Forum home Mountain biking forum The Crudcatcher

The Inbetween hers Saturday Morning™ thread

projectsomeprojectsome Posts: 4,478
edited August 2011 in The Crudcatcher
Gotta love drunken texts....

Today will consist of watching football then taking a 6ft tall blonde to see the inbetweeners movie. She did want to see some girlie film called one day but got out of that one :lol:
FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my censored mood!

Posts

  • forcuttyforcutty Posts: 1,055
    Todays going to be spent riding with a few pals over at scartree, The trails are gonna be muddy as hell :lol:
    After maybe some wallpaper stripping :roll:
  • angry_birdangry_bird Posts: 3,782
    Morning homos

    Woken in the night by that bloody dog, then came downstairs this morning to discover he'd polished off a loaf of bread, git. Now I'll just be having bacon on its own. Thankfully the other 3 are behaving, and the nuisance is only here until Monday morning.

    Today will consist of meh. Walking dogs, tidying up all the destroyed toys in the garden and utility, cleaning out guinea pigs and taking a blow torch to the chicken coop. Then I'll settle down to watch some F1 qualifying and laze around for the afternoon.

    Thankfully I have the internet finally, I just have to dangle my dongle out the window :shock:
  • RevellRiderRevellRider Posts: 1,794
    taking a 6ft tall blonde to see the inbetweeners movie

    What's his name?

    Morning dickwards and fanny flaps

    I'm rather annoyed today, fridge is broken. Tried to make a cup of tea this morning only to face frozen milk. I think I'm gonna make someone uphappy at work today
  • RaymondavalonRaymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Aye up Maggots,

    Off to Tamworth today to visit friends. Not much else on the cards other than that to be honest, although I do have two days of riding planned for Sunday & Monday.. win

    I'm going back to bed now...
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 41,806
    Gotta love drunken texts....

    Today will consist of watching football then taking a 6ft tall blonde to see the inbetweeners movie.
    Let us know what it's like (the film, not you groping a 6ft trannie in the back row): I was thinking of going to see The Inbetweeners sometime.

    Today involves a trip to the coutryside for me to keep ankle biters entertained. But will hopefully get a quick blast on the bike round the local woods later on. That's about it.
    Whippet
    Bruiser
    Panzer
    Commuter

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Morning,

    No riding until at least monday as I am still in clip from the weeks sports. The sister-in-law was supposed to leave Preston at 6am to get down here but still hasn't left yet so don't' expect to see them for at least 4 hrs which has written our morning.

    Therefore time for Bacons, brews and shower at slow time.

    Possibly shopping in Bicester Village this evening as sending them off into shops whilst we go for a brew should give myself and sister-in-laws boyfriend some time to let our ears recover from the womens constant yapping.
    + 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!

    Giant Trance X4 (2010)
    Giant SCR 02 (2006)
  • PudseypPudseyp Posts: 3,514
    As its hissing down and the missus is out:

    Porn
    Bacon
    Porn
    F1
    Porn

    Then hello darling, yes I have had a busy day....how was yours...?
    Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • bg13bg13 Posts: 4,598
    Morning you special lovers.

    Think today will consist of a lazy pedal along the river cam, after the obligatory bacons, oh yes, bacons.

    Then a bit of surfing to see which 29er hardtail will join my fleet.

    Then booze and food.

    Ciao for now
    Loving life in rural SW France

    Orange 5 Pro
    Ribble Audax
    On One Scandal 29er
  • projectsomeprojectsome Posts: 4,478
    taking a 6ft tall blonde to see the inbetweeners movie

    What's his name?

    Morning dickwards and fanny flaps

    I'm rather annoyed today, fridge is broken. Tried to make a cup of tea this morning only to face frozen milk. I think I'm gonna make someone uphappy at work today

    :lol: She's called Sarah,

    n534050163_7284984_8109586.jpg
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my censored mood!
  • VWsurfbumVWsurfbum Posts: 7,959
    Sinks and plugs,
    I got woken up with work phone calls yet again on the only day I get to have a lay inn. Wifey is dropping kids off to her rents now, I've walked the dog now sitting watching practice 3, then going to have a coffee with my ma then back home to watch qualli.

    Out for dinner tonight and then to the cinema to watch inbetweeners movie before back to the wood to join the Orange community for A few beers

    Did I mention its my birthday tomorrow :wink:
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • foxc_ukfoxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    'Ning
    Still in Derby, waiting for my breakfast to be brought to me again.
    Heading back to Hood town in a bit, meet friends for tea and cake, and a BBQ later.
    No biking as ankle is still really sore from seeing the Physio in Tuesday :-/

    Kisses
    FoxC
  • El CapitanoEl Capitano Posts: 13,671
    Good Morning Freaks!

    Today, will mostly consist of going to see my new Grandaughter, who was born last night. :D

    Been a bit on the busy side over the past few days, doing DIY type stuffs in the hall. Wont be doing much more though as I burn my wrist quite badly with a heat-gun yesterday.

    Ande, we seem to have run out of bacon. Someone must have stolen it all when I wasn't looking! :shock: Off down town shortly, for a restock.

    Laters...
  • PudseypPudseyp Posts: 3,514
    taking a 6ft tall blonde to see the inbetweeners movie

    What's his name?

    Morning dickwards and fanny flaps

    I'm rather annoyed today, fridge is broken. Tried to make a cup of tea this morning only to face frozen milk. I think I'm gonna make someone uphappy at work today

    :lol: She's called Sarah,

    n534050163_7284984_8109586.jpg


    In reality or your craaaazzzzy mind ? :wink:
    Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • projectsomeprojectsome Posts: 4,478
    Pudseyp wrote:
    taking a 6ft tall blonde to see the inbetweeners movie

    What's his name?

    Morning dickwards and fanny flaps

    I'm rather annoyed today, fridge is broken. Tried to make a cup of tea this morning only to face frozen milk. I think I'm gonna make someone uphappy at work today

    :lol: She's called Sarah,

    n534050163_7284984_8109586.jpg


    In reality or your craaaazzzzy mind ? :wink:

    Oh she's somewhat real. :D
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my censored mood!
  • PudseypPudseyp Posts: 3,514
    So is my bird.....




    Chacha_1392261.jpg
    Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Let us know what it's like (the film, not you groping a 6ft trannie in the back row): I was thinking of going to see The Inbetweeners sometime.
    .

    it's pretty good, storylines not strong and a bit obvious but the funny parts are frequent and really funny. And it's got a lispy chunky lass in wearing very little, perfect for me.

    Morning dudes and dudettes.

    Just off to do a spot more geocaching, then off to Haverfordwest Beer and Cider festival.

    Bout it for today I think, off to Cardiff tommorrow then home, can't believe my month off is nearly over :(
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Morni... oh wait. Afternoon!

    Well this day has been a fail. I got to the Peaks for about 8:45, decided I would change my Time Pedals for some Wellgo flats. Only went and threaded the barsteward thing :evil: About 30mins into the ride, the damn thing fell off.

    So I'm home now, not in the best of moods, about to go crank shopping as it's completely fecked.

    Later's censored 's.
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
    Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
    Blender Cube AMS Pro
  • projectsomeprojectsome Posts: 4,478
    Pudseyp wrote:
    So is my bird.....




    Chacha_1392261.jpg

    Indeed she is ;) but the difference is I talk to the blonde above and it doesnt cost me £1.50 a minute
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my censored mood!
  • PudseypPudseyp Posts: 3,514
    Pudseyp wrote:
    So is my bird.....




    Chacha_1392261.jpg

    Indeed she is ;) but the difference is I talk to the blonde above and it doesnt cost me £1.50 a minute

    What.....more than £1.50 ??
    Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • getonyourbikegetonyourbike Posts: 2,804
    Not bad day for me. This morning I had a nice ride up and down the meanest hills in the area and I'm really not a fan of climbing :( Clent and the surrounding area for anyone nearby. The descents would have been good but I was stuck behind the ride leader who was on a stupid cyclocross bike and isn't the fastest downhill anyway. :evil: Seriously, why go backwards from mtbs to something that censored 's at proper terrain and also can't compete on road? utterly pointless piles of junk.

    Straight after I had to go out and meet the family at a restaurant but it wasn't that bad because the burger and chips was nice and there was some delightful viewing in the form of the very bang-able waitress :)
  • chrisjnr19chrisjnr19 Posts: 231
    Haha... our local restaurants need more such waitresses, although the GF would kill me! ;)

    This morning, I spent about an hour at Halfords trying to explain to the mechanically inept invalid behind the counter what 'rebound' was, and trying to communicate to him that I needed them to fix it... in the character of the gormless asinine that he was, he knew little other than to write my name down in a diary and called the manager to help me out... being of an agreeable disposition, the fellow said that they'd try to work something out in terms of sending the forks to SRAM and having them repaired :)

    Excellent! , and on that high note, the other half and I jumped in the car and went for a bit of Saturday afternoon trail fun! Ruined slightly by the fact that every half hour it would begin to rain with irritating intensity... so the last two miles was spent in raaather muddy conditions :P ...

    All in all a rather nice day :D
  • getonyourbikegetonyourbike Posts: 2,804
    edited August 2011
    chrisjnr19 wrote:
    Haha... our local restaurants need more such waitresses, although the GF would kill me! ;)
    Oh no, this wasn't local. You wouldn't get an nice 'scenery' near us. It was a 25 minute drive away in a posher, slightly out of the way area in a very fancy pub. Too fancy for us, good job we weren't paying :P
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 41,806
    :lol: She's called Sarah,

    n534050163_7284984_8109586.jpg
    Not bad at all, but she does have rather large hands - suggest you give her the 'Crocodile Dundee Test' just to be sure :wink:

    @Gaz - ta for that - as expected really.

    Now in a good mood as I got a good blast on the bike before sundown and now have a bottle of chilli beer to sup :)
    Whippet
    Bruiser
    Panzer
    Commuter

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • projectsomeprojectsome Posts: 4,478
    Inbetweeners storyline was kinda censored but still was funny as censored .
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my censored mood!
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 41,806
    Inbetweeners storyline was kinda censored but still was funny as fark.
    Did she pass the Test?
    Whippet
    Bruiser
    Panzer
    Commuter

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • projectsomeprojectsome Posts: 4,478
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Inbetweeners storyline was kinda censored but still was funny as fark.
    Did she pass the Test?

    test? i've seen her half naked :wink:
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my censored mood!
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 41,806
    Which half? :P

    (Well done BTW)
    Whippet
    Bruiser
    Panzer
    Commuter

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
Sign In or Register to comment.