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Frank WilsonFrank Wilson Posts: 991
edited December 2016 in The cake stop
The round of applause for the pilot.
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  • xdocxdoc Posts: 331
    The National Anthem at the end of the film.
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 3,803
    shagging 18-20 year old firm bodied females.
    And God created the bicycle, so that man could use it as a means for work and to help him negotiate life's complicated journey.
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 3,803
    Chocolate bars of a decent size.
    And God created the bicycle, so that man could use it as a means for work and to help him negotiate life's complicated journey.
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 3,803
    Proper stunts and filmography rather than death by cgi censored
    And God created the bicycle, so that man could use it as a means for work and to help him negotiate life's complicated journey.
  • eric_draveneric_draven Posts: 1,182
    slowmart wrote:
    shagging 18-20 year old firm bodied females.

    Hmmm defo a faded memory now
  • rolf_frolf_f Posts: 15,959
    slowmart wrote:
    Proper stunts and filmography rather than death by cgi shoot

    Or, in the case of Fast and Furious franchise, genuine proper stunts that are so stupid that they look like death by cgi.......
    Faster than a tent.......
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,889
    The round of applause for the pilot.

    Human pilot or autopilot?
  • webboowebboo Posts: 2,120
    Free Health care.
  • gethincerigethinceri Posts: 1,004
    Silent farts.
  • mr_goomr_goo Posts: 3,726
    Customs Officers at airports.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 3,803
    Gun boat diplomacy :shock:

    The class system

    Hanging

    Forced break up of families and adoption

    Overt racism, oh wait that's still a custom here

    The self righteous view that we're more intelligent than the yanks which was bought into question after the Brexit vote but restored after the trump victory.
    And God created the bicycle, so that man could use it as a means for work and to help him negotiate life's complicated journey.
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 22,287 Lives Here
    The round of applause for the pilot.
    Try flying Alitalia, the Italians still do it.
  • bianchimoonbianchimoon Posts: 3,939
    intelligent presidents
    edit forgot bush, nixon reagon.. scrub that one
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • keef66keef66 Posts: 13,286
    Strict policing of the 10 items or fewer baskets only tills.
  • TashmanTashman Posts: 2,732
    The round of applause for the pilot.
    I hate that, would you expect a round of applause every time you carry out a routine element of your job?
  • secretsamsecretsam Posts: 4,523
    Am I the only one who thought this was about border control? :D

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • secretsamsecretsam Posts: 4,523
    Tashman wrote:
    The round of applause for the pilot.
    I hate that, would you expect a round of applause every time you carry out a routine element of your job?

    I'm a stripper, so yes, at least that

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • secretsamsecretsam Posts: 4,523
    Cheering when the bar staff drop or break a glass

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • FatTedFatTed Posts: 1,214
    secretsam wrote:
    Cheering when the bar staff drop or break a glass

    I still do that!
  • webboowebboo Posts: 2,120
    Village idiots.
  • joe2008joe2008 Posts: 1,919
    Public phone boxes
  • mr_goomr_goo Posts: 3,726
    High Street Banks. (Anyone remember sub branches?)

    Fish & Chips wrapped in paper.

    Free parking at airports for drop off/pick up.

    Hedge Laying.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • laurentianlaurentian Posts: 1,686
    Saluting magpies
    Wilier Izoard XP
  • Saying 'whatever happened to white dog poo?'

    Cyclists saying 'what ever happened to Djamolodine Abdoujaparov'?

    The magnetic St Christopher medal on the car dashboard to protect the (Roman Catholic) driver in the event of a crash. Demise coincided with shift to plastic dashboards.
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,614
    Trousers held up with string

    Donkey jackets, worn by non-hipsters
  • FishFishFishFish Posts: 2,238
    laurentian wrote:
    Saluting magpies


    I remember when RAC patrolmen used to salute RAC members having identified them by the badge - usually bolted on to the grill but away from the aperture which you accessed with the starting handle. I got used to it and became a Field Marshal so everyone salutes me. I would encourage you all to salute me.
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • FatTedFatTed Posts: 1,214
    Mr Goo wrote:
    High Street Banks. (Anyone remember sub branches?)

    Fish & Chips wrapped in paper.

    Free parking at airports for drop off/pick up.

    Hedge Laying.

    Still have free drop off/pick up at Auckland Airport, just traffic congestion is so bad.
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,252
    Mr Goo wrote:

    Free parking at airports for drop off/pick up.

    Hedge Laying.

    They lay the hedges around my nearest airport, but they don't let you even STOP for a minute without paying.




    On pavements, gents walking on the outside of ladies, or moving to the outside to let oncoming ladies pass on the inside.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • FishFishFishFish Posts: 2,238
    Capt Slog wrote:
    Mr Goo wrote:


    On pavements, gents walking on the outside of ladies, or moving to the outside to let oncoming ladies pass on the inside.


    ...thought that pavements were for cycling on esp if you are an Aussie despatch rider.
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • ProssPross Posts: 22,095
    Waving to other cyclists - bloody newcomers :wink:
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