Man bits and electric trimmers..

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  • jds_1981
    jds_1981 Posts: 1,858
    UndercoverElephant wrote:
    jds_1981 wrote:
    They repeat this thwack & rub motion until satisfied.

    You sure it was your ears you were getting done? In fact, you sure he was a barber?

    I *fairly sure* it was the "New Image" barber to the left, rather than the "Thai Sauna" to the right
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  • Paul E
    Paul E Posts: 2,052
    No one is going to thwack my love spud area with a lighted cotton wool ball in this lifetime thank you very much
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,073
    Whilst were all focus on the jewels area any advise for saddle sores the size of a babies head?

    17 miles each way is very tiring stood up
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • Paul E
    Paul E Posts: 2,052
    itboffin wrote:
    Whilst were all focus on the jewels area any advise for saddle sores the size of a babies head?

    17 miles each way is very tiring stood up

    I can't remember the name, but I got a small bottle of this paste for drawing out boils from a pharmacy, I applied that a few times, a few hot baths too and when it was ready to pop I gave it a good squeeze, painful but the relief after was amazing and then I slathered it with sudocreme, I had to stop riding for a bit as it was quite painful.
  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    sounds like a job for the wife.
    Dolan Mythos
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,073
    Ah thanks I have some of that paste I think
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • sketchley
    sketchley Posts: 4,238
    UndercoverElephant wrote:
    jds_1981 wrote:
    They repeat this thwack & rub motion until satisfied.

    You sure it was your ears you were getting done? In fact, you sure he was a barber?

    Turkish barber on old street opposite LSO St. Luke's does this.....
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    Chris

    Genesis Equilibrium - FCN 3/4/5
  • sketchley
    sketchley Posts: 4,238
    itboffin wrote:
    Whilst were all focus on the jewels area any advise for saddle sores the size of a babies head?

    17 miles each way is very tiring stood up

    Sudocrem nappy rash cream from super drug and other good shops..... Good alternative to chamois cream much much cheaper than the posh cycling stuff too.....

    http://www.sudocrem.co.uk/
    --
    Chris

    Genesis Equilibrium - FCN 3/4/5
  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    sudocreme is okay in the comfort of your own home but applying to lycra is a mess. assos chamois cream is the dogs.
    Dolan Mythos
  • cyclingprop
    cyclingprop Posts: 2,426
    clarkey cat wrote:
    sudocreme is okay in the comfort of your own home but applying to lycra is a mess. assos chamois cream is the dogs jism.

    Wash your mouth out or I'll tell DDD.
    What do you mean you think 64cm is a big frame?
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    itboffin wrote:
    Whilst were all focus on the jewels area any advise for saddle sores the size of a babies head?

    17 miles each way is very tiring stood up

    Daktacort cream

    http://www.boots.com/en/Daktacort-Hydro ... 15g_11591/

    It's the proper stuff.

    I also lance mine with a needle and squeeze - this hurts a LOT.
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

    What would Thora Hurd do?
  • Paul E
    Paul E Posts: 2,052
    Just found the stuff I used to draw it out to pop it

    http://www.boots.com/en/Boots-magnesium-sulphate-paste-50g_865677
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    Note to self: don't read "man bits" threads about boils and saddlesores and squeezing when eating a bedtime bagel and Philadelphia.
    Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,073
    Sexy times eh!? :roll:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    saddle sores?!

    i dont think ive ever had one, sure its not a trapped hair or summit?
    Keeping it classy since '83
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    I missed this and I have to admit I wanted to post bad!

    I nair it all every two weeks. The freshness is amazing, although be prepared to get funny looks in the shower.

    If you must shave make sure (I found this out at Uni when Loaded explained how to shave with a Mach 3) you make your balls go tight and then go over gently.

    As for the line where you should stop. Do it all, go bald, if you stop at a little hedge front it'll look like you put too much effort into styling it. We all know real men go for one level all over and be done with it.
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    Daktacort cream

    http://www.boots.com/en/Daktacort-Hydro ... 15g_11591/

    It's the proper stuff.


    I use this stuff on the fungal excema I have on my back. A layer of this - then a layer of epiderm. Sorts me right out. Never thought of using it on my bottom.
    Dolan Mythos
  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    saddle sores?!

    i dont think ive ever had one, sure its not a trapped hair or summit?

    In Half Man Half Bike barely a page goes by without a detailed description of Eddy Merckx's bum boils.
    Dolan Mythos
  • Wrath Rob
    Wrath Rob Posts: 2,918
    I'm finding out way more than I ever wanted to know on this thread...
    FCN3: Titanium Qoroz.
  • spasypaddy
    spasypaddy Posts: 5,180
    ive moved onto a wet razor. much better
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  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    spasypaddy wrote:
    ive moved onto a wet razor. much better

    The ever present danger of catching do it for you?

    Fully supportive, like danger wanking whilst the wife is out but the door is unlocked.
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

    What would Thora Hurd do?
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,073
    I wondered how long it would take before we drifted to the subject of your behind the closed doors extra activities.
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    itboffin wrote:
    I wondered how long it would take before we drifted to the subject of your behind the closed doors extra activities.

    How have you been waiting?
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

    What would Thora Hurd do?
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    Greg T wrote:
    TailWindHome wrote:
    Someone start a thread which will get people posting!


    For the love of God! Six days later and you guys are STILL posting about pubes and bums and balls and stuff?! and on two different threads! Go and ride your bikes! :roll:
    Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity
  • nich
    nich Posts: 888
    Apply VEET liberally.

    But do check the reviews first ;)

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews ... ewpoints=1
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    msmancunia wrote:
    For the love of God! Six days later.....

    and yet you are still watching . . occasionally joining in but mainly - watching
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

    What would Thora Hurd do?
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,073
    As we're back on topic I'm really suffer now its actually bad enough to stop cycling for a while :-$
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    msmancunia wrote:
    Greg T wrote:
    TailWindHome wrote:
    Someone start a thread which will get people posting!


    For the love of God! Six days later and you guys are STILL posting about pubes and bums and balls and stuff?! and on two different threads! Go and ride your bikes! :roll:

    I found out WHILE cycling!

    So put that in your pipe and shave it, with perhaps some soothing cream afterwards....
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    I missed this and I have to admit I wanted to post bad!

    I nair it all every two weeks. The freshness is amazing, although be prepared to get funny looks in the shower.

    If you must shave make sure (I found this out at Uni when Loaded explained how to shave with a Mach 3) you make your balls go tight and then go over gently.

    As for the line where you should stop. Do it all, go bald, if you stop at a little hedge front it'll look like you put too much effort into styling it. We all know real men go for one level all over and be done with it.

    Wait?

    What????

    You shave yer nadgers in the public SHOWER????? :shock: :shock: :shock:

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    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,954
    Greg T wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    For the love of God! Six days later.....

    and yet you are still watching . . occasionally joining in but mainly - watching
    Not surprisingly, the thought of middle aged men in lycra with betty swollocks is irresistible to most women. FACT.
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    Hmmm, should add a few more to this…

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