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Are you a believer in Goats?

bartman100bartman100 Posts: 544
edited December 2016 in The cake stop
Many put their faith in Goats but why can they never produce evidence of their existence?

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  • FocusZingFocusZing Posts: 4,416
    Valentino Rossi, Micheal Phelps, Stephen Redgrave, Michael Jordan, Eddy Merckx...might help the longevity of your thread.
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,614
    No. I'm an Ibex man myself.
  • FishFishFishFish Posts: 2,238
    bartman100 wrote:
    Many put their knob in Goats but why can they never produce evidence of their matrimony?


    I have made your proposition fit the photographs that I have of the pair of you.
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • LukeTCLukeTC Posts: 214
    Only sheeple believe in Goats
  • smoggystevesmoggysteve Posts: 2,918
    I'm a goat fearing person. I guess I'm just scared of the possible ram-ifications in being a non baaleaver
  • city_boycity_boy Posts: 1,616
    smoggysteve wrote:
    I'm a goat fearing person. I guess I'm just scared of the possible ram-ifications in being a non baaleaver

    You're kidding, surely?
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • webboowebboo Posts: 2,121
    City Boy wrote:
    smoggysteve wrote:
    I'm a goat fearing person. I guess I'm just scared of the possible ram-ifications in being a non baaleaver

    You're kidding, surely?
    You are just trying to pull the wool over our eyes.
  • bbrapbbrap Posts: 620
    I can't listen to this, you are all a bunch of goatists. Lord Billy would not like it
    Rose Xeon CDX 3100, Ultegra Di2 disc (nice weather)
    Ribble Gran Fondo, Campagnolo Centaur (winter bike)
    Van Raam 'O' Pair
    Land Rover (really nasty weather :lol: )
  • pinnopinno Posts: 38,171
    I have stared and stared and stared at many a goat. Nothing happened.

    Goats are good for turning Savannah into desert. They are also good for kebabs and Chamois leather. So in a crossover thread sort of way "Shoot a goat for Africa".
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year."
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,614
    pinno wrote:
    I have stared and stared and stared at many a goat. Nothing happened.

    Goats are good for turning Savannah into desert. They are also good for kebabs and Chamois leather. So in a crossover thread sort of way "Shoot a goat for Africa".

    Whoa, steady on there! This is a sensitive subject that needs treated with kid gloves.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 38,171
    At the Stranraer Sherriffs court today, a man was fined £50 for shagging a goat. Another man was fined £25 for acting the goat.
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year."
  • webboowebboo Posts: 2,121
    pinno wrote:
    . Another man was fined £25 for acting the goat.
    Is that a part in Macbeth.
  • crumbschiefcrumbschief Posts: 3,412
    What would a Templar say?
  • webboowebboo Posts: 2,121
    Leave it to the Knights of St John.
  • smoggystevesmoggysteve Posts: 2,918
    webboo wrote:
    City Boy wrote:
    smoggysteve wrote:
    I'm a goat fearing person. I guess I'm just scared of the possible ram-ifications in being a non baaleaver

    You're kidding, surely?
    You are just trying to pull the wool over our eyes.

    Sorry. Not got time to reply im on the lam.
  • mr_goomr_goo Posts: 3,726
    Treating this very sensitive subject so glibly is doing nothing for my angora management.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    See them follow Him like sheep

    DSC04548.jpg
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • bianchimoonbianchimoon Posts: 3,939
    He's not the goat, he's just a very naughty kid
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
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