My god, he must be blind!

OffTheBackAdam
OffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
edited August 2011 in The bottom bracket
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picture ... ml?image=1
:shock:
Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.

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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    i'd have a go on her.
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  • thecrofter
    thecrofter Posts: 734
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!
    You've no won the Big Cup since 1902!
  • lostboysaint
    lostboysaint Posts: 4,250
    I think he was hoping that she wouldn't do the "ok, if you think he's in it for the money then you have it now" thing!
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  • Gazzaputt
    Gazzaputt Posts: 3,227
    WTF is it?
  • pedylan
    pedylan Posts: 768
    "Now 85 years old, the duchess famed for her unruly grey frizzy hair and flamboyant dress sense, is to tie the knot for the third time........"

    She's not famous for anything else then? Something also related to her appearance?
    Nope? Nothing spring to mind?
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  • kev77
    kev77 Posts: 433
    It looks like an extra from the goonies!

    :lol:
  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 3,954
    She is 85 in all fairness so what were you expecting?!
  • thecrofter
    thecrofter Posts: 734
    verylonglegs wrote:
    She is 85 in all fairness so what were you expecting?!

    Something vaguely humanoid
    You've no won the Big Cup since 1902!
  • OffTheBackAdam
    OffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
    My mum's 82 this year, if she looked like that, I wouldn't take the kids to see her, let alone the grandson!
    Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.
  • anto164
    anto164 Posts: 3,500
    Fit.
  • One Man And His Bike
    One Man And His Bike Posts: 661
    Those are a set of proper blow job lips it has to be said...
    http://www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    One Man And His Bike wrote:
    Those are a set of proper blow job lips it has to be said...
    I thought about making a similar comment, but then thought I'd wait and let you take the honors :wink:
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    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • TuckerUK
    TuckerUK Posts: 369
    ...honors

    Is that some kind of kebab?
    "Coming through..."
  • Lazarus
    Lazarus Posts: 1,426
    I wish there was a warning in the title !

    Initially thought it was going to be about a bad driver !

    Now I'm scarred for life.......
    A punctured bicycle
    On a hillside desolate
    Will nature make a man of me yet ?
  • redjeepǃ
    redjeepǃ Posts: 531
    In fairness there's not many women who can make Camila look good, but she almost manages it.
  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 3,954
    She's probably got a great personality.....
  • rubertoe
    rubertoe Posts: 3,994
    They all look the same in the dark
    "If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."

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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    The Dark Crystal came to mind.
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    'Kin taters, whatever on earth has that woman done to herself? Nature would never be so cruel. :lol:
    Tail end Charlie

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  • Easyriding
    Easyriding Posts: 56
    Nice to see the wealthy are spending their money wisely...
  • shouldbeinbed
    shouldbeinbed Posts: 2,660
    she looks like one of those lucky troll things.
  • nwallace
    nwallace Posts: 1,465
    I was expecting this to be a thread about aggie.
    Do Nellyphants count?

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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    If I look like that when I'm approaching that age, not when I've got there, then someone please shoot me.

    For the simple fact that I must have wasted money on surgery that I could have most wisely have spent elsewhere.

    You know, like on PED's or SC.

    Love n hugs

    DD
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  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    I want my eyes replaced please, that was horrendous.
    My London Road
  • CrackFox
    CrackFox Posts: 287
    I might have to take David Icke's theory about an ancient ruling order of demonic reptilians more seriously after seeing that.
  • Sirius631
    Sirius631 Posts: 991
    MountainMonster wrote:
    I want my eyes replaced please, that was horrendous.

    You'll find that the image is stored in your cerebrum. Do you need someone to perform a labotomy? I've got a blunt saw and an ice-cream scoop somewhere.
    To err is human, but to make a real balls up takes a super computer.
  • Velonutter
    Velonutter Posts: 2,437
    WARNING!! Never view pictures like that before bedtime, how the fcuk am I going to sleep after that, I'm scarred for life now, ruined, totally ruined :roll: :shock: :shock: :shock:
  • hstiles
    hstiles Posts: 414
    Remember kids, inbreeding is bad.
  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    Sirius631 wrote:
    MountainMonster wrote:
    I want my eyes replaced please, that was horrendous.

    You'll find that the image is stored in your cerebrum. Do you need someone to perform a labotomy? I've got a blunt saw and an ice-cream scoop somewhere.

    Since this sounds like a very technical procedure, i'm willing to offer 9 pound 50 to the lucky surgeon will to remove this image from my life.
    My London Road
  • One Man And His Bike
    One Man And His Bike Posts: 661
    MattC59 wrote:
    One Man And His Bike wrote:
    Those are a set of proper blow job lips it has to be said...
    I thought about making a similar comment, but then thought I'd wait and let you take the honors :wink:
    It did have to be said, I mean when she takes her teeth out you can just imagine....

    >.>
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