Clean Protocol
Is it the new CCN?
Or MPCC?
Or purity ring?
http://cleanprotocol.org/
ROFL : The Clean Protocol™ is the most advanced system of clean sport certification in the world.
Or MPCC?
Or purity ring?
http://cleanprotocol.org/
ROFL : The Clean Protocol™ is the most advanced system of clean sport certification in the world.
Fckin' Quintana … that creep can roll, man.
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You're so cynical Rich.
That said, my standard "how to spot an idiot" test immediately flagged up that you can start a petition with their help.
Everyone on the internet thinks they're Rosa Parks or something these days.Fckin' Quintana … that creep can roll, man.0 -
whoabouts
LOL
Sorry..... Whoabouts TM
I can't be the only one who read that as Whoa abouts?“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
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Astana already have Cleano Vino™0
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The catch words and the fancy rhetoric doesn't really stack up to a hill of well...amphetamines.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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This has got to be clumsy satire, hasn't it?
A quick look at the "How it works" page seems to suggest that their protocol consists of athletes telling them everything about who they have ever known and handing over all the data that they've got. And then taking online purity tests. It's like an opt-in version of The Clinic.
And "Ocular Motor Deception Testing" - they are suggesting testing for shifty eyes... was this written by my Gran?0 -
Does anyone know how much this certification costs?
Because I've had a look around the internet and I can get certificates saying that I am an Ordained Minister ($29), am a Lord (£19), own part of the moon ($30) and have an asteroid named after me ($25).
I was just wondering whether they were competitive in the meaningless certificates market.Twitter: @RichN950