It's Quiet Without Frank
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1 - is he in hospital under the influence?
2 - did he die on the operating table, leaving his bikes to me?
3 - was his operation cancelled?
4 - is he thinking up 4 questions for dmclite?
2 - did he die on the operating table, leaving his bikes to me?
3 - was his operation cancelled?
4 - is he thinking up 4 questions for dmclite?
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He's probably riding his bike somewhere :roll:
What do I ride? Now that's an Enigma!0 -
5 chasing the nurses, saying,`old up me owd`
Defo not no.4 though.Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.
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Nah then you shysters!
Due to the vagueuries of the NHS appointment system mine was cancelled today. Came home to find Mrs Tank being entertained by DMCLITE 2.0 complete with half consumed bottle of black tower.
F**kin' 'ell was I mad, BLACK TOWER do me a favour!Tail end Charlie
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.0 -
So you'd rather have found your Mrs with a "Blue Nun" instead :?: :shock:
Haven't been keeping up with events so I hope that your operation (on whatever it is for whatever it is) eventually goes well. Hopefully you won't end up as an extra on an episode of "Junior Doctors: your life in their hands" or "Extreme A&E" etc.
What's the crack? (Or is that what your surgeon asked?)
What do I ride? Now that's an Enigma!0 -
Frank the tank wrote:Nah then you shysters!
Due to the vagueuries of the NHS appointment system mine was cancelled today. Came home to find Mrs Tank being entertained by DMCLITE 2.0 complete with half consumed bottle of black tower.
F**kin' 'ell was I mad, BLACK TOWER do me a favour!
Probably due to all the other Europeans in the hosp' courtesy of Brussels. I'm voting UKIP to give 'em all a kick up the arse."There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
Frank the tank wrote:Nah then you shysters!
Due to the vagueuries of the NHS appointment system mine was cancelled today. Came home to find Mrs Tank being entertained by DMCLITE 2.0 complete with half consumed bottle of black tower.
F**kin' 'ell was I mad, BLACK TOWER do me a favour!
All I could afford after raiding your piggy bank, Frank . Mind you, chasing me out the house was fun as you have a gammy hip and I can run jump and dance like a bald Scottish gazelle. Can I nip round later and get the reso of the bottle ? Regards to Mrs Tank.0