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Wrong bibshorts dilemma

crakercraker Posts: 2,060
edited October 2014 in Commuting chat
Just been to the changing room. There's a drying cupboard that's a bit disorganised, grab my things (socks, base layer, bib shorts) all dry and warm.

Bib shorts just don't feel right. Faded Endura logo. They are mine aren't they? Worn webbing around the chest area... shoulder straps are about right..

Dressed, ready to go, just check the drying room, yup there's my DHB shorts hanging up :oops:

One swift change later, do I tell Rob my ar5e has been in his shorts?

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  • fat_tailfat_tail Posts: 786
    perhaps you should use the "True Confessions" thread ?
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  • Best not tell him. If someone told me that I'd bin them.
    I can't believe it when I see people buy them second hand, especially size XXL ones. Who would put something that close to their scrotum that some geezers sweaty gonads and dirty hairy censored have rubbed & skidmarked all over.
    Gross.
  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 15,277
    Just for perspective.......

    Your rear end has been in Rob's used shorts.

    Why is that he should be concerned whilst you are not?
    His rear end was in those shorts for a lot longer before you put them on.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
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  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Rob has now, essentially, had his penis against yours.

    Sleep well.
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  • rolf_frolf_f Posts: 16,015
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Why is that he should be concerned whilst you are not?
    His rear end was in those shorts for a lot longer before you put them on.

    Depends how diseased crakers pecker is.........
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  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 15,277
    Rolf F wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Why is that he should be concerned whilst you are not?
    His rear end was in those shorts for a lot longer before you put them on.

    Depends how diseased crakers pecker is.........
    Or Rob's......

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  • Kieran_BurnsKieran_Burns Posts: 10,052
    By the way - this is exactly why you should always wear underpants with bib shorts.
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  • By the way - this is exactly why you should always wear underpants with bib shorts.
    I disagree in the general case, but I will concede that you should always wear undercrackers when wearing other-people's bib-shorts.
  • MrSwearyMrSweary Posts: 1,699
    You should tell Rob - after all you now have a bond that very few grown men do. Celebrate it.
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  • itboffinitboffin Posts: 19,932
    By the way - this is exactly why you should always wear underpants with bib shorts.

    ^^^ dont feed the troll ^^^
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  • itboffin wrote:
    By the way - this is exactly why you should always wear underpants with bib shorts.

    ^^^ dont feed the troll ^^^

    Is that a euphemism for what the OP was doing?
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