Weird Wednesday Thread...

bg13

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

bg13 wrote:

then two weeks skiing

Hmm....you made a Schumacher joke not too long ago, about him being a vegetable. Then you are going to go skiing. Lets hope Karma doesnt strike.

I will be sporting the latest in helmet technology, ask your mum about it, she knows all about my helmet!

Cookeh

bg13 wrote:

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

bg13 wrote:

then two weeks skiing

Hmm....you made a Schumacher joke not too long ago, about him being a vegetable. Then you are going to go skiing. Lets hope Karma doesnt strike.

I will be sporting the latest in helmet technology, ask your mum about it, she knows all about my helmet!

Have we gone back to 2000? Your mum jokes? Really?!

bg13

Cookeh wrote:

bg13 wrote:

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

bg13 wrote:

then two weeks skiing

Hmm....you made a Schumacher joke not too long ago, about him being a vegetable. Then you are going to go skiing. Lets hope Karma doesnt strike.

I will be sporting the latest in helmet technology, ask your mum about it, she knows all about my helmet!

Have we gone back to 2000? Your mum jokes? Really?!

Not a joke!

gt-arrowhead

My mum gets cussed at least 5 times a day on here. I cant even be bothered to reply to it anymore :P But ill show you how to do it old school style.

bg13, Your mum is so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt on. Your mum is so fat, when she steps on the scales her telephone number pops up. Your mum is so fat i ran out of petrol trying to swerve around her. Your mum is so dumb she got run over by a parked car. Your mum is so fat she has her own postcode....blah blah blah. I have loads that ive remembered.

bg13

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

My mum gets cussed at least 5 times a day on here. I cant even be bothered to reply to it anymore :P But ill show you how to do it old school style.

bg13, Your mum is so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt on. Your mum is so fat, when she steps on the scales her telephone number pops up. Your mum is so fat i ran out of petrol trying to swerve around her. Your mum is so dumb she got run over by a parked car. Your mum is so fat she has her own postcode....blah blah blah. I have loads that ive remembered.

On a bitterly cold winter morning Gts mum and dad were
listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say,

"We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your
> car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snow ploughs can
> get through.
>
> "So Gts mum went out and moved her car.
>
> A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the Radio
> announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You
> must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow
> ploughs can get through.
>
"Gts mum went out and moved her car again"
>
> The next week they are again having breakfast, when the Radio
> announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.You
> must
park...."
>
Then the electric power went out. Gts mum was very upset, and
> with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do.
>
Which side of the street do I need to park on so the Snow ploughs can
> get through?"
>
> Then with love and understanding in his voice Gts dad replied,
>
> "Why don't you just leave the bloody car in the garage this Time."

welshkev

Cookeh wrote:

bg13 wrote:

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

bg13 wrote:

then two weeks skiing

Hmm....you made a Schumacher joke not too long ago, about him being a vegetable. Then you are going to go skiing. Lets hope Karma doesnt strike.

I will be sporting the latest in helmet technology, ask your mum about it, she knows all about my helmet!

Have we gone back to 2000? Your mum jokes? Really?!

who the fark are you?

arran77

welshkev wrote:

Cookeh wrote:

bg13 wrote:

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

bg13 wrote:

then two weeks skiing

Hmm....you made a Schumacher joke not too long ago, about him being a vegetable. Then you are going to go skiing. Lets hope Karma doesnt strike.

I will be sporting the latest in helmet technology, ask your mum about it, she knows all about my helmet!

Have we gone back to 2000? Your mum jokes? Really?!

who the fark are you?

GT's Mum's love child.

pesky_jones

welshkev wrote:

Cookeh wrote:

bg13 wrote:

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

bg13 wrote:

then two weeks skiing

Hmm....you made a Schumacher joke not too long ago, about him being a vegetable. Then you are going to go skiing. Lets hope Karma doesnt strike.

I will be sporting the latest in helmet technology, ask your mum about it, she knows all about my helmet!

Have we gone back to 2000? Your mum jokes? Really?!

who the fark are you?

Must be new. Gt's mum never gets old. Well she does, but she is like a fine wine and is enjoyed at a dinner party.

danchandler

We got ragged into the office at work for producing £5k with of scrap work tops on suicide Tuesday. Not a good week so far