FHM Morning™ thread

projectsome
projectsome Posts: 4,010
edited October 2011 in The Crudcatcher
bah, too early, I cannae sleep.

gonna stick a film on or the xbox.

not quite sure what the day will hold..

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Christmas is almost around the corner, all of your favourite magazines will be releasing a calendar off sorts.

The rest of you?
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,183
    Projectsome - that was a suprise, a nice suprise though :)

    Today is meh @ work followed by wedding reception later. Meant to be staying over but now driving, the bright side is I am borrowing a 911 to go in, so it should be fun.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Morning, work and dealing with wood today

    then I'm going to bake cakes

    tarrah
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
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    Zapp
  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    Last nights sleep was not adequate, and woke up this morning to find that much money has been taken out of our account for bills which came un-expectadely early this month. Time to struggle the next week or so. Not good.

    Driving course later today in Vienna, so will be up rather late tonight.
    My London Road
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    M'eh.

    Overseas delegation all day. No bacons. Have to present for 3hrs so avoiding coffee, too.

    F***sticks.

    That is all.
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    Meeting up at Fairholmes for a Peak District ride at 10.30, looks like a blustery day.

    Packing for Scotland West Coast South of Ullapool. Last year was superb so booked the same place again straight out on to a sandy beach from the front door.

    Might be out of touch for a week or so.

    C ya
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  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Morning

    Lectures today, just 3, then it's over for the week, up an hour early too so should probably get on with some work. Got a research report to write... I should probably decide what to research at some point.

    Later I will either go to visit the baby cousin, or do some internet bike stuff shopping, or go out into town although I'm feeling fairly crap at the moment so probably won't choose the last option.

    Laters
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Morning from the other side!
    i had a 3hr lye in this morning, still feel poo :?
    whole family is sitting watching ceebeebies after they all had sausage sarnies and there wasnt enough bread for me :evil:
    will pop into work hopefully later to get my cassette if it arrives :roll: then maybe a little ride tonight??
    Making home made pizza with No1 this evening, which is about the only highlight of the day!

    laters homo's
    Kazza the Tranny
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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Gazlar wrote:
    Morning, work and dealing with wood today

    then I'm going to bake cakes

    tarrah

    Of the early morning variety? Hope it went well.

    Same old today, try and relax, nice hot bath soon, daytime crap on the TV, more drugs.

    Meh.

    love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • tom_howard
    tom_howard Posts: 789
    'Ning tards,

    Glad its friday, bacons have been consumed, they were orsums. Am expecting a fairly easy day today so have already got that silly friday feeling, so there may be many practical based jokes in the office :twisted:
    Gazlar wrote:
    work and dealing with wood today

    Sounds like your day is gonna be more fun than mine, just dont get caught. Theyll make you sign a register.
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Morning, work and dealing with wood today

    then I'm going to bake cakes

    tarrah

    Of the early morning variety? Hope it went well.

    mid afternoon variety, i've got a long rough pole that needs sanding down and coating in brown stain
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    Richie63 wrote:
    Meeting up at Fairholmes for a Peak District ride at 10.30, looks like a blustery day.

    Packing for Scotland West Coast South of Ullapool. Last year was superb so booked the same place again straight out on to a sandy beach from the front door.

    Might be out of touch for a week or so.

    C ya

    Have a good trip, and enjoy it!
    My London Road
  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    Morning all...ummm gemma atkinson....she is one bouncer I would trade the tomac in for...

    The missus is ill, yep she is on her death bed so waiting on her hand and foot, I have told her to man up but her responce was "oh F*ck off you insenstive pr*ck".....women eh
    Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,667
    Morning,

    Got some DIY going on today putting shelves up and a few other jobs. Tonight I'm off to a mate's birthday bash so looking forward to that, but maybe not the hangover on Saturday morning! Apart from that, might look at more 'ski p0rn' websites :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    'ning
    Thank F it's Friday, and again the AOC isn't here, so I can goof off a bit.
    I was going to bake a cake last night, but was too tired so bought muffins in for everyone coz I'm nice like that.
    It's also pay day, woot!
    Probably gonna go out for a quick drink after work. The last 2 times I've gone out with this particular person for a quick drink we've ended up finishing the night at 3am. Would rather not do that again coz I want to be at Pines by 10 tomorrow!

    have a good day y'all
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  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Morning,

    Apart from that, might look at more 'ski p0rn' websites :)

    Steveo...is that that gay porn stuff where you have a guy in the middle wanking off a guy either side ??? if so your sick
    Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    foxc_uk wrote:
    bought muffins in for everyone coz I'm nice like that.

    Theres a girl at our work thats given many of the blokes here a muffin, but she just gets called horrible names behind her back
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,667
    Pudseyp wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Morning,

    Apart from that, might look at more 'ski p0rn' websites :)

    Steveo...is that that gay porn stuff where you have a guy in the middle wanking off a guy either side ??? if so your sick
    Well I was kinda hoping it would involve the two fit birds who work at the perfume counter of our local Boots store, but whatever floats your boat :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pilch
    pilch Posts: 1,136
    Hey...

    Did a bit of fettling last night and thus stayed off the beer, oddly feeling a little hungover this morning, am I taking the hit for someone else?

    If you were on the pop last night and have woken up 'fresh as a daisy' this morning, I hope that you remember my selfless act in taking your hangover and reciprocate when my turn comes....

    Thanks in advance
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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Gazlar wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Morning, work and dealing with wood today

    then I'm going to bake cakes

    tarrah

    Of the early morning variety? Hope it went well.

    mid afternoon variety, i've got a long rough pole that needs sanding down and coating in brown stain

    Sweeeeet....

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Hey! Hey! It's Friday! Morning Maggots!!

    So, being a home based worker is always a win by default, but the win is just that little bit more special on a Friday

    Buying me a "bikes only" car today, a little V reg Opel / Vauxhall Astra SXi 1.8 station estate. The neighbour is selling it, so I don't even have to collect it :¬P
    This is solely for hauling the bikes around. It's in good nick, has alloys, a radio CD fitted and for £250 with 6 months MOT & Tax, how can I refuse?
    Off to Halfords to buy some Thule foot pack fittings so I can now use my 591 bike carriers on the car.

    Other than that, just another grey and overcast day in the Worst Midlands, listening to the radio via the interwebs while digging through my workload
    The Bouncer
    The Shaker
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    Evening all,

    If its a bike only car raymondo, maybe invest in a boot and seats covers just so it may keep some resale value from not being to scuffed? tempted to get a boot cover for my car with the bikes at the moment :S
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    As a company vehicle driver, I shan't be paying too much attention to caressing the luggabout car. It has two purposes only: Drive me to Cannock or any other place where I'll be riding and of course, moving dead [female] bodies with their heads facing backwards to a distant ditch.

    On a more serious note, I threw some rubbish away, went to open the back door and! It wouldn't unlock! Now I know I didn't lock it from the inside and I didn't have a phone or any keys. Anyway, it seems as if the mechanism in my UPVC door had failed, as the fracking thing wasn't "locked" I managed to pry it open with a large flat screwdriver loanded from the neighbours

    Please to it's all fixed now and having MTB tools, like Torx wrenches has been a blessing in my "home bodge" repair job.
    The Bouncer
    The Shaker
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Spending my day chilling, got a mega migraine, can't wait for new glasses to arrive. New blu-ray for the fella has arrived, best be good.
    Kitty's World
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    now then losers,

    in sicily,

    its still nice and warm and am getting some good riding in, downside is the packs of stray dogs that take delight in ensuring i am getting plenty of sprint training in!

    only another four weeks here unless the recent despots demise ends our trip early!

    ciao
    Loving life in rural SW France

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,667
    Thewaylander wrote:
    Evening all,

    If its a bike only car raymondo, maybe invest in a boot and seats covers just so it may keep some resale value from not being to scuffed? tempted to get a boot cover for my car with the bikes at the moment :S
    Waylander, just get a groundsheet to put the bike on and couple of old curtains/bedsheets to wrap round it if it's particularly mucky or you want to cover it up. Inside of my bike lugger is still pretty pristine even after a trip to Wet Wales :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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