So, Cavendish to be a father, eh?
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Has cycling really changed? The flamboyant sprinter is nearly as old as the sport itself.
I just never had Cavendish down as a Cipollini type!0 -
Fairly new relationship (still in the honeymoon period) and she has great tits, why wouldn't he?!Cannondale Supersix 105 2013- summer bike - love it!
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JamLala wrote:And you know this how?
Twitter
@MarkCavendish
Mark Cavendish: "I'm happy to announce, beyond doubt, my proudest moment of this year.... @petatodd is pregnant. I'm going to be a daddy."
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It was in The Sun earlier this morning. That's where Iain gets all his cycling insider knowledgeInsta: ATEnduranceCoaching
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I've just read this on his Twitter now; thought I'd pop on here to post but see that Iain the Early Bird caught the worm before me
I'm pleased for them both0 -
Congratulations to them both, fantastic news.
If his sperm move as fast as he does then it's a wonder it's taken him this long to get her up the duff!"I have a lovely photo of a Camargue horse but will not post it now" (Frenchfighter - July 2013)0 -
iainf72 wrote:Conceived during the Tour? Blimey, cycling has changed.
He's not the only one! Ours was conceived during the Tour as well (went to watch the first 2 weeks) - due end of March/start of April. Quick! To Twitter!
P.S. As much as I love Cav, rest assured the baby won't be called Mark if a boy - I'm not that much of a saddo0 -
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But delighted for both of them.
From their tweets, he appears to have relished being a step-dad to her little boy, and this must be the icing on the cake of his best year.0 -
NapoleonD wrote:It was in The Sun earlier this morning. That's where Iain gets all his cycling insider knowledge
He only buys it for the big cogs on page 3The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.0 -
Cleat Eastwood wrote:NapoleonD wrote:It was in The Sun earlier this morning. That's where Iain gets all his cycling insider knowledge
He only buys it for the big cogs on page 3
I once saw a thread on another forum where a skimpily clad and extremely attractive young woman posed with her top of the range TT bike. The rest of the thread dealt with the aesthetic sensibilities of not having the chain on the big ring for the photoWarning No formatter is installed for the format0 -
The Mad Rapper wrote:iainf72 wrote:Conceived during the Tour? Blimey, cycling has changed.
He's not the only one! Ours was conceived during the Tour as well (went to watch the first 2 weeks) - due end of March/start of April. Quick! To Twitter!
P.S. As much as I love Cav, rest assured the baby won't be called Mark if a boy - I'm not that much of a saddo
Cadel? if it was a girl you could call it Victouria. Ill get me coat...0 -
There used to be saying by family or freinds when you anounced you were to become a father..... 'that will slow you down a bit mate' :shock:0
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I'm just helping my dad do his Sunday Express crossword and the 1st clue is:
Manx cyclist who won the 2011 UCI Road World Championships (4,9)
Wonder who that can be?????????'Google can bring back a hundred thousand answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.'
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Ms Tree wrote:I'm just helping my dad do his Sunday Express crossword and the 1st clue is:
Manx cyclist who won the 2011 UCI Road World Championships (4,9)
Wonder who that can be?????????
Express, eh? In that case, the correct answer is "Road TaxDodger"Fckin' Quintana … that creep can roll, man.0 -
iainf72 wrote:Ms Tree wrote:I'm just helping my dad do his Sunday Express crossword and the 1st clue is:
Manx cyclist who won the 2011 UCI Road World Championships (4,9)
Wonder who that can be?????????
Express, eh? In that case, the correct answer is "Road TaxDodger"
Wonder what names Cav and M. Cav have got lined up?
So the stages he didn't win were because the night before ....................... or he was saving himself for the final sprintLife is like a roll of toilet paper; long and useful, but always ends at the wrong moment. Anon.
Think how stupid the average person is.......
half of them are even more stupid than you first thought.0 -
I was wondering........
Tony Martin buys her (Peta) a couple of drinks, hands her off to Bernie Eisel who takes her to dinner, then Renshaw takes her to the bedroom, where Cav appears, and...........0 -
Don't forget that Erik Zabel will have already have tested her out so that he can give Mark some tips, plus he'd have Rolf Aldag and Brian Holm shouting encouragement into his earpiece the whole time.
Chasing Legends, the deleted scenes!"I have a lovely photo of a Camargue horse but will not post it now" (Frenchfighter - July 2013)0 -
That would be funny, if it wasn't for the fact that your references are somewhat degrading to someone who has no place to be mentioned in a cycling forum ...
If you wanna make those kind of jokes down the pub with your buddies, then fine, but have a wee bit of sense and don't type it out for the world to read in a cycling forum ... You just end up looking like a moron ...0 -
Crankbrother wrote:That would be funny, if it wasn't for the fact that your references are somewhat degrading to someone who has no place to be mentioned in a cycling forum ...
If you wanna make those kind of jokes down the pub with your buddies, then fine, but have a wee bit of sense and don't type it out for the world to read in a cycling forum ... You just end up looking like a moron ...
Am I missing something here, or are you actually serious?
Can't be serious can he???We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
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ddraver wrote:Crankbrother wrote:That would be funny, if it wasn't for the fact that your references are somewhat degrading to someone who has no place to be mentioned in a cycling forum ...
If you wanna make those kind of jokes down the pub with your buddies, then fine, but have a wee bit of sense and don't type it out for the world to read in a cycling forum ... You just end up looking like a moron ...
Am I missing something here, or are you actually serious?
Can't be serious can he???
I hope not, for his own sake."I have a lovely photo of a Camargue horse but will not post it now" (Frenchfighter - July 2013)0 -
dougzz wrote:I was wondering........
Tony Martin buys her (Peta) a couple of drinks, hands her off to Bernie Eisel who takes her to dinner, then Renshaw takes her to the bedroom, where Cav appears, and...........
Funniest thing I have ever read on this forumScott Addict 2011
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"The rest-day baby, or, Where was Bernie?"'Google can bring back a hundred thousand answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.'
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dougzz wrote:I was wondering........
Tony Martin buys her (Peta) a couple of drinks, hands her off to Bernie Eisel who takes her to dinner, then Renshaw takes her to the bedroom, where Cav appears, and...........
I would have let this go, but then someone said it was the funniest thing they'd read on this forum. And I'm not having that. You'll be hearing from my lawyers....
Exhibit A (look at the my post on that page):
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No no no, completely different. About as alike as a Galaxy II and an iPhone 4
To be honest I don't remember your post, but its a pretty obvious idea. I was prompted by the memory of an American TV advert for something or other, with Tom Brady being 'protected' by his offensive line. So you'd have Brady in a sharp suit going to dinner with some hottie, and the offensive line would be there in their pads and uniforms. I think there were some others on the same theme.
Edit: I think this is it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a209lYNetOc0 -
dougzz wrote:No no no, completely different. About as alike as a Galaxy II and an iPhone 4
To be honest I don't remember your post, but its a pretty obvious idea. I was prompted by the memory of an American TV advert for something or other, with Tom Brady being 'protected' by his offensive line. So you'd have Brady in a sharp suit going to dinner with some hottie, and the offensive line would be there in their pads and uniforms. I think there were some others on the same theme.
Edit: I think this is it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a209lYNetOc
No problem Dougzz.
I think my own joke was probably based on a Jon Stewart Daily Show sketch about what Armstrong's team would do when he retired.
I was quite proud of the Greipel punchline though.Twitter: @RichN950