Dob in a doper aka UCI Doping hotline

Richmond Racer

no one posted this yet so...

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/uci-to- ... for-riders


That nasty doubting Frankie Andreu is sceptical. Well, when I say sceptical... 'I think it's a sh7t idea'


http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/andreu- ... ng-hotline

above_the_cows

Yes because just like the UK government's 'shop a benefit cheat' hotline people never use it to grass up people they don't like.

I can just see it:

Sometime in early March 2013...

Ring, ring, ring, ring...

"Hallo, I callet you to lest you no that Tom has been tacking moar than just coke a cola this time."

(With apologies to Cancellara :oops: )

salsiccia1

As usual an irreverent take on it by NY Velocity

http://nyvelocity.com/toto

thegibdog

Liked Hutch's tweets about this:

@Doctor_Hutch wrote:

UCI doping hotline: 'If amphetamine abuse is making you feel jittery, press 1 repeatedly.'

@Doctor_Hutch wrote:

UCI dope hotline: 'If human growth hormone has given you hands like breadboards, press buttons 1 to 9 simultaneously.'