I have been on a Whisky diet. It's working, i've lost a week already.
put the rohypnol in the wrong glass?
I know, keep getting the EPO, Viagra and Nandrolone mixed up.
Mmmmm, have you tried it with crushed ice, fresh mint, lime and a little sugar?
Nope, but I have had it with Irn Bru, crushed Haggis, fresh methadone, limewash and a essence of deep fried battered Mars bar. It's called Pharmacy stew.
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
I have been on a Whisky diet. It's working, i've lost a week already.
put the rohypnol in the wrong glass?
I know, keep getting the EPO, Viagra and Nandrolone mixed up.
Mmmmm, have you tried it with crushed ice, fresh mint, lime and a little sugar?
Nope, but I have had it with Irn Bru, crushed Haggis, fresh methadone, limewash and a essence of deep fried battered Mars bar. It's called Pharmacy stew.
BTW, where are those pesky crudders gone?
You make a mean cocktail Mr P.
Do you think they're only crudders because their @rses are too fat for Lycra? If I was trying to hide something unsightly I'd probably opt for baggy clothes.
I know, keep getting the EPO, Viagra and Nandrolone mixed up.
Mmmmm, have you tried it with crushed ice, fresh mint, lime and a little sugar?
Nope, but I have had it with Irn Bru, crushed Haggis, fresh methadone, limewash and a essence of deep fried battered Mars bar. It's called Pharmacy stew.
BTW, where are those pesky crudders gone?
You make a mean cocktail Mr P.
Do you think they're only crudders because their @rses are too fat for Lycra? If I was trying to hide something unsightly I'd probably opt for baggy clothes.
They have to cover up deformed unsightly bits because, well - just go into the CC forum and they are all chatting about shagging someone;s sisters mums aunt etc etc. They are all related to each other, if you know what I mean
Boro is a great place for a night out. Don't knock it. You Southern softy flappity shorts brigade will get a proper taste of up Norf and be converted to cheep honest beer, cheep honest women and none of the Cappofrappocinolatte skinny moccas mallarchy.
Boro is a great place for a night out. Don't knock it. You Southern softy flappity shorts brigade will get a proper taste of up Norf and be converted to cheep honest beer, cheep honest women and none of the Cappofrappocinolatte skinny moccas mallarchy.
I know, I grew up here - I'm no more Southern than you are jock
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
Boro is a great place for a night out. Don't knock it. You Southern softy flappity shorts brigade will get a proper taste of up Norf and be converted to cheep honest beer, cheep honest women and none of the Cappofrappocinolatte skinny moccas mallarchy.
I know, I grew up here - I'm no more Southern than you are jock
Respect for the Mak 'em.
BTW - I am Southern - Southern hemispherical origin gentleman (SHOG).
I know, keep getting the EPO, Viagra and Nandrolone mixed up.
Mmmmm, have you tried it with crushed ice, fresh mint, lime and a little sugar?
Nope, but I have had it with Irn Bru, crushed Haggis, fresh methadone, limewash and a essence of deep fried battered Mars bar. It's called Pharmacy stew.
BTW, where are those pesky crudders gone?
You make a mean cocktail Mr P.
Do you think they're only crudders because their @rses are too fat for Lycra? If I was trying to hide something unsightly I'd probably opt for baggy clothes.
They have to cover up deformed unsightly bits because, well - just go into the CC forum and they are all chatting about shagging someone;s sisters mums aunt etc etc. They are all related to each other, if you know what I mean
show some pics of your mum/sister/wife/civil partner..... and we can let you know if they have visited the gene pool mix and match of the CC
I know, keep getting the EPO, Viagra and Nandrolone mixed up.
Mmmmm, have you tried it with crushed ice, fresh mint, lime and a little sugar?
Nope, but I have had it with Irn Bru, crushed Haggis, fresh methadone, limewash and a essence of deep fried battered Mars bar. It's called Pharmacy stew.
BTW, where are those pesky crudders gone?
You make a mean cocktail Mr P.
Do you think they're only crudders because their @rses are too fat for Lycra? If I was trying to hide something unsightly I'd probably opt for baggy clothes.
They have to cover up deformed unsightly bits because, well - just go into the CC forum and they are all chatting about shagging someone;s sisters mums aunt etc etc. They are all related to each other, if you know what I mean
show some pics of your mum/sister/wife/civil partner..... and we can let you know if they have visited the gene pool mix and match of the CC
He'd only need one pic as one person meets the entire relationship criteria
I know, keep getting the EPO, Viagra and Nandrolone mixed up.
Mmmmm, have you tried it with crushed ice, fresh mint, lime and a little sugar?
Nope, but I have had it with Irn Bru, crushed Haggis, fresh methadone, limewash and a essence of deep fried battered Mars bar. It's called Pharmacy stew.
BTW, where are those pesky crudders gone?
You make a mean cocktail Mr P.
Do you think they're only crudders because their @rses are too fat for Lycra? If I was trying to hide something unsightly I'd probably opt for baggy clothes.
They have to cover up deformed unsightly bits because, well - just go into the CC forum and they are all chatting about shagging someone;s sisters mums aunt etc etc. They are all related to each other, if you know what I mean
show some pics of your mum/sister/wife/civil partner..... and we can let you know if they have visited the gene pool mix and match of the CC
He'd only need one pic as one person meets the entire relationship criteria
He posted a pic of her in his D Lock Advice thread in Crudcatcher, I told him what I'd do to her
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
He posted a pic of her in his D Lock Advice thread in Crudcatcher, I told him what I'd do to her
I just bumped your hand job up the list as a new year gesture. £200 quid for a hand job - that's a bit steep innit?!
It's quite a hand job I can tell you :P
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
I'm interspersing the fun with fettling the BFe (and no that's not a euphemism for anything)
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
I have hardly watched TV over the last 2 weeks and I don't feel like I have missed anything...hang on, wrong thread.
My sister, my dear sister bought the OH and I a bottle of wine. She likes to be posh so she spends loads of money. We sat down to Tortilla wraps last night and opened this bottle of Shiraz. I have never tasted such a horrible bottle of wine in my life.
I think i'll donate her to the crudders, Must go, the Tagliatelli is just about cooked.
Get you with your Shiraz and tagliatelle, it's red wine and pasta :P
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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put the rohypnol in the wrong glass?
I know, keep getting the EPO, Viagra and Nandrolone mixed up.
Nope, but I have had it with Irn Bru, crushed Haggis, fresh methadone, limewash and a essence of deep fried battered Mars bar. It's called Pharmacy stew.
BTW, where are those pesky crudders gone?
I'm still lurking :twisted:
seanoconn
Do you think they're only crudders because their @rses are too fat for Lycra? If I was trying to hide something unsightly I'd probably opt for baggy clothes.
'Lurking' - sounds about right.
They have to cover up deformed unsightly bits because, well - just go into the CC forum and they are all chatting about shagging someone;s sisters mums aunt etc etc. They are all related to each other, if you know what I mean
Respect for the Mak 'em.
BTW - I am Southern - Southern hemispherical origin gentleman (SHOG).
I was out on my bike trying out my new castelli gear............. urm, I mean I was getting rad in my baggy shorts and not at all out in lycra
show some pics of your mum/sister/wife/civil partner..... and we can let you know if they have visited the gene pool mix and match of the CC
He posted a pic of her in his D Lock Advice thread in Crudcatcher, I told him what I'd do to her
seanoconn
I just bumped your hand job up the list as a new year gesture. £200 quid for a hand job - that's a bit steep innit?!
It's quite a hand job I can tell you :P
seanoconn
I have heard it said that the difference between a good hand job and an egg, is that you can beat an egg.
Telly and remains of Christmas booze here
Now watching Elf... Things are definitely looking up!
I'm interspersing the fun with fettling the BFe (and no that's not a euphemism for anything)
seanoconn
My sister, my dear sister bought the OH and I a bottle of wine. She likes to be posh so she spends loads of money. We sat down to Tortilla wraps last night and opened this bottle of Shiraz. I have never tasted such a horrible bottle of wine in my life.
I think i'll donate her to the crudders, Must go, the Tagliatelli is just about cooked.
seanoconn
I had the Shiraz last night. Well, some of it - the rest i'll put in the screen wash bottle.
Boy, that tagliatelli was A1.