Surgeons quest to find the ideal female proportions

FocusZing
FocusZing Posts: 4,373
edited October 2011 in The Crudcatcher
"In a plastic surgeons quest to find the ideal female proportions, he turned to 100 glamour models.

It sounds almost like parody that a top consultant plastic surgeon spent three months studying models appearing on Page 3 of the best-selling British newspaper The Sun. Later this month he reveals his findings: the mathematical proportions of the perfect breast."

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/lifestyle/diet-fitness/patrick-mallucci-consultant-plastic-surgeon-at-university-college-london-finds-ideal-breast-shape/story-e6frf019-1226167911317

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  • Why are there no examples of the perfect breast, say in, NSFW form?
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Why are there no examples of the perfect breast, say in, NSFW form?
    This

    This thread is useless without pictures!
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  • projectsome
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    fixed



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  • Amazing, i just shed a tear.




    Not from my eyes.
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    fixed



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    www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Keeley_Hazel

    Its amazing what you learn on the web
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  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Why are there no examples of the perfect breast, say in, NSFW form?

    Disgusting! All I wanted to do is highlight the fact are surgeons are the best in world, you lot though, bunch of perverts.

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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
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  • moster
    moster Posts: 121
    FocusZing wrote:
    Why are there no examples of the perfect breast, say in, NSFW form?

    Disgusting! All I wanted to do is highlight the fact are surgeons are the best in world, you lot though, bunch of perverts.

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    she is so hot and sounds proper filth too....pity she's been cocked more times than John Wayne's pistol though...
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    FocusZing wrote:
    Why are there no examples of the perfect breast, say in, NSFW form?

    Disgusting! All I wanted to do is highlight the fact are surgeons are the best in world, you lot though, bunch of perverts.

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    dont ask me why but i just looked at her right hand, its kinda pale? i recon a little bit of photoshop was missed when they were doing the rest?

    I was probably the first straight male ever to notice that :oops:
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  • Your obviously not straight if that was what you noticed.
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Your obviously not straight if that was what you noticed.
    it did take the 3rd post to notice it! :lol: :oops:
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  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    She just wears a glove when sunbathing - simples!
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    fixed



    keeley-hazell.jpg
    www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Keeley_Hazel

    Its amazing what you learn on the web

    I know who she is, and she has a decent pair... and would get it.

    What else do I need to know?
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  • lostboysaint
    lostboysaint Posts: 4,250
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    fixed



    keeley-hazell.jpg
    www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Keeley_Hazel

    Its amazing what you learn on the web

    I know who she is, and she has a decent pair... and would get it.

    What else do I need to know?

    You don't need to know the odds of that happening.
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    fixed



    keeley-hazell.jpg
    www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Keeley_Hazel

    Its amazing what you learn on the web

    I know who she is, and she has a decent pair... and would get it.

    What else do I need to know?

    You don't need to know the odds of that happening.

    I already know that...

    I don't also know:
      where she lives. if she swallows. Likes anal. likes tomatoes. has had sex with another female, participated in a threesome. done it with a dog. in a park. has a brazilian. knows how to drive. likes bikes. has any pets what her favourite book is. or what she's doing at this moment.
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    fixed



    keeley-hazell.jpg
    www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Keeley_Hazel

    Its amazing what you learn on the web

    I know who she is, and she has a decent pair... and would get it.

    What else do I need to know?

    You don't need to know the odds of that happening.

    I already know that...

    I don't also know:
      has a brazilian. .
    I know, it says shaved on her wiki page
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  • There was a video of her doing the rounds a while back... will answer some of those questions
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  • lostboysaint
    lostboysaint Posts: 4,250
    There was a video of her doing the rounds a while back... will answer some of those questions

    Link required. :wink:
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    There was a video of her doing the rounds a while back... will answer some of those questions

    Link required. :wink:

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    Google
    "Keeley Hazel sex tape"
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  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    If he's looking for pefect tits...he has to look at no more than you my boy....
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