Something Funny Happened Today..
Cleat Eastwood
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Yes honestly, you wont believe this. There I was at the lights - i'd adopted primary, and I was by the ASL when this....idiot came whizzing past me... i mean right past...no good morning, or how are you today...just straight through the red light. Anyway funny thing was he didn't see the artic coming from the left - haha took his head clean orf. That'll teach him i thought to myself and peddled on regardless.
Anyone else got any funny commuting stories.?
Anyone else got any funny commuting stories.?
The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
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Was he wearing a helmet-bet he wasnt.?Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.
Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
Winter Alan Top Cross
All rounder Spec. Allez.0 -
I was weaving in and out of the traffic earlier on the way home - my computer said 77mph, so I was taking it easy as I had had a bad day - and this, well, fool is the only word I can think of, came past in a blur of single speed 20,000 rpm cadence fakenger deep carbon rim track bike on the road stupid little coth cap 3/4 length trousers style. Obviously hadn't earned his communting stripes and was all jack the lad no substance Rapha this & Rapha that.
So I got out my gun and shot him in the base of the spine.
That'll fekkin' learn him.0 -
ddraver wrote:I want to see the video from your helmet cam!!
I bet he had head phones in listening to one of those iSpud thingies.Summer - Canyon Ultimate CF SLX 9.0 Team
Winter - Trek Madone 3.5 2012 with UDi2 upgrade.
For getting dirty - Moda Canon0 -
I hope you picked up the bottle of chain lube that fell out of his pocket as the headless torso hit the tarmac. That will be useful, if it is the right brand.The older I get the faster I was0