You know you are rubbish....
odessouky
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when you are out on your shiny new carbon bike...all dressed up...your bike has 105 this and ultegra that...doing your best to beat your strava times with your phone in your pocket....
When a guy twice your size, and quite older overtakes and zips past you...on a well abused commuter bike, with panniers completely full and a large bag on his back....
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When a guy twice your size, and quite older overtakes and zips past you...on a well abused commuter bike, with panniers completely full and a large bag on his back....
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i like racing the old guy near me who has a power assisted bike, its usually fine except for headwinds and hills!www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes0
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I'm sorry I don't know that feeling"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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I'm not very fast, but when commuting home along the Essex lanes I very often find myself bombing past riders who should be going a lot quicker. I am not a race type. I ride slow in town and then about 20mph average when I leave central London. I don't speed up or slow down for other riders.
On Monday night I passed a guy who instantly sprinted past me again. He was a good 30kgs lighter than me and on his carbon best bike while I was on the commuter and had a backpack on. He was in and out of the saddle and huffing and puffing while I just wheel sucked him doing my usual effort.
I genuinely felt a bit guilty when I whizzed past him about 8kms later.
People _are_ funny.0 -
guinea wrote:I'm not very fast, but when commuting home along the Essex lanes I very often find myself bombing past riders who should be going a lot quicker. I am not a race type. I ride slow in town and then about 20mph average when I leave central London. I don't speed up or slow down for other riders.
On Monday night I passed a guy who instantly sprinted past me again. He was a good 30kgs lighter than me and on his carbon best bike while I was on the commuter and had a backpack on. He was in and out of the saddle and huffing and puffing while I just wheel sucked him doing my usual effort.
I genuinely felt a bit guilty when I whizzed past him about 8kms later.
People _are_ funny.
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I was gaining on a chap last night up a long drag. He had no idea I was catching him. He got towards he top of the hill, stood up and put down the power in order to crest it. He was gobsmacked when I overtook him whilst seated.
Always amusing to overtake people and completely surprise them.
It amuses me further when they then try and sit your wheel but fail at that too.0 -
Same, going along a tarmac cycle path, I'm in the drops trying to get a good average speed for the ride, and a guy comes past on a beat up old mountain bike with knobbly tyres looking like he wasn't trying. Bah!0
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Arthur Scrimshaw wrote:guinea wrote:I'm not very fast, but when commuting home along the Essex lanes I very often find myself bombing past riders who should be going a lot quicker. I am not a race type. I ride slow in town and then about 20mph average when I leave central London. I don't speed up or slow down for other riders.
On Monday night I passed a guy who instantly sprinted past me again. He was a good 30kgs lighter than me and on his carbon best bike while I was on the commuter and had a backpack on. He was in and out of the saddle and huffing and puffing while I just wheel sucked him doing my usual effort.
I genuinely felt a bit guilty when I whizzed past him about 8kms later.
People _are_ funny.
Oh god, you're so going to get it now
+1 :-)www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes0 -
I was out in my new Dawes for the first time, toodling into town complete with panniers. A guy on a carbon bike tried to drop me after I hitched a lift. He didn't like it when I dropped him in responseRed bikes are the fastest.0
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I can remember passing a couple of Skyed up blokes on a drag of a hill last year and getting abuse.
It was one of those days where everything was flowing well, these blokes were three quarters of the way up this hill and I hit the hill well and just powered up it, I passed them at pace just before the top and said "mornin", I got **** off and something else was shouted as I disappeared.0 -
Passed a guy at the top of Combe Lane just after the hair pin where it ramps up, we were both panting for breath...I said "you al'right" to which he replied "why wouldn't I be" :roll: I left him pedalling in his granny gearWyndyMilla Massive Attack | Rourke 953 | Condor Italia 531 Pro | Boardman CX Pro | DT Swiss RR440 Tubeless Wheels
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So this thread proves that whilst cyclists pretend to be nice folk who value different abilities and celebrate equality we're all just a bunch of smug elitists who think we're better than everybody else just because we managed to pass them or we don't like their choice of gear. Nice one0
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I remember one time a guy on a vaguely posh bike got a bit upset at being overtaken; though I had popped out to the shops on my old steel bike and was wearing a leather jacket, jeans tucked into socks and a woolly hat.0
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I hate being passed when I am in the drops giving it all by people sitting upright eating their lunch.0
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Chunky101 wrote:So this thread proves that whilst cyclists pretend to be nice folk who value different abilities and celebrate equality we're all just a bunch of smug elitists who think we're better than everybody else just because we managed to pass them or we don't like their choice of gear. Nice one0
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Went out for a ride a few days ago and I was feeling quite knackered. Was alright after 10 miles tho. Ended up doing 40 miles and actually felt more energetic after the ride than when I set out. I rode at my usual intensity and my typical rides are usually about 20 miles or so, but about 40 is my limit without food. Thought it was quite weird.0
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HellsCyclist wrote:Went out for a ride a few days ago and I was feeling quite knackered. Was alright after 10 miles tho. Ended up doing 40 miles and actually felt more energetic after the ride than when I set out. I rode at my usual intensity and my typical rides are usually about 20 miles or so, but about 40 is my limit without food. Thought it was quite weird.
WhutI'm sorry you don't believe in miracles0 -
SloppySchleckonds wrote:HellsCyclist wrote:Went out for a ride a few days ago and I was feeling quite knackered. Was alright after 10 miles tho. Ended up doing 40 miles and actually felt more energetic after the ride than when I set out. I rode at my usual intensity and my typical rides are usually about 20 miles or so, but about 40 is my limit without food. Thought it was quite weird.
Whut
yeah, what he said.... whut?
if you cant do more than 40 miles without food you must cycle at about 200mph!!www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes0 -
Bozman wrote:I can remember passing a couple of Skyed up blokes on a drag of a hill last year and getting abuse.
It was one of those days where everything was flowing well, these blokes were three quarters of the way up this hill and I hit the hill well and just powered up it, I passed them at pace just before the top and said "mornin", I got **** off and something else was shouted as I disappeared.
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I don't think the thread title needs the ....
I know I'm rubbish, fullstop.0 -
Chris Bass wrote:SloppySchleckonds wrote:HellsCyclist wrote:Went out for a ride a few days ago and I was feeling quite knackered. Was alright after 10 miles tho. Ended up doing 40 miles and actually felt more energetic after the ride than when I set out. I rode at my usual intensity and my typical rides are usually about 20 miles or so, but about 40 is my limit without food. Thought it was quite weird.
Whut
yeah, what he said.... whut?
if you cant do more than 40 miles without food you must cycle at about 200mph!!
...or a diabetic on insulinmy isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
team47b wrote:Chris Bass wrote:SloppySchleckonds wrote:HellsCyclist wrote:Went out for a ride a few days ago and I was feeling quite knackered. Was alright after 10 miles tho. Ended up doing 40 miles and actually felt more energetic after the ride than when I set out. I rode at my usual intensity and my typical rides are usually about 20 miles or so, but about 40 is my limit without food. Thought it was quite weird.
Whut
yeah, what he said.... whut?
if you cant do more than 40 miles without food you must cycle at about 200mph!!
...or a diabetic on insulin
ah yeah, hadnt thought of that, I feel bad now!www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes0 -
Veronese68 wrote:I don't think the thread title needs the ....
I know I'm rubbish, fullstop.
You could be with me then. But when we get to overtake someone on that rare occasion (often a kid on a bike) it feels good0 -
Chris Bass wrote:team47b wrote:Chris Bass wrote:SloppySchleckonds wrote:HellsCyclist wrote:Went out for a ride a few days ago and I was feeling quite knackered. Was alright after 10 miles tho. Ended up doing 40 miles and actually felt more energetic after the ride than when I set out. I rode at my usual intensity and my typical rides are usually about 20 miles or so, but about 40 is my limit without food. Thought it was quite weird.
Whut
yeah, what he said.... whut?
if you cant do more than 40 miles without food you must cycle at about 200mph!!
...or a diabetic on insulin
ah yeah, hadnt thought of that, I feel bad now!
Didn't say it to make you feel bad
I can only go about 20 miles before I have to eat!my isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
Funny how some people see a thread about self deprecation as an excuse to belittle others...
Personally, I know I'm rubbish when club mates do 10 mile TTs quicker than I can do 5 mile descents!0 -
thegibdog wrote:Funny how some people see a thread about self deprecation as an excuse to belittle others...
This.
Some people just lack class I suppose.0 -
I just know I'm rubbish but I enjoy myself anyway!0
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Veronese68 wrote:I don't think the thread title needs the ....
I know I'm rubbish, fullstop.
Many thanks mate..!!0