Wrong bibshorts dilemma

craker
craker Posts: 1,739
edited October 2014 in Commuting chat
Just been to the changing room. There's a drying cupboard that's a bit disorganised, grab my things (socks, base layer, bib shorts) all dry and warm.

Bib shorts just don't feel right. Faded Endura logo. They are mine aren't they? Worn webbing around the chest area... shoulder straps are about right..

Dressed, ready to go, just check the drying room, yup there's my DHB shorts hanging up :oops:

One swift change later, do I tell Rob my ar5e has been in his shorts?

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  • fat_tail
    fat_tail Posts: 786
    perhaps you should use the "True Confessions" thread ?
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  • thepeopleschamp
    thepeopleschamp Posts: 94
    Best not tell him. If someone told me that I'd bin them.
    I can't believe it when I see people buy them second hand, especially size XXL ones. Who would put something that close to their scrotum that some geezers sweaty gonads and dirty hairy arse have rubbed & skidmarked all over.
    Gross.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,416
    Just for perspective.......

    Your rear end has been in Rob's used shorts.

    Why is that he should be concerned whilst you are not?
    His rear end was in those shorts for a lot longer before you put them on.
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Rob has now, essentially, had his penis against yours.

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  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Why is that he should be concerned whilst you are not?
    His rear end was in those shorts for a lot longer before you put them on.

    Depends how diseased crakers pecker is.........
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  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,416
    Rolf F wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Why is that he should be concerned whilst you are not?
    His rear end was in those shorts for a lot longer before you put them on.

    Depends how diseased crakers pecker is.........
    Or Rob's......

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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    By the way - this is exactly why you should always wear underpants with bib shorts.
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  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    By the way - this is exactly why you should always wear underpants with bib shorts.
    I disagree in the general case, but I will concede that you should always wear undercrackers when wearing other-people's bib-shorts.
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  • MrSweary
    MrSweary Posts: 1,699
    You should tell Rob - after all you now have a bond that very few grown men do. Celebrate it.
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    By the way - this is exactly why you should always wear underpants with bib shorts.

    ^^^ dont feed the troll ^^^
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  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    itboffin wrote:
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    By the way - this is exactly why you should always wear underpants with bib shorts.

    ^^^ dont feed the troll ^^^

    Is that a euphemism for what the OP was doing?
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