualifications. I get turned on neither by spreadsheets, nor by analysis pads, but by Brazilian girls with dubious morals and big @rses. Might explain why I never get promoted... :roll:0 -
You must be doing something wrong thenhopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:cld531c wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Aren't accountants generally turned on by spreadsheets though?
Ppppppwwwwwwoooooooaaaarrrrrrr - look at the columns on that.
Nah, I hate em. Give me a lovely handwritten analysis pad any day...
A what? I have no idea what one of them is.
Is it like a big maths book with lots of small squares on the pages? Sounds incredibly dull. Sorry,
That's exactly what it is.
I'm an accountant, double accountant really, seeing as I have the full set of both beancounter and tax qualifications. I get turned on neither by spreadsheets, nor by analysis pads, but by Brazilian girls with dubious morals and big @rses. Might explain why I never get promoted... :roll:
Not sure if its the lack of a tax qualification or the preference for nice firm arrises on Brazilian girls that has helped me get promoted mind :P"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
You must be doing something wrong thenhopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:cld531c wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Aren't accountants generally turned on by spreadsheets though?
Ppppppwwwwwwoooooooaaaarrrrrrr - look at the columns on that.
Nah, I hate em. Give me a lovely handwritten analysis pad any day...
A what? I have no idea what one of them is.
Is it like a big maths book with lots of small squares on the pages? Sounds incredibly dull. Sorry,
That's exactly what it is.
I'm an accountant, double accountant really, seeing as I have the full set of both beancounter and tax qualifications. I get turned on neither by spreadsheets, nor by analysis pads, but by Brazilian girls with dubious morals and big @rses. Might explain why I never get promoted... :roll:
Not sure if its the lack of a tax qualification or the preference for nice firm arrises on Brazilian girls that has helped me get promoted mind :P
Well, being a belligerent 4rse has surely helped?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
That as well.Pinno wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:
You must be doing something wrong thenhopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:cld531c wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Aren't accountants generally turned on by spreadsheets though?
Ppppppwwwwwwoooooooaaaarrrrrrr - look at the columns on that.
Nah, I hate em. Give me a lovely handwritten analysis pad any day...
A what? I have no idea what one of them is.
Is it like a big maths book with lots of small squares on the pages? Sounds incredibly dull. Sorry,
That's exactly what it is.
I'm an accountant, double accountant really, seeing as I have the full set of both beancounter and tax qualifications. I get turned on neither by spreadsheets, nor by analysis pads, but by Brazilian girls with dubious morals and big @rses. Might explain why I never get promoted... :roll:
Not sure if its the lack of a tax qualification or the preference for nice firm arrises on Brazilian girls that has helped me get promoted mind :P
Well, being a belligerent 4rse has surely helped?
Hasn't helped everyone mind "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
That as well.Pinno wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:
You must be doing something wrong thenhopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:cld531c wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Aren't accountants generally turned on by spreadsheets though?
Ppppppwwwwwwoooooooaaaarrrrrrr - look at the columns on that.
Nah, I hate em. Give me a lovely handwritten analysis pad any day...
A what? I have no idea what one of them is.
Is it like a big maths book with lots of small squares on the pages? Sounds incredibly dull. Sorry,
That's exactly what it is.
I'm an accountant, double accountant really, seeing as I have the full set of both beancounter and tax qualifications. I get turned on neither by spreadsheets, nor by analysis pads, but by Brazilian girls with dubious morals and big @rses. Might explain why I never get promoted... :roll:
Not sure if its the lack of a tax qualification or the preference for nice firm arrises on Brazilian girls that has helped me get promoted mind :P
Well, being a belligerent 4rse has surely helped?
Hasn't helped everyone mind
Least of all the minions.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
You must be doing something wrong thenhopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:cld531c wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Aren't accountants generally turned on by spreadsheets though?
Ppppppwwwwwwoooooooaaaarrrrrrr - look at the columns on that.
Nah, I hate em. Give me a lovely handwritten analysis pad any day...
A what? I have no idea what one of them is.
Is it like a big maths book with lots of small squares on the pages? Sounds incredibly dull. Sorry,
That's exactly what it is.
I'm an accountant, double accountant really, seeing as I have the full set of both beancounter and tax qualifications. I get turned on neither by spreadsheets, nor by analysis pads, but by Brazilian girls with dubious morals and big @rses. Might explain why I never get promoted... :roll:
Not sure if its the lack of a tax qualification or the preference for nice firm arrises on Brazilian girls that has helped me get promoted mind :P
Is this accountancy one - up manship?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Stevo wins. He's a boss. I'm a minion.0
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Even Steve is somebody's minion.0
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"But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes
You're gonna have to serve somebody..."seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Even the CEO of GBC is beholden to the shareholders and the press I suppose and is a minion to them. Just once you reach that level you're insulated from failure.0
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Pinno wrote:hopkinb wrote:Stevo wins. He's a boss. I'm a minion.
Oh no, poor show - not even handbags :roll:
Nah, I got the exams with minimal effort and interest. Getting ahead in a large organisation is not part of my skill set. I'm a bit too arsey/condescending/downright rude with people I don't respect, and I'm not great at admin. I'm hoping for a lottery win really. 0 -
hopkinb wrote:Pinno wrote:hopkinb wrote:Stevo wins. He's a boss. I'm a minion.
Oh no, poor show - not even handbags :roll:
Nah, I got the exams with minimal effort and interest. Getting ahead in a large organisation is not part of my skill set. I'm a bit too arsey/condescending/downright rude with people I don't respect, and I'm not great at admin. I'm hoping for a lottery win really.
Set a retirement age, say 55. Sell your overpriced London pad and move Norf, buy a house and have plenty of change leftover.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Problem is that I love London. I did as a kid, and I still do now. Mrs H3 (As from Saturday, so ill start calling her that) is born and bred here. So yes, my house could be exchanged for a bigger one back in Cov, or even further north, but I love the stuff on my doorstep or a short ride/train/tram/bus/tube ride away. I say hello to my neighbours and local shopkeepers anyway, what with not being a Londoner, so its not so different!0
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hopkinb wrote:Problem is that I love London. I did as a kid, and I still do now. Mrs H3 (As from Saturday, so ill start calling her that) is born and bred here. So yes, my house could be exchanged for a bigger one back in Cov, or even further north, but I love the stuff on my doorstep or a short ride/train/tram/bus/tube ride away. I say hello to my neighbours and local shopkeepers anyway, what with not being a Londoner, so its not so different!
Born and bred?
Is she like one of those Pearly Queen burds?
Knees up muvva brown, knees up muvva brown, knees up knees up don't get a breeze up
Fackinnnn' hell H3 where you been? Your jellied eels are in the dog. Pie n mash n the Krays - that Ronnie was a lovely lad. Ooooooh it's Babs Windsor on the goggle box. Innit she luvvvly jubbly.
Rickeeeeeeeeeee!
Bianca!Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0
