Something Funny Happened Today..

Cleat Eastwood
Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
edited June 2012 in The cake stop
Yes honestly, you wont believe this. There I was at the lights - i'd adopted primary, and I was by the ASL when this....idiot came whizzing past me... i mean right past...no good morning, or how are you today...just straight through the red light. Anyway funny thing was he didn't see the artic coming from the left - haha took his head clean orf. That'll teach him i thought to myself and peddled on regardless.

Anyone else got any funny commuting stories.?
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Comments

  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    Was he wearing a helmet-bet he wasnt.?
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,348
    I want to see the video from your helmet cam!!
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  • Yossie
    Yossie Posts: 2,600
    I was weaving in and out of the traffic earlier on the way home - my computer said 77mph, so I was taking it easy as I had had a bad day - and this, well, fool is the only word I can think of, came past in a blur of single speed 20,000 rpm cadence fakenger deep carbon rim track bike on the road stupid little coth cap 3/4 length trousers style. Obviously hadn't earned his communting stripes and was all jack the lad no substance Rapha this & Rapha that.

    So I got out my gun and shot him in the base of the spine.

    That'll fekkin' learn him.
  • Gizmodo
    Gizmodo Posts: 1,928
    ddraver wrote:
    I want to see the video from your helmet cam!!
    You really don't want to see anything from Cleat's helmet. :wink:

    I bet he had head phones in listening to one of those iSpud thingies.
  • Stone Glider
    Stone Glider Posts: 1,227
    I hope you picked up the bottle of chain lube that fell out of his pocket as the headless torso hit the tarmac. That will be useful, if it is the right brand.
    The older I get the faster I was