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Man Tries To Smuggle Fish In His Trousers

arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
edited August 2013 in The cake stop
http://news.sky.com/story/1134976/nz-man-tries-to-smuggle-fish-in-his-trousers
A man's attempt to smuggle live tropical fish into New Zealand in his trouser pockets floundered when water was spotted dripping from his clothes, officials have said.

That's more Sun journalism than Sky!!

Still, sounds like a load of old carp to me :lol:
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

seanoconn

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  • meursaultmeursault Posts: 1,433
    arran77 wrote:
    http://news.sky.com/story/1134976/nz-man-tries-to-smuggle-fish-in-his-trousers
    A man's attempt to smuggle live tropical fish into New Zealand in his trouser pockets floundered when water was spotted dripping from his clothes, officials have said.

    That's more Sun journalism than Sky!!

    Still, sounds like a load of old carp to me :lol:

    Sounds like a Pike Milligan novel.
    Superstition sets the whole world in flames; philosophy quenches them.

    Voltaire
  • mrfpbmrfpb Posts: 4,542
    Cod we hold back a bit on the fish puns. This aint the plaice for them.
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    they said...'ullo john gotta new motor :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,628
    Apparently he did it to throw his wife off track. He needed an excuse to cover up the smell of tuna coming from his nether regions after he had been with a ropey bird, the town bike. It is said that Fred Astaire had a similar problem, but in his case, his c0ck smelt of ginger.
  • Ballysmate wrote:
    his c0ck smelt of ginger.

    Vtec?
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • thomthomthomthom Posts: 3,574
    Hm, something fishy about this.
  • cornerblockcornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Yes it could be a load of Pollock's.
  • meursaultmeursault Posts: 1,433
    some of you are skate-ing on thin ice
    Superstition sets the whole world in flames; philosophy quenches them.

    Voltaire
  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,739
    I think that this is a fishy tail, straight from the pike's mouth. I trout its actually true though the sturgeons wife told
    me another story that was a red herring in anyones brook.
    I can't make head nor tail of it, maybe his drink was spiked. I won't fall for it - i'm too long in the sharks tooth to believe it.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • BobbinogsBobbinogs Posts: 4,841
    I heard it was just a codpiece
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