There should be a special place in hell...

whyamihere
whyamihere Posts: 7,716
edited August 2011 in The Crudcatcher
For people who insist on making phone calls last more than a minute. Not that my time's precious, I just hate talking on the phone.

Feckers.

Comments

  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Well if you're going to work on those chat lines then you're going to have to accept that not everyone can get it over with as quickly as you :wink:
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,716
    I'm thoroughly insulted that my dulcet tones are not enough to cause spontaneous orgasms in everyone.
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    whyamihere wrote:
    I'm thoroughly insulted that my dulcet tones are not enough to cause spontaneous orgasms in everyone.

    It's a good job really. Could help with job interviews, but having to do a speech at a funeral would be awkard.
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,705
    whyamihere wrote:
    For people who insist on making phone calls last more than a minute.
    That special place in hell is going to be pretty full once every woman on the planet has been sent there.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,126
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    whyamihere wrote:
    For people who insist on making phone calls last more than a minute.
    That special place in hell is going to be pretty full once every woman on the planet has been sent there.
    a kitchen?




    :wink::lol:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,705
    jay12 wrote:
    a kitchen?




    :wink::lol:
    Nope, they like being in there :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Bloke calls should consist simply of What, When, Where, and optionally (though probably) Is beer provided?

    Done in 15 seconds.
  • cicatriz
    cicatriz Posts: 411
    No need for the pleasantries just give me the info. Job done. Plenty time to talk in the pub over a beer or several.