Where is V Tech?

slowmart
slowmart Posts: 4,516
edited April 2014 in The cake stop
Prolific poster to nothing for a week or so which seems a shame as most of his output was sincere.
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  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    :D

    You're not from around 'ere are you boy?
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    team47b wrote:
    :D

    You're not from around 'ere are you boy?

    Stop, just stop whoever you are :D
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    OK, as it's you and you asked so nicely.
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,413
    he's clearly been twatted with the ban stick

    as for sincere, bwahahaha, i'm sure at one point i said you want working on boy, though it may have been someone else
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Velonutter
    Velonutter Posts: 2,437
    sungod wrote:
    he's clearly been twatted with the ban stick

    as for sincere, bwahahaha, i'm sure at one point i said you want working on boy, though it may have been someone else

    Nope :roll:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Slowmart wrote:
    Prolific poster to nothing for a week or so which seems a shame as most of his output was sincere.

    You're not allowed to mention the unmentionable :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    According to the newspapers he's being interviewed for the Man United job.
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    He's probably been out riding his bike :D
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  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,317
    It is a well knwn fact that bike forum users do not ride their bikes.
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  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Slowmart wrote:
    Prolific poster to nothing for a week or so which seems a shame as most of his output was sincere.

    Sincere but horse sh*t !

    Sorry, I assume we talking about those speaking kids toys ?
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,702
    MattC59 wrote:
    Slowmart wrote:
    Prolific poster to nothing for a week or so which seems a shame as most of his output was sincere.

    Sincere but horse sh*t !

    Sorry, I assume we talking about those speaking kids toys ?
    Tell me about it, I nearly broke my neck tripping over this bloody thing several times

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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,702
    And when they're old enough to walk unaided, it's just used as a battering ram type weapon.
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  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    Is this a new forum game - like where's wally?
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,702
    nathancom wrote:
    Is this a new forum game - like where's wally?
    Nope, Pinarello's been posting regularly.
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  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    nathancom wrote:
    Is this a new forum game - like where's wally?

    Just sent you a text.
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    SloppySchleckonds wrote:
    nathancom wrote:
    Is this a new forum game - like where's wally?

    Just sent you a text.

    is this a private thread or can anyone join in? if you are withholding evidence as to the wheabouts of said person you could be held in contempt of forum :wink:
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    edited April 2014
    Probably busy polishing his Porsches or flying his plane.
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  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Mr Goo wrote:
    Probably busy polishing his Porches or flying his plane.

    My parents had a porch built once, I guess its something older people aspire to.
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    I heard he got lost cutting the grass and can't find his way back to his back door.
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,317
    edited April 2014
    ...
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    edited April 2014
    florerider wrote:
    I heard he got lost cutting the grass and can't find his way back to his back door.

    Quite clearly not true as VTech would have someone who cuts his grass for him, probably MattC59 :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    I understand many of you may not like the guy for whatever reason, but is having a childish laugh at his expense really necessary? I thought this was a forum for adults?
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Like a centre for ants?
  • metronome
    metronome Posts: 670
    coriordan wrote:
    Like a centre for ants?

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  • BillyMansell
    BillyMansell Posts: 817
    MountainMonster wrote:
    I understand many of you may not like the guy for whatever reason, but is having a childish laugh at his expense really necessary? I thought this was a forum for adults?
    VTech made it very clear that no-one here has as much empathy for others as he does so people are only performing to type as a mark of respect to him.

    Anyway, what's this about having a laugh at his expense. What do you know as to his whereabouts that you're not telling us?
  • 4kicks
    4kicks Posts: 549
    Hes probably been holed up by the grammar police.

    I could quite happily plough through his rambling, ill-conceived, capitalistic, trolling, but every time he confused "their" with "there", and "its" with "it's" I just wanted to crawl down my ADLS line and beat him with his own (computer) mouse.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    You mean ADSL, surely?
  • 4kicks
    4kicks Posts: 549
    touche. I'm a computer illiterate, not a real illiterate.
    Fitter....healthier....more productive.....
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Shouldn't that be touché with an acute accent?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    And a capital T?
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