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pinno
pinno Posts: 52,441
edited September 2012 in The bottom bracket
... of the most miserable kind.

I suggest making up the script of an episode of Steptoes and Son 2012, bicycle style. So I will start.
Act one, scene one:

Mid summer, Its 5.30am and the roof is leaking...

Steptoe: Fink i'll have to sell that bike of yours to pay for the roof to be fixed...
seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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  • CanalRider
    CanalRider Posts: 194
    'arold: Fuck off!
    --
    Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,441
    Steptoe: S'only made up of scaffoldin' and two dustbin lids, wot ya worried abou' ?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    'arold: fark off!
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Steptoe: but it's a Scaffold Pole-arello, worth a bleedin' packet, bought it on ebay!
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • lucan
    lucan Posts: 339
    Hang on, Harold and Steptoe are one and the same person. Is he talking to himself? A soliloquy, perchance?
    Summer: Kuota Kebel
    Winter: GT Series3
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    All the world’s a stage,
    and all the men and women merely players,
    or may we dare to cram within this wooden O
    the very casques that did affright the air at Agincourt?
    you dirty ol' man.


    Soliloquy For Two
    by Roderick T. Long
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Harrrrolllld
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,441
    Steptoe: Neeeeee. Your no son of mine, leaving me to die slowly of starvation sitting here under a drip from the ceiling 'cos you won't sell that bike that you never ride and is'nt worth much. Better watch you don't wake up and find me dead !
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Harold: I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Now if you'll excuse me I have to get ready for a rendezvous with a very attractive bit of olympic crumpet, whom if I play my cards right might just come back here for a go on my....

    Steptoe: Chopper?

    Harold: I was going to say Chinarello -

    Steptoe: Yes, but you meant chopper.

    Harold: You are a dirty little old man. Now if you'll excuse me, father, I have a date with a lady of breeding and culture and savoir faire.

    Steptoe: Don't forget your johnnies....they're in the draw next to my teeth.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,441
    Steptoe cont... : I see, so your going to sell the bike so that you can purchase performance enhancing drugs for your dodgy date with a poor unsuspecting disabled athlete ?... I know those little blue pills with a 'V' stamped in them that I keep finding in the empty baked bean tin... The place will be locked when you get back, that'll teach ya.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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