@MarkCavendish
Mark Cavendish: "I'm happy to announce, beyond doubt, my proudest moment of this year.... @petatodd is pregnant. I'm going to be a daddy."
Conceived during the Tour? Blimey, cycling has changed.
He's not the only one! Ours was conceived during the Tour as well (went to watch the first 2 weeks) - due end of March/start of April. Quick! To Twitter!
P.S. As much as I love Cav, rest assured the baby won't be called Mark if a boy - I'm not that much of a saddo
But delighted for both of them.
From their tweets, he appears to have relished being a step-dad to her little boy, and this must be the icing on the cake of his best year.
It was in The Sun earlier this morning. That's where Iain gets all his cycling insider knowledge
He only buys it for the big cogs on page 3
I once saw a thread on another forum where a skimpily clad and extremely attractive young woman posed with her top of the range TT bike. The rest of the thread dealt with the aesthetic sensibilities of not having the chain on the big ring for the photo
“Road racing was over and the UCI had banned my riding positions on the track, so it was like ‘Jings, crivvens, help ma Boab, what do I do now? I know, I’ll go away and be depressed for 10 years’.”
Conceived during the Tour? Blimey, cycling has changed.
He's not the only one! Ours was conceived during the Tour as well (went to watch the first 2 weeks) - due end of March/start of April. Quick! To Twitter!
P.S. As much as I love Cav, rest assured the baby won't be called Mark if a boy - I'm not that much of a saddo
Cadel? if it was a girl you could call it Victouria. Ill get me coat...
I'm just helping my dad do his Sunday Express crossword and the 1st clue is:
Manx cyclist who won the 2011 UCI Road World Championships (4,9)
Wonder who that can be?????????
'Google can bring back a hundred thousand answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.'
Neil Gaiman
I'm just helping my dad do his Sunday Express crossword and the 1st clue is:
Manx cyclist who won the 2011 UCI Road World Championships (4,9)
Wonder who that can be?????????
Express, eh? In that case, the correct answer is "Road TaxDodger"
I'm just helping my dad do his Sunday Express crossword and the 1st clue is:
Manx cyclist who won the 2011 UCI Road World Championships (4,9)
Wonder who that can be?????????
Express, eh? In that case, the correct answer is "Road TaxDodger"
Wonder what names Cav and M. Cav have got lined up?
So the stages he didn't win were because the night before ....................... or he was saving himself for the final sprint
Life is like a roll of toilet paper; long and useful, but always ends at the wrong moment. Anon.
Think how stupid the average person is.......
half of them are even more stupid than you first thought.
I was wondering........
Tony Martin buys her (Peta) a couple of drinks, hands her off to Bernie Eisel who takes her to dinner, then Renshaw takes her to the bedroom, where Cav appears, and...........
Don't forget that Erik Zabel will have already have tested her out so that he can give Mark some tips, plus he'd have Rolf Aldag and Brian Holm shouting encouragement into his earpiece the whole time.
Chasing Legends, the deleted scenes!
"I have a lovely photo of a Camargue horse but will not post it now" (Frenchfighter - July 2013)
That would be funny, if it wasn't for the fact that your references are somewhat degrading to someone who has no place to be mentioned in a cycling forum ...
If you wanna make those kind of jokes down the pub with your buddies, then fine, but have a wee bit of sense and don't type it out for the world to read in a cycling forum ... You just end up looking like a moron ...
That would be funny, if it wasn't for the fact that your references are somewhat degrading to someone who has no place to be mentioned in a cycling forum ...
If you wanna make those kind of jokes down the pub with your buddies, then fine, but have a wee bit of sense and don't type it out for the world to read in a cycling forum ... You just end up looking like a moron ...
Am I missing something here, or are you actually serious?
Can't be serious can he???
We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
- @ddraver
That would be funny, if it wasn't for the fact that your references are somewhat degrading to someone who has no place to be mentioned in a cycling forum ...
If you wanna make those kind of jokes down the pub with your buddies, then fine, but have a wee bit of sense and don't type it out for the world to read in a cycling forum ... You just end up looking like a moron ...
Am I missing something here, or are you actually serious?
Can't be serious can he???
I hope not, for his own sake.
"I have a lovely photo of a Camargue horse but will not post it now" (Frenchfighter - July 2013)
I was wondering........
Tony Martin buys her (Peta) a couple of drinks, hands her off to Bernie Eisel who takes her to dinner, then Renshaw takes her to the bedroom, where Cav appears, and...........
I was wondering........
Tony Martin buys her (Peta) a couple of drinks, hands her off to Bernie Eisel who takes her to dinner, then Renshaw takes her to the bedroom, where Cav appears, and...........
I would have let this go, but then someone said it was the funniest thing they'd read on this forum. And I'm not having that. You'll be hearing from my lawyers....
No no no, completely different. About as alike as a Galaxy II and an iPhone 4
To be honest I don't remember your post, but its a pretty obvious idea. I was prompted by the memory of an American TV advert for something or other, with Tom Brady being 'protected' by his offensive line. So you'd have Brady in a sharp suit going to dinner with some hottie, and the offensive line would be there in their pads and uniforms. I think there were some others on the same theme.
No no no, completely different. About as alike as a Galaxy II and an iPhone 4
To be honest I don't remember your post, but its a pretty obvious idea. I was prompted by the memory of an American TV advert for something or other, with Tom Brady being 'protected' by his offensive line. So you'd have Brady in a sharp suit going to dinner with some hottie, and the offensive line would be there in their pads and uniforms. I think there were some others on the same theme.
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I just never had Cavendish down as a Cipollini type!
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@MarkCavendish
Mark Cavendish: "I'm happy to announce, beyond doubt, my proudest moment of this year.... @petatodd is pregnant. I'm going to be a daddy."
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I'm pleased for them both
If his sperm move as fast as he does then it's a wonder it's taken him this long to get her up the duff!
He's not the only one! Ours was conceived during the Tour as well (went to watch the first 2 weeks) - due end of March/start of April. Quick! To Twitter!
P.S. As much as I love Cav, rest assured the baby won't be called Mark if a boy - I'm not that much of a saddo
Congrats to the both of them!
(Mark and Peta that is, not Tusher, though I'm sure she has done something that warrants congrats too...)
- @ddraver
From their tweets, he appears to have relished being a step-dad to her little boy, and this must be the icing on the cake of his best year.
He only buys it for the big cogs on page 3
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
I once saw a thread on another forum where a skimpily clad and extremely attractive young woman posed with her top of the range TT bike. The rest of the thread dealt with the aesthetic sensibilities of not having the chain on the big ring for the photo
@DrHeadgear
The Vikings are coming!
Cadel? if it was a girl you could call it Victouria. Ill get me coat...
Manx cyclist who won the 2011 UCI Road World Championships (4,9)
Wonder who that can be?????????
Neil Gaiman
Express, eh? In that case, the correct answer is "Road TaxDodger"
Wonder what names Cav and M. Cav have got lined up?
So the stages he didn't win were because the night before ....................... or he was saving himself for the final sprint
Think how stupid the average person is.......
half of them are even more stupid than you first thought.
Tony Martin buys her (Peta) a couple of drinks, hands her off to Bernie Eisel who takes her to dinner, then Renshaw takes her to the bedroom, where Cav appears, and...........
Chasing Legends, the deleted scenes!
If you wanna make those kind of jokes down the pub with your buddies, then fine, but have a wee bit of sense and don't type it out for the world to read in a cycling forum ... You just end up looking like a moron ...
Am I missing something here, or are you actually serious?
Can't be serious can he???
- @ddraver
I hope not, for his own sake.
Funniest thing I have ever read on this forum
Giant TCR 2012
Neil Gaiman
I would have let this go, but then someone said it was the funniest thing they'd read on this forum. And I'm not having that. You'll be hearing from my lawyers....
Exhibit A (look at the my post on that page):
http://www.bikeradar.com/forum/viewtopi ... 09f99b9667
To be honest I don't remember your post, but its a pretty obvious idea. I was prompted by the memory of an American TV advert for something or other, with Tom Brady being 'protected' by his offensive line. So you'd have Brady in a sharp suit going to dinner with some hottie, and the offensive line would be there in their pads and uniforms. I think there were some others on the same theme.
Edit: I think this is it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a209lYNetOc
No problem Dougzz.
I think my own joke was probably based on a Jon Stewart Daily Show sketch about what Armstrong's team would do when he retired.
I was quite proud of the Greipel punchline though.