Jubilee Tuesday thread

tlw1

Meh

Head full of cider and wine which goes great with loud kids :roll:

Today is some study, will try to get some excercise in and probably a family walk the whole time complaining because I'm not going on the jollie I was meant to

VWsurfbum

Morning Cockjanglers,
Been at work for a while now, not done a lot.
Got to go buy some beef to build some burgers for this evenings BBQ burger competition!

I ache like fook today, feels like i have been on the drink and fighting, i have done neither.

Onwards to caffine and porridge

projectsome

yesterday ended up with me catching up with a friend who've I've not seen for like 7 months, which culminated in me arranging for us to meet another friend, who neither of us have seen for ages for various reasons. Will most likely involve a trip to the pub at some point.

VWsurfbum

bugger

04-06-2012 19:26 International Hub Forwarded for UK processing
04-06-2012 13:44 International Hub Received from Customs - charges to be paid

:evil:

angry_bird

Unlucky there VW

Morning bumders

Revision meh today, some things never change :roll:

Laters

Raymondavalon

Salutations Maggots,

Today it's lovely out, but I have no plans at all..
I may spend the day playing Angry Birds Rio seeing as I've completed the other games in the series or watching a movie, downloaded of course, I'll see what the day brings.. *yawn*

VWsurfbum

Raymondavalon wrote:

watching a movie, downloaded of course

My recomendations from the weekend, 21 Jump st, Project X and Safe House

Stevo_666

Morning Front Bottoms,

Legs ache after a blast on the roadie last night but glad I got some riding in before the rain comes this evening and fecks up the rest of the week. Today will be spent entertaining junior again, then will be trying to organise some social stuff and excuse to get out of the house/up into London to have fun. Also need to sort out my next downhilling trip

oodboo

Zero sleep in a chair beside a hospital bed means I am tired and ache a lot. To anyone reading this who doesn't have kids already, keep it that way.

bg13

just had whatever wasn't properly cooked off yesterdays barby come out my a$$ like a plasma cutter......nice! If the pyroclastic flow stops long enough may go for a tootle with mrs13 if i can get the lazy mare out of her coma!
onwards to foods, drinks, loafing and stuff!

tlw1

oodboo wrote:

Zero sleep in a chair beside a hospital bed means I am tired and ache a lot. To anyone reading this who doesn't have kids already, keep it that way.

What's happened?

steelie600

Stevo 666 wrote:

Morning Front Bottoms,

Oii crotch sniffer, thats my catchphrase!

Morning wankers

MEH, still a bit ill, head fuzzy due to much too much SOCO and coke last night. I think im gonna die!

But I am SPARTA and will carry on, onwards to toast and a ride on the shit heap trying to get fit.
Mrs is actin strange too, wanting sex a lot......... Not like a bird that..... she probably wants summat expensive again??

Onwards to the fitness regime and dodging the mrs cos I'm washing me hair!

oodboo

matthew h wrote:

oodboo wrote:

Zero sleep in a chair beside a hospital bed means I am tired and ache a lot. To anyone reading this who doesn't have kids already, keep it that way.

What's happened?

Usual stuff for us, eldest (3) has cerebral palsey and epilepsy, every sniffle seen to result in a few nights in hospital.

Stevo_666

steelie600 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Morning Front Bottoms,

Oii crotch sniffer, thats my catchphrase!

Should've got up earlier

Need to get out the house soon as wife and kid are driving me insane; any more of this and I'm going to go all Austrian on them :twisted:

sheepsteeth

steelie600 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Morning Front Bottoms,

Oii crotch sniffer, thats my catchphrase!

if we are laying claims to catch phrases then i will assert ownership of:

limes
liver
coffee jars
string
ditches
heads turned backwards
obvious
necessary
thats like my......
id like to have a go on
my mum
rhyl
cake
i'll..... your....... in a minute
webbo
webster
sheepscunt
cheesewand

cat_with_no_tail

sheepsteeth wrote:

steelie600 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Morning Front Bottoms,

Oii crotch sniffer, thats my catchphrase!

if we are laying claims to catch phrases then i will assert ownership of:

limes
liver
coffee jars
string
ditches
heads turned backwards
obvious
necessary
thats like my......
id like to have a go on
my mum
rhyl
cake
i'll..... your....... in a minute
webbo
webster

big sticks
no messtins
sideways!

sheepsteeth

Cat With No Tail wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

steelie600 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Morning Front Bottoms,

Oii crotch sniffer, thats my catchphrase!

if we are laying claims to catch phrases then i will assert ownership of:

limes
liver
coffee jars
string
ditches
heads turned backwards
obvious
necessary
thats like my......
id like to have a go on
my mum
rhyl
cake
i'll..... your....... in a minute
webbo
webster

big sticks
no messtins
sideways!

oh yeah, how could i necessary!!

thekickingmule

Afternoon arseburgers!

Well, yesterday I spent in the garden, clearing a huge bush out the way, as I'm running out of places for bodies. Today I'm doing the same, but later am off to watch some kids that are camping. None of the kids are related to me, it's just how I roll.
Just had an awesome breakfast, sausage, bacon, black pudding, poached egg, hash browns, mushrooms and toast. I feel fantastic!

Laters!

sheepsteeth

thekickingmule wrote:

Afternoon arseburgers!

Well, yesterday I spent in the garden, clearing a huge bush out the way, as I'm running out of places for bodies.

have i taught you nothing?

you bury the bodies in your neighbours garden whilst wearing mask that looks like your neighbours face and making sure you are seen doing it.

Stevo_666

thekickingmule wrote:

clearing a huge bush out the way

Just tell her to get the clippers out or you're not going down there again.

thekickingmule

sheepsteeth wrote:

thekickingmule wrote:

Afternoon arseburgers!

Well, yesterday I spent in the garden, clearing a huge bush out the way, as I'm running out of places for bodies.

have i taught you nothing?

you bury the bodies in your neighbours garden whilst wearing mask that looks like your neighbours face and making sure you are seen doing it.

Never said it was my garden

Stevo 666 wrote:

thekickingmule wrote:

clearing a huge bush out the way

Just tell her to get the clippers out or you're not going down there again.

I get to trim it how I want though

Thewaylander

Afternoon,

Well today I'm surprised at how good i feel, had to pedal my mates 7inch single ring coil bike round cwm yesterday and it wasn't to bad to pedal i must just be getting harder!

Parts are in the post so that is awesome, new gears and some 760 bars should make the bike feel far more aggressive and stable getting rid of those silly 680bars! pictures will follow fitting!

Richie63

Thewaylander wrote:

Afternoon,

Well today I'm surprised at how good i feel, had to pedal my mates 7inch single ring coil bike round cwm yesterday i must just be getting harder!

The 7" bike in question

FocusZing

I bet the poor b1tch just wants to get her comfiest on and watch a bit of sh1t on TV.

Clank

Art'noon teabaggers

Gentle morning tootle around Cannock with SWMBO taking in the family trail and selected bits of FTD. Pleasant.

Back home before the rain started to re-shim the front swivels on the car and now crashed out on the sofa with coffee. Sweet.

My afternoon will now progress, via some scram, to prolonged bouts of rudery. Nice.

Onwards! To coffee! And a bit of 'the other'.

Thewaylander

Richie63 wrote:

Thewaylander wrote:

Afternoon,

Well today I'm surprised at how good i feel, had to pedal my mates 7inch single ring coil bike round cwm yesterday i must just be getting harder!

The 7" bike in question

That's the one can you imagine trying to get it about Cwm lol skills see! :P

Stevo_666

Thewaylander wrote:

Well today I'm surprised at how good i feel, had my mates ring yesterday and it wasn't to bad i must just be getting harder!

We always suspected.

Thewaylander

Stevo 666 wrote:

Thewaylander wrote:

Well today I'm surprised at how good i feel, had my mates ring yesterday and it wasn't to bad i must just be getting harder!

We always suspected.

your just excited by it

Gazlar

Evening Scuttlers, actually its now Wednesday so this is a fail.

Had a day or two not caring really about you lot were doing

thats about the size of it in a nutshell

cat_with_no_tail

Gazlar wrote:

thats about the size of it in a nutshell

That's like your obvious.