The Friday night 'squares' thread

pinnopinno Posts: 37,627
edited October 2019 in The bottom bracket
Not going out? Well here is your slot to pour scorn on those tosspots who chose to go out and have fun, the b****rds.

...and they I bet you they will stagger in later and log on here.
S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
W - Wiggle Honda

"This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year."
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  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 5,607
    The dirty, rotten, childless sons of motherless goats! How dare they go out and have fun. Just to spite them, we should all go to bed early so there's no one here when they get back from the pub.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,889
    Ha! While they're out getting drunk and pulling, I'm going to do the washing up and then study geology for a couple of hours. Now THAT'S a good Friday night.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Keep the noise down you two, its getting a bit rowdie in here for my liking :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinnopinno Posts: 37,627
    johnfinch wrote:
    Ha! While they're out getting drunk and pulling, I'm going to do the washing up and then study geology for a couple of hours. Now THAT'S a good Friday night.

    What are the best sort of rocks for a good quality riot? I mean, not too heavy, not too light.
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year."
  • davieseedaviesee Posts: 6,473
    Going out on a Friday night is for those who need to go out to get laid.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 5,607
    daviesee wrote:
    Going out on a Friday night is for those who need to go out to get laid.
    Laters everyone :D

    Disappearing footsteps, forum door creaks open, then slams shut.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,889
    johnfinch wrote:
    Ha! While they're out getting drunk and pulling, I'm going to do the washing up and then study geology for a couple of hours. Now THAT'S a good Friday night.

    What are the best sort of rocks for a good quality riot? I mean, not too heavy, not too light.

    Gneiss will do the trick, er, nicely.
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,028
    Missus on laptop doing school work, me on iPad talking to you plebs, autumn watch on tv, stella in hand... What could be more fun than that
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,028
    ... And have you noticed how Martin always gets sent out into the woods while Chris and michaela get to snuggle up on the settee together?
  • Mikey23 wrote:
    Missus on laptop perving on Facebook...

    FTFY :D


    "I like riding in my car, it's not quite a Jaguar."
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 37,602
    daviesee wrote:
    Going out on a Friday night is for those who need to go out to get laid.
    Won't the hookers travel where you are?
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  • davieseedaviesee Posts: 6,473
    edited November 2013
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    Going out on a Friday night is for those who need to go out to get laid.
    Won't the hookers travel where you are?
    Never needed to pay for it in my life.

    Not up front anyway. :wink:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 37,602
    daviesee wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    Going out on a Friday night is for those who need to go out to get laid.
    Won't the hookers travel where you are?
    Never paid for it in my life.

    Not up front anyway. :wink:
    So is that performance related pay, or are the local hookers so skanky that they pay you? :P
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  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,028
    @bg... Definitely lesson plans
  • davieseedaviesee Posts: 6,473
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    So is that performance related pay, or are the local hookers so skanky that they pay you? :P
    No experience of hookers. I will bow down to your experience of how things work.

    Anyway, gotta go. The wife is calling.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 37,627
    An inane thread inspired by a moment of bollox and this is what it turns into. Result.
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year."
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,028
    Makes you very proud ;-)
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 17,813
    Been out and now back - so..........

    What did I miss on Autumn watch!
  • pinnopinno Posts: 37,627
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Makes you very proud ;-)

    How fragile and pathetic the male ego, eh? :wink:

    BTW, does your OH know that you compared her with a yak? Or is that nasal hair actually springy one's 'cos you been a playing pirates?
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year."
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,028
    @m ... Oh for fox sake

    Saw an owl in the distance, a fox in the distance, deer in the distance, red squirrel in the distance, michaela smiled a lot, Chris tried to get off with her, Martin did some stuff in the woods...
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,028
    @p .. No and no
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    I'm back, been out celebrating my birthday, I know it was last friday but thought I was now entitled to...I can't remember what I was going to...I'm back, been out celebrating my birthday, have I done that before...I'm back, been out celebrating my birthday...what did I miss? :D
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  • pinnopinno Posts: 37,627
    team47b wrote:
    I'm back, been out celebrating my birthday, I know it was last friday but thought I was now entitled to...I can't remember what I was going to...I'm back, been out celebrating my birthday, have I done that before...I'm back, been out celebrating my birthday...what did I miss? :D

    Well not the crate of Cava obviously.
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year."
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Well because I didn't go out I'm up with the larks and ready to go :wink:

    Is it too early for shed building, do you think using the chop saw will wind the neighbours up much :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • davieseedaviesee Posts: 6,473
    arran77 wrote:
    Well because I didn't go out I'm up with the larks and ready to go :wink:

    Is it too early for shed building, do you think using the chop saw will wind the neighbours up much :lol:
    Give the lawn a last cut before the sawing begins?

    Personally, I am going out on the bike*.


    *No, thats not a euphemism.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    daviesee wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Well because I didn't go out I'm up with the larks and ready to go :wink:

    Is it too early for shed building, do you think using the chop saw will wind the neighbours up much :lol:
    Give the lawn a last cut before the sawing begins?

    Personally, I am going out on the bike*.


    *No, thats not a euphemism.

    Lawns a bit wet, maybe I'll get the leaf blower out instead, that'll teach them all for going out on a Friday night and having a good time :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 17,813
    arran77 wrote:
    Well because I didn't go out I'm up with the larks and ready to go :wink:

    My kids don't care if I go out and always get up with the larks :(
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Well because I didn't go out I'm up with the larks and ready to go :wink:

    My kids don't care if I go out and always get up with the larks :(

    Haha, kids, they're all the same :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,028
    Till they become teenagers and you can't get them up before lunchtime...

    @d... Going out on the bike? Euphemism or not, it must be against forum rules to mention the b word?
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 17,813
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Till they become teenagers and you can't get them up before lunchtime...

    I will be knackered by then!
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