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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,452
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Whats on Spanish TV tonight Mikey?
    Thought you'd be able to tell us that?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Paella crap
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,317
    "...Th th th th th no scorchio..., esta Bry an Adams th th th th th"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Just finished the washing up, now to plan my trip to Crawley tomorrow.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c38FY3pU-4I
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Missus out, son out, 120 done this week so no pressure to ride and weather still pants, takeaway korma, Stella and Joni on the bose... Bliss
  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 3,954
    Stella Mikey? please say it isn't so...
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,400
    On my way home. I'm covered in blood and it's not mine :D Very good night :D
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,860
    seanoconn wrote:
    On my way home. I'm covered in blood and it's not mine :D Very good night :D

    menstrual cycle ride?

    No staying at home for me last night, but as we had the kids we were back home by 9pm :(
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,400
    matthew h wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    On my way home. I'm covered in blood and it's not mine :D Very good night :D

    menstrual cycle ride?
    Yup :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    On my way home. I'm covered in blood and it's not mine :D Very good night :D

    menstrual cycle ride?
    Yup :lol:

    I thought you were of an age where you've gone through the 'change' :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,452
    seanoconn wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    On my way home. I'm covered in blood and it's not mine :D Very good night :D

    menstrual cycle ride?
    Yup :lol:
    Could have been worse if you'd been starfish trooping :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,317
    Arran needs some bits and bobs. I need new bearings and cones and I thought I would go fully ceramic*. Time we sent Sean back to 'A' wing to flaunt his rusty bullet hole.
    *BTW Crudders, that's not a euphemism for tiling your whole bathroom, it is a bit more complicated than that. i won't explain because you won't understand. I cannot explain it in terms of 'mud'. 'air', GT Arrowheads mum, 'dude', hairy legs and 'gnarly' so you're fooked on that one.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,452
    He'll have to do a fair bit of time in the showers with Bubba as I want a downhill bike and they don't come cheap.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,317
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    He'll have to do a fair bit of time in the showers with Bubba as I want a downhill bike and they don't come cheap.

    Well, we should put a plan together for a decent stretch.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,452
    Just hang around the bogs on Wimbledon Common after dark with a camera and Bob's your uncle.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,400
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Just hang around the bogs on Wimbledon Common after dark with a camera and Bob's your uncle.
    My uncle's called John :?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,400
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    He'll have to do a fair bit of time in the showers with Bubba as I want a downhill bike and they don't come cheap.
    I keep a firm grip on my soap so you might be waiting a while :wink:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,452
    Keep quiet FFS, you're spoiling my cunning plan to get Pinno into A wing instead :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    .. But precisely how do you keep a firm grip on your soap
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,317
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Keep quiet FFS, you're spoiling my cunning plan to get Pinno into A wing instead :wink:

    No 'tightarse' is my middle name, I learnt from the locals . I'm so tight, I squeak when I walk. Anything that comes near the potential uphill gardening area of my body gets pulverised.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Tenerife on Friday. Never been before.
    Sun sea and ..er probably more sun for me. :lol:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,452
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Tenerife on Friday. Never been before.
    Sun sea and ..er probably more sun for me. :lol:
    Make sure you head into Playas de las Americas to soak up the night time culture :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,317
    Sunny in Barcelona tomorrow. Off to the zoo with the little one's.

    Watch that sun Bally - keep your nose wet and salt water is not good for the fur.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Sunny in Barcelona tomorrow. Off to the zoo with the little one's.

    Watch that sun Bally - keep your nose wet and salt water is not good for the fur.

    Looking forward to foraging in Spanish bins with Mavis Vixen.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,452
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Keep quiet FFS, you're spoiling my cunning plan to get Pinno into A wing instead :wink:

    No 'tightarse' is my middle name, I learnt from the locals . I'm so tight, I squeak when I walk. Anything that comes near the potential uphill gardening area of my body gets pulverised.
    How exactly do the locals know that your arse is so tight? :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,317
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Keep quiet FFS, you're spoiling my cunning plan to get Pinno into A wing instead :wink:

    No 'tightarse' is my middle name, I learnt from the locals . I'm so tight, I squeak when I walk. Anything that comes near the potential uphill gardening area of my body gets pulverised.
    How exactly do the locals know that your ars* is so tight? :wink:

    Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,452
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Keep quiet FFS, you're spoiling my cunning plan to get Pinno into A wing instead :wink:

    No 'tightarse' is my middle name, I learnt from the locals . I'm so tight, I squeak when I walk. Anything that comes near the potential uphill gardening area of my body gets pulverised.
    How exactly do the locals know that your ars* is so tight? :wink:

    Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak...
    They should have used more lube.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
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    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Quiet, you'll make Stevo jealous
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,317
    Up at 7.45 Spanish time. Eat. Put the girls together. Check flat. Drive 2 hrs to Barcelona. Wait 2hrs for flight. Fly for 2hrs 30 mins. F*****ng turbulence over las Pirineos was worse than a cycle ride on a cobbled rollercoaster. Check out at Newcastle, 4 hr drive 'home'. Rain, wind... humph. 8pm GMT. 13 hr day.

    Meh....now what?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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