Jailing trolls?

spongtastic
spongtastic Posts: 2,651
edited September 2011 in The Crudcatcher
Oh noes

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-14898564

I wonder how the interwebz police would view the treatment of retarded australians who have petrol powered 2 wheeled vehicles that aren't mopeds, but aren't bicycles or motorbikes either, that pull 20 trailers and save the world from certain doom?
Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

Who are you calling inbred?
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    I believe truth is a fair defence.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    I don't do smileys.

    There is no secret ingredient - Kung Fu Panda

    London Calling on Facebook

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  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    cooldad wrote:


    What a great site !! I particulary like the T-Shirts...

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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Pudseyp wrote:
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    Pudseyp wrote:
    I think you need to lighten up and agree the fact on how stupid you look........


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    MTB/CX

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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    we're all screwed in the crudcatcher then!!

    who's sharing a cell with who? :lol:
  • DF33
    DF33 Posts: 732
    God help us if Steve is put on kitchen duties in there.
    Peter
  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    welshkev wrote:
    we're all screwed in the crudcatcher then!!

    who's sharing a cell with who? :lol:

    I'll take sheepsteeth...he only has a liitle weener, and that's sideways ! :wink:
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Pudseyp wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    we're all screwed in the crudcatcher then!!

    who's sharing a cell with who? :lol:

    I'll take sheepsteeth...he only has a liitle weener, and that's sideways ! :wink:

    I notice you automatically 'take'. (And think of a man.)

    Miss Bint would do me.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    cooldad wrote:
    Pudseyp wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    we're all screwed in the crudcatcher then!!

    who's sharing a cell with who? :lol:

    I'll take sheepsteeth...he only has a liitle weener, and that's sideways ! :wink:

    I notice you automatically 'take'. (And think of a man.)

    Miss Bint would do me.

    cool, i'll have foxc then.....

    yeah like that'd happen :lol: :oops:
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Yeehaa goes into solitary.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    I'll have Foxc. I'll fight welshkev for it.

    Oh, and with regards to the troll jailing, does this mean there will be no more maddie jokes in the crudcatcher?
  • BBC News wrote:
    Provoking people appears to be the norm in some online communities

    Seems they know of this forum then....:lol:
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    I'll have Foxc. I'll fight welshkev for it.

    Oh, and with regards to the troll jailing, does this mean there will be no more maddie jokes in the crudcatcher?

    for it? :lol:
  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    cooldad wrote:
    Pudseyp wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    we're all screwed in the crudcatcher then!!

    who's sharing a cell with who? :lol:

    I'll take sheepsteeth...he only has a liitle weener, and that's sideways ! :wink:

    I notice you automatically 'take'. (And think of a man.)

    Miss Bint would do me.

    Yes there is a method behind the madness......in a cell sexy chick would obviously be nice to look at and to dip the obvious in the red ink pot every now and again.....but then you also have the conversation, and that's when the trouble and wrist slitting starts.
    Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    What! It's illegal now to do my main computer related activity (that isn't porn related)?
  • Move to a country where they don't give a toss about this sort of thing.


    No jail for me ;)
    Formally known as Coatbridgeguy
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Pudseyp wrote:
    Yes there is a method behind the madness......in a cell sexy chick would obviously be nice to look at and to dip the obvious in the red ink pot every now and again.....but then you also have the conversation, and that's when the trouble and wrist slitting starts.
    Oh, bless, are you still that anxious when talking to girls?
  • Pudseyp wrote:
    Yes there is a method behind the madness......in a cell sexy chick would obviously be nice to look at and to dip the obvious in the red ink pot every now and again.....but then you also have the conversation, and that's when the trouble and wrist slitting starts.
    Oh, bless, are you still that anxious when talking to girls?

    You send him the Take That CD, I'll order him a Jennifer Aniston DVD boxed set.
    Formally known as Coatbridgeguy
  • DF33
    DF33 Posts: 732
    Then she says

    "we need to talk"........
    Peter
  • DF33
    DF33 Posts: 732
    Then she says

    "we need to talk"........
    Peter
  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    Pudseyp wrote:
    Yes there is a method behind the madness......in a cell sexy chick would obviously be nice to look at and to dip the obvious in the red ink pot every now and again.....but then you also have the conversation, and that's when the trouble and wrist slitting starts.
    Oh, bless, are you still that anxious when talking to girls?

    It's the sweating and bouts of diesel penis that are the worry...
    Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Don't worry about it. Women don't sweat half as much as people, and they don't suffer from dieselpenis.
    In fact, they don't even have penii, unless they're from Thailand.
  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    Diesel Penis is a terrible affliction that I have never grown out of.....I remember in my late teens I went three stops passed the one I was ment to get off at....
    Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    Pudseyp wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    we're all screwed in the crudcatcher then!!

    who's sharing a cell with who? :lol:

    I'll take sheepsteeth...he only has a liitle weener, and that's sideways ! :wink:

    it gets big when its angry and am pretty fond of shoving it into the occasional anus, so you are on.
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    also, what is diesel penis and why are we discussing things i didnt invent in the crudcatcher?
  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    Diesel Penis is a engorged willy that is caused by vibrations from sitting on a bus/train/plane or in a car

    I think its in the Oxford dictionary
    Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    Pudseyp wrote:
    Diesel Penis is a engorged willy that is caused by vibrations from sitting on a bus/train/plane or in a car

    I think its in the Oxford dictionary

    That'll be the Morris Oxford Dictionary then :lol:
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    aaah, what you are actually describing is well known as "convoy cockk" as in, the hard on you get when travelling about in your doss bag, in a bivi bag in the back of a 4 tonner.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    my cock
    That's like my cock.
    Except mine is twice the size.