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Clean Protocol

iainf72iainf72 Posts: 15,774
edited October 2014 in Pro race
Is it the new CCN?

Or MPCC?

Or purity ring?

http://cleanprotocol.org/

ROFL : The Clean Protocol™ is the most advanced system of clean sport certification in the world.
Fckin' Quintana … that creep can roll, man.

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  • RichN95.RichN95. Posts: 22,890
    More latter day Bike Pure. An Aussie lawyer supported by a twitter 'anti-doping' personality selling online lie detector tests and a badge to idiots.

    The Armstrong case really was the Big Bang of Bullsh1t
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • iainf72iainf72 Posts: 15,774
    You're so cynical Rich.

    That said, my standard "how to spot an idiot" test immediately flagged up that you can start a petition with their help.

    Everyone on the internet thinks they're Rosa Parks or something these days.
    Fckin' Quintana … that creep can roll, man.
  • tailwindhometailwindhome Posts: 14,382
    whoabouts

    LOL

    Sorry..... Whoabouts TM


    I can't be the only one who read that as Whoa abouts?
    Believe that a farther shore
    Is reachable from here.
    Believe in miracles
    And cures and healing wells
  • rick_chaseyrick_chasey Posts: 46,515 Lives Here
    iainf72 wrote:
    You're so cynical Rich.

    That said, my standard "how to spot an idiot" test immediately flagged up that you can start a petition with their help.

    Every English speaker on the internet thinks they're Rosa Parks or something these days.

    FTFY.
  • andypandyp Posts: 8,128
    iainf72 wrote:
    ROFL : The Clean Protocol™ is the most advanced system of clean sport certification in the world.

    Do they have special paper?

    Charlatans.
  • joelsimjoelsim Posts: 7,552
    Astana already have Cleano Vino™
  • RichN95.RichN95. Posts: 22,890
    iainf72 wrote:
    Everyone on the internet thinks they're Rosa Parks or something these days.
    I don't think they do. I think they all pretend to be Rosa Parks with an eye on getting a profile and/or making a buck.
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • pinnopinno Posts: 38,163
    The catch words and the fancy rhetoric doesn't really stack up to a hill of well...amphetamines.
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

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  • TimB34TimB34 Posts: 316
    This has got to be clumsy satire, hasn't it?

    A quick look at the "How it works" page seems to suggest that their protocol consists of athletes telling them everything about who they have ever known and handing over all the data that they've got. And then taking online purity tests. It's like an opt-in version of The Clinic.

    And "Ocular Motor Deception Testing" - they are suggesting testing for shifty eyes... was this written by my Gran?
  • RichN95.RichN95. Posts: 22,890
    Does anyone know how much this certification costs?

    Because I've had a look around the internet and I can get certificates saying that I am an Ordained Minister ($29), am a Lord (£19), own part of the moon ($30) and have an asteroid named after me ($25).

    I was just wondering whether they were competitive in the meaningless certificates market.
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