Well because I didn't go out I'm up with the larks and ready to go
I stayed in too, but due to the bottle of red I sat and drank, I'm still in bed with a cup of tea
I may need another bottle this morning, to prepare me for the financial onslaught that will be Mrs C. Dragging me round shops to start furnishing the nursery !! :shock:
Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
Well because I didn't go out I'm up with the larks and ready to go
I stayed in too, but due to the bottle of red I sat and drank, I'm still in bed with a cup of tea
I may need another bottle this morning, to prepare me for the financial onslaught that will be Mrs C. Dragging me round shops to start furnishing the nursery !! :shock:
don't go - its the safest way, your opinion isn't really wanted, concentrate on the pram (disc brakes and titanium frame)
Well because I didn't go out I'm up with the larks and ready to go
I stayed in too, but due to the bottle of red I sat and drank, I'm still in bed with a cup of tea
I may need another bottle this morning, to prepare me for the financial onslaught that will be Mrs C. Dragging me round shops to start furnishing the nursery !! :shock:
don't go - its the safest way, your opinion isn't really wanted, concentrate on the pram (disc brakes and titanium frame)
The pushchair now has Brooks leather bar tape on it instead of the foam grips
Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
@A77 - yeah get out the chop saw and chainsaw and just start the mower up and rev it. Get your Brixton briefcase and blast out Radio 1 as loud as you can.
When faced with being dragged round the shops by women - head for the husband creche (pub)
That is the only sane choice - for both parties.
I've done just that this afternoon - wife and daughter (who's just 'discovered' shopping) were both out destroying my hard earned wedge and it'd be too distressing to watch. I bought a couple of things on the way back, but only essentials you understand...
@A77 - yeah get out the chop saw and chainsaw and just start the mower up and rev it. Get your Brixton briefcase and blast out Radio 1 as loud as you can.
Nothing really to use the chainsaw on at the moment but I guess I could have just stood there like Chevy Chase 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation' stylee
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
Not again! Where's my pipe and slippers, I give up!
Daviesee probably has them
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
Sorry I missed the party, I will try and be around next Friday to offer my support as long as someone can PM me to let me know which one of these 'Sundays' is Friday
I'm under the weather looks like I'm in with you sadsacks for the evening...what do you do for fun around here. Does mikey get s hitfaced and hurl expletive offensive abuse around?! Does Soni get his moobs out for perusal? What's the deal?
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I stayed in too, but due to the bottle of red I sat and drank, I'm still in bed with a cup of tea
I may need another bottle this morning, to prepare me for the financial onslaught that will be Mrs C. Dragging me round shops to start furnishing the nursery !! :shock:
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
don't go - its the safest way, your opinion isn't really wanted, concentrate on the pram (disc brakes and titanium frame)
The pushchair now has Brooks leather bar tape on it instead of the foam grips
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
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Panzer
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"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
Good luck.
Actually this is the only real thing that will make a huge difference:
BTW Not a breast pump you perv
Is a god send - f*ck using Milton.
@A77 - yeah get out the chop saw and chainsaw and just start the mower up and rev it. Get your Brixton briefcase and blast out Radio 1 as loud as you can.
Bruiser
Panzer
Commuter
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
Nothing really to use the chainsaw on at the moment but I guess I could have just stood there like Chevy Chase 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation' stylee
seanoconn
Bruiser
Panzer
Commuter
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
Bruiser
Panzer
Commuter
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
Give up on what exactly?
Daviesee probably has them
seanoconn
What?!!? You mean to say that you're going against your natural Womble instinct? I think you need a Womble shrink.
That's it! I'm of to the pub
Been to a funeral this morning, had a couple of pints "early doors" and I'm back in avoiding children in need now.
I'll take my nu nu out to christen it tomorra, I can't wait any longer.
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
Bruiser
Panzer
Commuter
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
'Ello sad farq, what the farq have you been up to?
Bruiser
Panzer
Commuter
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
Have you guys been missing my cheery banter then?
You actually want an answer?
Just assumed you had been hospitalised.