friday night of the psychotic woodsmen

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,720
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    then hang them.
    Hung, drawn and quartered is the traditional way.

    Too good for them.
    Google what it involves. I wouldn't even wish it on Arsenal fans.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    then hang them.
    Hung, drawn and quartered is the traditional way.

    Too good for them.
    Google what it involves. I wouldn't even wish it on Arsenal fans.

    I've seen Braveheart, I know what it involves. I'm sure you could add an acid bath in there somewhere.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,853
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Finished the trial, gave the verdict,
    Does that mean you can spill some of it? No naming names obviously. Was it anything gory or just incredibly dull?
    Kinesis Pro6
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,720
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Finished the trial, gave the verdict,
    Does that mean you can spill some of it? No naming names obviously. Was it anything gory or just incredibly dull?
    It wasn't dull but how can I put it - wasn't very nice.

    I'm going for a few beers with a mate who's a barrister tonight so I'll ask him what I'm allowed to say or not say after the trial has ended. Just being cautious as they were very clear that anything like that during the trial would earn us a free one piece orange outfit with arrows on.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,720
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    then hang them.
    Hung, drawn and quartered is the traditional way.

    Too good for them.
    Google what it involves. I wouldn't even wish it on Arsenal fans.

    I've seen Braveheart, I know what it involves. I'm sure you could add an acid bath in there somewhere.
    I could make an exception for Scottish Arsenal fans though.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,184
    Garry H wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Just watched a guy trying to cross 4 lanes of the A312 and a service road. He nearly fell trying to negotiate the drop from the low kerb to the service road. He then stumbled sideways more than he walked forwards crossing the first 2 lanes. He then clung on to a lamp post in the central reservation for support before falling across the last 2 lanes. He then disappeared into the bushes at side of our industrial estate to relieve himself. The locals of Hanworth are of a very high calibre. I think cloudy cider wasn't strong enough for him, meths seems more likely.
    Not much going on here. Cafe for lunch and pub with the Mrs later. I'm not giving up the booze, had a crate of beer delivered yesterday.

    Can TLW account for his whereabouts?

    I can take my ale
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,853
    TLW1 wrote:
    I can take my ale
    Pretty sure there was a lot more than ale going on there.
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    It wasn't dull but how can I put it - wasn't very nice.
    I should think a lot of who and what goes through the courts isn't very nice.
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,184
    Veronese68 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    I can take my ale
    Pretty sure there was a lot more than ale going on there.
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    It wasn't dull but how can I put it - wasn't very nice.
    I should think a lot of who and what goes through the courts isn't very nice.

    Too true on both counts
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,720
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    It wasn't dull but how can I put it - wasn't very nice.
    I should think a lot of who and what goes through the courts isn't very nice.
    True, had to concentrate on being objective. Luckily having dealt with the French tax man I've had some decent practice at that.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    I agree with the V-Star: generally the reason it end up in court is because it's not very nice and generally a bit icky.

    However, on a brighter note, the sun is now shining and it's a lovely afternoon. This is mental.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Listening to a bit of Japanese radio - J1 Radio are currently playing "Summer Eyes" by Yung-Sang Hyun.

    Not one of his best ones, I must admit.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    89.7 WTMD rocks. College indie radio. Nice.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,720
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    I agree with the V-Star: generally the reason it end up in court is because it's not very nice and generally a bit icky.
    OK, let me put it another way before I get advice from my wig wearing mate on what I can say. It was something that was instinctively not nice coming from the personal perspective of a parent of a female child who is under 16. Hence the point about having to be objective.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Hmmm - one of those. Not nice.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,449
    Veronese68 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    I can take my ale
    Pretty sure there was a lot more than ale going on there.
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    It wasn't dull but how can I put it - wasn't very nice.
    I should think a lot of who and what goes through the courts isn't very nice.

    I don't think Stevo was expecting a knitting pattern copyright spat.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,720
    Pinno wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    I can take my ale
    Pretty sure there was a lot more than ale going on there.
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    It wasn't dull but how can I put it - wasn't very nice.
    I should think a lot of who and what goes through the courts isn't very nice.

    I don't think Stevo was expecting a knitting pattern copyright spat.
    Especially not in Croydon.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    more to the point, any fit fellow jurors/legal how's? Pictures?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,720
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    more to the point, any fit fellow jurors/legal how's? Pictures?
    There was a nice willowy blonde girl in tight jeans on one of the other cases but I was the notable exception in the jury of the munters. Don't get me started on how thick a couple of them were...like not understanding the difference between proof and 'I think he did it so he's guilty' :roll:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,414
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    more to the point, any fit fellow jurors/legal how's? Pictures?
    There was a nice willowy blonde girl in tight jeans on one of the other cases but I was the notable exception in the jury of the munters. Don't get me started on how thick a couple of them were...like not understanding the difference between proof and 'I think he did it so he's guilty' :roll:

    sounds like some i had

    on the express to victoria, seems quieter than usual
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Forgot to buy cider. A bottle of red will have to suffice
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,449
    sungod wrote:
    on the express to victoria, seems quieter than usual

    Ah, the Gatwick express.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,720
    sungod wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    more to the point, any fit fellow jurors/legal how's? Pictures?
    There was a nice willowy blonde girl in tight jeans on one of the other cases but I was the notable exception in the jury of the munters. Don't get me started on how thick a couple of them were...like not understanding the difference between proof and 'I think he did it so he's guilty' :roll:

    sounds like some i had

    on the express to victoria, seems quieter than usual
    I was the foreman as everyone else bottled it, so at least had a decent chance to 're-educate' the really thick one.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Just been on the Pastis, olives and Twiglets.

    Rock 'n' roll baby, rock 'n' roll.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Japanese chill out trance on, wine drunk, about to have a coffee and some grappa.

    Que bellezza!
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Mrs H3(2) ordered KFC off deliveroo without asking me. God it's vile.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Watching Larva with mini H3. Dunno if any of you have seen it. It's on Netflix. We love it. Korean cartoon about a couple of bugs who live in a drain in NY. The yellow one farts a lot, they get up to all sorts of amusing shenanigans.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,414
    hopkinb wrote:
    Mrs H3(2) ordered KFC off deliveroo without asking me. God it's vile.

    think i tried kfc once in the 80s, that was enough, bleagh
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • joncomelately
    joncomelately Posts: 660
    One of those weeks this week. Think I'd have preferred jury service, but maybe not being foreman or the subject matter. Sounds a bit grim. Hobgoblin Gold to recover.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    sungod wrote:
    on the express to victoria, seems quieter than usual

    Ah, the Gatwick express.

    Ah, willowy blondes ....
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,449
    I spent 4 hours in casualty and was given a bucket load of pain killers and some anti-inflammatory's for my right hip.
    At least it's 'stable' and I don't need number 4 just yet. I might even sleep tonight.

    But hey, I have a lovely shiny car with a new windscreen.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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